VN - Ren'Py - WVM [S2 Ch.1 Ep.13 F] [Braindrop]

I'd like to start with at least mentioning that I am not fully caught up with the recent update. I'm about 6 hours in so far and that's definitely more than enough to confirm many other reviews.

Id say this is a very middle of the road, as average as a game can be. The story itself is intriguing sure. You're this amazing basketball star starting college at a school with legit the worst team. You have everything thrown at you, publicity, houses, a car, and girls. Literally they just pop up one after another.

Now with the story being 'Okay' I do have to say man, this writing is fucking weird. I've recently started to dabble into AI stories curious on how they do with long term memories and what not, and just the dialogue itself, the way people say things and how it's said feels EERILY similar to AI. Like it's just not good. The animations are lacking for sure. You only get like 1-2 moving objects in the scene and it's short.
The renders are decent at least, girls do give you this sort of uncanny valley look a lot but at least most of the girls are attractive and cute in their own way. A lot of different styles of women too I can respect that.
All in all, If you're looking for another mindless game to click away in ans get somewhat engaged in the story and watch good looking women such and fuck give it a shot ‍♂

Its not have a serious story and characters but game delivers what wants to delivered. Famous MC who can fuck any girl he wants, renders and animations are bad at first but then its getting pretty good. If you want good harem game i can recommend this

This game was already extremely cringy when it first released years ago, and it has become a lot worse now. The way pretty much every girl looks at you is actually aggravating the shit out of me. Every time you look at them it feels like a big middlefinger is thrown at you... like a message directly from the dev to the players who have criticized this uncanny facial expression since the very start. Instead of improving, the dev even decided todouble down on that. Ridiculous!

What else do we have? Well, we have a huge cast of mindless girls who like throw theirselves at you for absolutely no reason other than you are the MC in this game. It's shallow and feels not worth your time, because there is zero value in any kind of relationship in this game.

On top of that every update feels the very same. You meet a new girl, she throws herself at you (with an uncanny facial expression), you fuck. Then the next girl arrives. Rinse and repeat. That's it! And yes, it's as forgettable as it sounds.

And the fact that the dev makes a shit ton of money for no reason makes it even worse. With so much backup he could do much much better, but instead he just milks his fans. Not recommended!

I enjoyed playing the game. I agree that maybe there are some points that need to be improved, but it's okay.

- The story is 3.5-4/5. I like the method used and at the same time, it allows us to delve deeper into the story and get to know more characters. However, as CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, as some have said, it's a bit slow, and some dialogue boxes are long or not appropriate for the moment (for example, a sexy moment). One idea would be to tell them in moments, with Monday saying one part, Thursday another, and so on.

- Visually, 5/5. Without words, each female character seems attractive to me, haha. Sometimes I envy the protagonist, haha. And the fact that the girls aren't "Barbies" is something I really appreciate. And by "Barbies," I mean, for example, having big breasts, a tiny waist, and limbs like noodles, or an undernourished face. And those of you who are complaining, I ask, who wants to see something more realistic? Watch a pornographic video and stop playing the game. That way, your problems will disappear.

- The protagonist's relationships with the girls: 2-2.5/5, a low rating because there are relationships that the protagonist should prioritize, for example, with his mothers (or any other character), and he doesn't, or if he does, there are two possibilities.

The other girls join them, and the protagonist does nothing to prevent it, making a special moment for everyone. Which isn't bad, but it should be something special between mother and son.
He leaves them for last, spending a brief moment with them, coming across as ungrateful due to the time they spent helping him or worrying about him.

To conclude this part, the protagonist shouldn't make 5,000 plans in a week. He should take it easy and learn to prioritize some more than others, since there won't be an end to the world... I think.

-The protagonist 2/5. Many said he's a saint, and despite not wanting to be one, I have to agree with them. He has no personality and simply says yes to everything or tries not to be a bad person. But at some point, he should "be a man" and hit whoever he needs, scream when it's necessary, show that no one touches girls, and be a son of a bitch when necessary to whoever it is.

The game is very good, and I'm really looking forward to the next update and seeing how the story develops. Greetings from Argentina.

boring, the game has you skipping through hours of boring cut scenes, over written dialouge and boring, also boring. Also it asks you a thousand times to hookup with every character instead of once.

Dev promise too much and didn"t even deliver half of what he said.
Update take too long for a ridiculously little content.
Changed characters that now look like a doll.
There is also the fact that there is way too much LI (can't believe i said that...) i mean like a shit ton..

I was interested in WVM because the core concepts of harem, training/corruption, and more or less realistic looking 3D graphics. So I should be the target audience for the game and indeed I liked several things about it. It's hot how Jamie helps train the other girls. Some of the girls look fantastic and have great dialogue during the sex scenes.

That said, the overall story is truly frustrating, the dialogue is absolutely grating, there are constant interruptions in every conversation/scene, every moment feels hectic and distracting, and some of the character models are too weirdly formed (gigantic anime eyes, faces that look like the person has a developmental disorder, bodies with freakish proportions).

And, I'm surprised to say, there are actually too many girls and the girls are packed way too intensely into each day, jumping back and forth. Why on earth does the MC have to talk in depth with, literally, over 20 girls each day? And why are these conversations always interrupted and fragmented by conversations with others? Why does the MC always plan five dates per day plus five other important meetings? It's a constant frustration and so unnecessary. This story is set out to be a year of college, not two weeks.

In the sex scenes themselves the MC is almost always an idiot. The girls is literally screaming and begging him to fuck her but every time he, like an absolute tool, always first says things like "Are you sure?". The girl again literally begs the MC to insert his dick and he just wonders "but are you ready, are you sure?". And then she asks him to please fuck her harder, deeper. Instead the MC just asks "are you sure?" and half-heartedly and slowly fucks her. This pattern repeats over and over, it's infuriating.

Anyway, there are plenty of other things implemented badly with the story (totally implausible things happening) and it all adds up to a being an unimmersive slog instead of having any emotional depth, character development, interesting dialogue or fun. It's a shame since, as mentioned, the core concept is very appealing.

This game has to be the greatest failure of AVN history. There are many like this but holy cows this one screams ''me! me! me! I am the failure!''
The only reason this game was or still is popular - I don't know- is because it's one of the first ones that got popular while there weren't too many.

Technical stuff about the game is really good at the beginning. It even got better in time.
Animations are also got a lot better in time.
But that's the only positive things I can say.

There're toooooo many LIs. Too many!
After some point they are just some women to fuck and move on the next, you can fell no emotion, no connection to them.

Game is around for 6 years and some devs finish at least 2 games in this kind of time while this game still trying to figure out where it's going.
It's just a milking machine that should be demonetized.
While tech. stuff (graphics) are going better the women are all looking the same after some point. Duck faces and puppy eye looks. At this point only characteristic future most of the women have is hair color variety.

Dialogues were never great and still nothing special. I can't believe how someone who writes a story can't read a book or two in 6 freaking years to gain something. Writing is hard I admit this but never getting better is unacceptable.

Also, this is a goofy harem game but having a perfect MC with no negativity is really not a good idea. It limits the character's arc.

Using some more basketball time would make the game a lot more interesting but the dev failed to capitalize on that too.

At this point, I believe this game still exists so the dev can keep earning that easy money he gain with little to none effort.

The way the characters just look at the MC is just...Extremely uncanny. This level of looks and staring from the cast is bordering on The Ring or the Grudge level of Japanese horror flicks. There is no rhyme or reason or story, the MC just collects girls to fuck and they look at him the same way a canine looks at its master.

English:............8/10
User Interface:.....3/10
User Experience:....7/10
Art:................8/10
Dialogue:...........3/10
Story:..............1/10
Opinion:............4/10................
Avg:.............4.86/10 [2.43/5]

I have played the entirety of this game a few separate updates. To say that I remember nothing about the game other than "puppy dog eyes" is not quite hyperbole. I UNDERSTAND why a lot of reviews compared it to another game, "MC goes to college and plays basketball" is so overdone it might as well be pure carbon at this point(that's a chemistry joke). But neither of the games are similar, they're both completely boring for completely different reasons. Which is a little shocking, but nothing special. Anyway, that's really the whole game. "MC goes to college to play basketball and somehow 48 women fall in love with him at first sight." I think ONE negative thing happens the entire story, and, if I remember right, the only two I find appealing are the first girlfriend(minus her weird lips(they all have weird lips)) and the coach. And when I say the writing cures insomnia, I mean it. Actually read this infantilized writing and you'll be out in no time. Nothing happens, nothing matters, and the only saving grace is the sex. If anyone's read any of my reviews, I almost never commend the sex so all I remember is I don't hate the sex in this. Outside of all that, I can't say I remember much else.


Here's a list of the main(ish) girls' characterization as I saw throughout the game:

One big annoyance I have with this is how they have to draw attention to if someone is sitting or standing. They put in dialogue to say lets sit down or something in almost every scene. A scene can just happen. They don't need to sit in the hallway by a trash can, they don't need to go sit in the kitchen then say they should go sit in the living room, and it's not a power play to make MC sit next to Ryker. It's done too much, and adds less than nothing to the game. Another big one, and I've already harped on it a lot, the puppy dog eyes. The fact they all have to look at the camera like they're gonna cry because MC is just so beautiful is uncomfortable and stupid. The next issue is how often characters just completely change as soon as MC says something. Liz could have been abrasive and such, but no. EVERY SINGLE GIRL becomes Jamie or Azel. What is the point of that? MC ends up dating 20 of the same person with different hairstyles. At no point, before Liz's tantrum, did I know that MC knew her longer than high school. But they start saying they've known each other forever? Maybe I've forgotten a line or missed over the FOUR DAYS it's taken to sift through this literary melatonin. But it feels like a retcon of their history. And I'm fairly certain, within a few updates, they're gonna stealthily add incest in Willow and Wendy but not talk about it to avoid censors. They've hinted at it too much for it not to be a thing.

The idea this trash might have a PLANNED rework to make the 5 days (Maybe 7 there's a lot of sleeping after MC gets beat up) that the dev incorrectly stated was 10 days stretch into 32 days is absurd. What? You're gonna add time skips that say "MC played ball a little bit for a week" wow. If they somehow rewrite this to do all that, WHY don't they fix the fact that there is no story? I'm so bored with this that I get happy a sex scene happens, not because it's sex, beu because I can skip past to save some time. And in a game where I actually don't hate the sex, even though I'm now noticing it's the same few positions over and over up until the retcon, that's nuts. Whenever they have any character that could add spice of any kind, after two conversations they are completely remolded to be exactly like Jamie, and be uninteresting. There is so much that can be reworked here to not make the third most boring game on this site. Did you catch that? This isn't even the most boring game, so it couldn't even be the top ranked anything. And to be transparent, I've written these closing paragraphs FAR before finishing the game. I don't think there is anything that can happen in this to make me care or suddenly have a different opinion of anything that has or will happen.(After finishing, nope. It actually got worse because of Daliah) The sudden retcon even add characters that MC acts like he's met, but have never seen before. So it will confuse anyone that actually reads this. But it's taken me so long to get through this and being the only human to have read this all the way through from the beginning to current end of content, I just hope no one lies to me and tells me they love this.

I'll be honest It's tough to get through this. The two big things I can commend this on is one I don't hate the sex. It's not amazing, but good enough. And the hiding of MC's face.(Which they do poorly after the recton because he's just got a big black bar over his face) I feel that that's necessary for the immersion of a player in one of these fantasies. The fact that this fantasy is brainrot and I don't like it is another story entirely. But if you have some mid-tier harem fantasy game, hide MC's face. It's far easier to put yourself in his shoes if you don't see that they used one of the same 4 DAZ models for MC. Ryker's model being one of them. As for the English, they frequently use the wrong "there" and have some typos, but nothing leaps out that says "this wasn't written by an English speaker." At least until the later chapters. The UI/UX is, as always, completely untouched. The Art is good and improves over time. It's not amazing animations, and the puppy dog, teary eyed look they all give you at all times gets uncomfortably annoying. The dialogue is "Are you okay? I just want you to be comfortable. You mean so much to me and are perfect." AD NAUSEAM. It never ends, and the only time it's not like that is with Ryker, or any time they're trying to change MC's character for no reason. The Story DOES NOT EXIST. Nothing happens. MC goes to college and plays basketball. They introduce a villain because it's boring, but even that is still boring. My opinion is higher than you'd think because I can see myself forgetting that I played it in a year or two, because this will never end, and hold CTRL to skip the empty dialogue to see the sex scenes. That's all there is to it. No one will enjoy reading this earnestly. It's a sexual sleep-aid at best.

The best way I can describe this game is "Competently made with bizarre choices."

The main issue and most bizarre choice of this game is just the sheer number of characters. I'm talking 25+ named characters who have dialogue and are positioned as Love Interests for the MC.

I get it, it's a harem game, but the more characters there are, the less connected you feel to each one. Especially in a genre like ongoing adult VN, where there's often a several month long gap between play sessions. Outside of maybe the main 5 or so women, it's just impossible to remember who is who and what each relationship dynamic is supposed to be.

MC is also a Gary Stu. He's just too perfect, and it seems he can't do wrong in the eyes of anyone. Everyone loves him no matter what. Everyone's down to be part of a 25 girl harem, like maybe that's just a normal thing in this bizarro universe.

The visuals are great, even with the kinda bizarre face/mouth thing they all have going on. I take it as just a quirk of the dev's art style. Animations are generally good, although I wish there were more PoV animations.

Writing started out good, but I lost interest the longer it went on and the bigger the harem got and the more super-human the MC felt.

And here I go with another review that makes my heart ache to write because the DEV of this game is competent in many aspects, but... this game has a huge flaw.

(Warning: There will be spoilers below!)
(I stopped the game a little after the protagonist finds his childhood friend, who he is already dating, like the entire cast of the game...)

I think it makes more sense to point out all the good things first since it is a somewhat negative review, and, argh, I really hate writing so poorly about something that I technically liked so much in the first few hours...
The game has incredible models, I don't think I need to say much about that since you can see for yourself, but it is worth saying that there is a lot of love put not only into the girls but also into the environment. The story seems natural in the first hour of the game, you are captivated to know what will happen next, and the game gives you that false idea that you will be "cheating" on your girlfriend if you stay with your friend (who is originally trans but can be a cis woman), but you can also keep her in a friendzone, anyway. It is interesting how the dialogues that follow these lines are thought out and worked.
Romance is the focus here even though his Girlfriend is the most CUCK person in the whole world. I have no problem with that since we are entering an era where NTR is on the rise, having something "purely romantic" clinging to a harem to balance it out is great too. I play both and yes, the romance here is cool.
But this is where the problems of this game begin too...

Too much romance, and the protagonist is too nice for a human being, I never thought I would say that but; too many random girls jumping on your lap!
Holy Buddha enlighten me, but I don't believe there is another protagonist like this in any other game. The guy is a SAINT! I tell you, it's almost infuriating... DEV even tried to have an event there where a random jerk who hates the MC for a random reason (?), punches the MC's mother just because (?), and the MC beats him almost to death because he had a trigger or something. All this after MC was beaten by 6 guys, one holding a bat at that. Yes, yes, he gained powers too, apparently. (Just irony)
He suffered all that and didn't even break a single bone, slept for a day, and Voila! Firm and strong, fucking half the cast... Sigh.
I wanted to see the MC playing basketball, I wanted to see him exploring the love triangle relationship, maybe have some arguments, and serious problems, but no. The biggest problem so far seems to be the MAIN GIRLFRIEND's MOTHER! That his GF insists on wanting to have her around, even though she's a dumb fucker who sees her husband doing shit and talking shit, and instead of leaving him, she stays and wants her daughters to stay too. In what kind of shitty world would a sane adult, with an abusive father and a nut mother, want to have her around when she's found a new family? I know that neediness exists, but there's a limit to things. This game wants to simulate something close to real life, with social media, college, relationships, hell even 3D models. Don't come telling me "Oh but it's a game blah blah blah", of course, we want a little logic tho! At least a little! It's supposed to be fun and to escape reality, but it needs to have a minimum of logic... And nothing there does.
The protagonist treats any girl MINIMALLY WELL and she already gets all wet, man... it's unbelievable that the best excuse for this is "they all have problems in their family". The only guy (one of the few MANS) who had a girlfriend, he's actually gay, he never had sex with his girlfriend who is conveniently a virgin and now she wants to give it to the MC. Seriously, it's shitty, to say the least.
And don't even get me started on how clingy they are! Hell! And they kiss all day long, "I love you this, I love you that", man, they say I love you so much that the word loses its importance! It's so broken how convenient everything happens, and how the MC is always the kind-hearted one who helps everyone... "Wow, he gave me a ride, damn, I'm in love!" it seems like a joke but no, that's how stupid it is! It's stupid at this point...
Bailey, I refused her once in the game and I never had any options with her again. Tia, I've already refused her 3 times and she continues to chase the MC, haha. This is unbalanced, a "normal" answer that you give to the characters can block routes just because. I could sit here all day talking about how frustrated I was with this game because I was genuinely looking for a good romance, and this seemed to be it, but no, the curve here went even further.
I recommend you try the game if you have time, it's not a bad game, but be very patient with the excess of "romance".
I could give it a 2.5, it has its moments, I liked some things and I give it credit for that. But since I can't give it 2.5, it will be 2.

The reviews are particularly harsh for this VN! I don't understand all of them!
This game is very long and slow to update.
The story isn't bad for a harem, but it's true that the developer sometimes gets a bit lost in the number of girls, the story, and the evolution of the game itself. Some of the originals are really good, but over the course of the developments, the developer has pushed the physical caricature a bit too far. Another problem is that it takes a bit too long to develop certain relationships between the characters, and it becomes a bit frustrating. Noteworthy are, however, endearing characters such as Shauna, Rachael, Zoe, Zoelle, the Coach and her daughter Natalie, her mothers...
Honestly, the characters are more realistic in Season 1.
Now, considering the work and the length of the game, it's a shame not to give credit to the work done and the interesting ideas introduced. The developer just needs to refocus a little on the important characters to allow the MC to have an optimized and successful harem and add some basketball games ^^ to show that the MC is continuing his rise to fame and multiple fatherhoods! Quick, a new update!!
My favorite Li: Shauna (both versions), Rachael, Zoe and Zoelle, Coach Harper and Natalie

Do you know the SNL "Hunk" sketches? (e.g. Pilot Hunk)

This game is that sketch, stretched to an uncomfortable and confusing length.

You play a college basketballer, and apparently that kind of makes you the second coming of christ as the game would have you believe.

He's got no face, but an oversized cock (plus a nicely detailed ballsack!), and an attitude that says, "Come here baby, tell me your life story, I won't listen, but you get to suck me off later!"

The first chapters establish a narrative that is somewhat cohesive and there are some elements of intrigue in it. There is a bit of a conflict in the beginning set around the 'harem' aspect and it has you as the MC worrying if sleeping around like a manwhore is a nice thing to do in a relationship.

All too soon, that conflict is resolved, though. It's replaced by a collage of scenes of highly uncomfortable tenderness and loving care between the MC and his array of LIs that to me come across as either cult-like Stockholm syndrome or staged reality tv show. The game projects between these poles of the unnerving and the surreal, never quite finding a sweet weird spot to rest on.

Halfway through the first season, I lost interest in the narrative, mainly because of said weirdness as well as the constant care-taking of LIs. Some of the LIs are actually very intriguing and would deserve getting deeper into (I guess both literally and figuratively), but their narratives get lost in the shuffle.

So why play at all? Well, if you like to know what it feels like to be a weird cross between cult leader and The Bachelor - hooray, this is your game!

For everyone else, I think the sheer production quality is something to appreciate. The models are exaggerated, but competently created, and there's some diversity in them. The animated sequences have a realistic feel to them (especially when that ballsack is involved). Sadly, there doesn't seem to be a gallery, so there's a lot of skipping involved to get to the goods.

All in all, 2 stars seem fair. A decent story with the same production could easily get 4-5 stars.

Early on you get the choice to cheat on your GF with the (better looking) redhead in the banner.

"Great! Secret relationship with red and fucking everything that moves behind GF's back?"

Finally some good fucking kink

Of course the MC just HAD to tell GF and for her to be COMPLETELY fine with him fucking anyone with a pulse and encourages an open relationship not out of some desperate attempt to keep him but beacuse "he's too much man for one woman"

At this point the game turns into a buffet of plain chicken breast.

Last time I tried this game was in 2 years ago, back then I was hopeful and decided to give it some time.

I tried it again now (S2-Ch1-Ep13 B7) and damn if anything has changed.

No story progress at all, MC constantly getting jumped on by girls like he's the only male left. Everyone has the exact same expression and camera angle every time they stare at the MC.

The MC feels too controlling, because the way the choices made are directly linked to the MC.
For example, the game doesn't ask the PLAYER if it's ok for girls to kiss, it asks the MC, so it feels like he made them kiss, rather than them doing it in the heat of the moment. It loses a lot of charm.

Due to the amount of girls, you easily forget who's who, there are like 20 blondes, 15 brunettes', 30 young, 10 milfs, etc. I made up those numbers because for the love of god I can't remember how many there are.
Point is, there are uselessly a lot, with overlapping features, and kinks, they serve nothing but bloat the game with useless content. If you take all the girl models from this game you could probably make at least 10 other games with unique characters.

All the choices for the entire game are either [sex] or [don't] and a handful "fake" choices that change nothing.

Choosing to make Shauna a transgender is just a wasted potential because she does almost nothing with her dick , and neither do any other transgender women in this game. It feels like they were just included to make the game show up on Futa/Trans tag search.

TL;DR:
No story progression, fake choices, overwhelming amount of sluts, bad trans content, nothing makes sense.
If you like one character you'll probably see her again in an update next year.

The sluttiest MC on this site. Even compared to Slut-based Female MC AVN's, this one takes the cake.

But seriously though every update release is lackluster, clearly there's no scope of content in mind for each updates; just more bloat of outdated renders, no story progression and more random bitches.

MC body counts already close to a hundreds of woman, and he hasn't even plays a full NCAA Tournament yet. This dude will be an NBA draft bust.

Just like this game it's already a bust of: dumb but fun AVN potential. Since maybe 3-4 years ago ?.

As a fan of both basketball and boob's I had extremely high hopes for this one. I don't mind harem games, they're even a bit of fun sometimes. But when every girl just throws the pussy at you, I mean, why would you write something like that.
And in the years that this has taken to develop the mc still hasn't made it to the first seasons basketball game. It's just a constant fuck fest with a sprinkle of child hood trauma. I regret ever supporting this game financially.
And I gave it two stars because I genuinely love the throuple and the renders. Great fapping game, not much else though. If the story ever moves forward where the mc can take two steps without sticking his pecker in the next walking hole I might come back to see what's up. But I doubt it.

Duck Face Simulator, Hug Simulator, and Cheap Drama Everywhere All the Time (A Piece of Trash So Ridiculous It’s Almost Funny)

Introduction: A Circus of Digital Clownery
This game is such a grotesque, absurdly ridiculous nightmare that I’m torn between disgust and disbelief while questioning the sanity of the AVN community. I get that for some, this might’ve been their first game on the site, and there’s this so-called “nostalgic attachment”—but let’s be real, that’s like being fond of a dried-up shit just because it was the first one you ever dropped. WVM is such an absolute, intelligence-insulting piece of garbage that it should’ve been abandoned by its second version, thrown into a digital landfill, and sealed with a ritual to never haunt anyone again. But, shockingly, this circus of crap struck gold in the community, with thousands of clowns throwing money at it while talented devs, who actually know what they’re doing, can barely afford a loaf of bread. Seriously, anyone who supports this nonsense must have a brain so rotten it could be used as plant fertilizer.

Story: An Unintentional Comedy
The “story”—if you can even call this narrative diarrhea a story—starts with you as a basketball star, the nation’s top recruit, who, for some logic-defying reason, decides to go to a school that doesn’t even know if it’ll have enough players to field a team. Seriously, what kind of decision is that? I couldn’t help but smirk at the idea of the MC sitting at his computer, picking this school, and thinking, “Yeah, sounds like a great idea!”. He “trains” basketball in scenes so pathetic they feel like a poorly done comedy skit, and there’s one exhibition match that’s as relevant as a mosquito on your window. After that, basketball vanishes from the game faster than your will to live, and what’s left is a harem of lobotomized girls whose sole purpose is to worship you and spread their legs for no reason at all. The MC is the only dude in the entire story, and almost every woman he crosses paths with is either fuckable or turns into a love interest—except for his family, because, well, patreon policies. It’s like the game said, “Screw basketball, let’s turn this into a cult where the MC is the messiah and every girl is a devoted slut ready to kneel and lick the ground he walks on 24/7.”

Characters: A Cast of Clowns
The MC is, without a doubt, one of the most insufferable characters I’ve ever seen. He’s an overprotective dumbass who spends the entire game hugging a thousand different women—most of whom are so generic I couldn’t even keep track of them, and I didn’t even want to, because, my God, what a waste of time. And the scenes? A horror show that had me shaking my head in disbelief. In one, he carries girls around because he “doesn’t want to wake them up”. Man, what the fuck is this? I pictured the MC walking around with 20 girls dangling from his arms like a grocery bag carrier, and I couldn’t believe how utterly moronic that is. Another scene has 20 girls lying in the same bed with the MC, as if that’s normal. His girlfriend, forcibly shoved onto the protagonist by the game’s stupid writing, is the dumbest, most spineless cuckquean in existence, sharing him with literally everyone because, apparently, that’s her only purpose. Not even the most pathetic cuckquean on the planet would stoop to standards this low. It’s all so poorly written, so devoid of effort, that it feels like a fifth-rate vintage porn—without the fun parts and with twice the secondhand embarrassment. I couldn’t help but scoff imagining the dev typing this and thinking, “Wow, what a masterpiece!”

Dialogue: A Festival of Nonsense
And the dialogue? A monotonous, nonsensical festival that makes you want to hang yourself with your mouse cable—or, in my case, laugh, because it’s so pathetic. 95% of the interactions boil down to: “Oh, MC, you’re so cool, handsome, and talented, please fuck me!” The girls in this game act like they’ve been lobotomized the second they meet the MC. They have no personality, no motivation, no FUCKING ANYTHING except an unhealthy obsession with him. This isn’t an AVN; it’s a shameless porn game with a “story” that makes you want to gouge your eyes out—or just roll your eyes at how ridiculous it is. And the worst part: it’s LONG as fuck. You can skip most of the dialogue and miss nothing because there’s no development, no jokes, no interesting distractions, no smart characters, NOTHING. I kept clicking non-stop, begging for a moment of relief, a single line of dialogue that wouldn’t make me want to jump off a cliff. But nope, it’s just an endless void that made me sick—and at the same time, had me shaking my head at how shit it all is.

Design: A Visual Nightmare Come to Life
And the design? Welcome to Duck Face Simulator. Every girl has these ridiculous duck lips, as if the developer has a bizarre fetish for duck faces and decided that’s sexy. I couldn’t help but smirk again imagining the dev sitting at their computer, rendering these lips, and thinking, “Wow, this is the peak of sexiness!”. They already have hips wide enough to look like caricatures, and now I’m just waiting for the next step: feathers and wings, because clearly, the dev is heading that way. And the MC? A faceless doll who, at one point, had a BLACK BOX for a face. A fucking BLACK BOX, for fuck’s sake! I shook my head in disbelief imagining the MC with a box on his head, like a shitty Minecraft cosplay gone wrong. That’s the level of effort we’re dealing with here, and I can’t decide if I’m disgusted or just baffled by the audacity of releasing something this atrocious.

Conclusion: A Piece of Trash That’s Almost Funny
If you just want pure, brain-dead porn, WVM delivers. But if you care about story, characters, or anything beyond a parade of brainless girls begging for the MC, you’re in for an awful experience. This game is a cheap, boring, nonsensical soap opera where no one acts like a human being, and the only motivation any character has is to jump the player’s dick. It’s embarrassing, and I honestly don’t know how anyone can get through this endless, monotonous dialogue without laughing—or, in my case, without shaking my head in disbelief. In the end, WVM doesn’t know what it wants to be. It’s a basketball game with no basketball, a AVN with no story, and a harem that’s more like a creepy cult. If you cut out the basketball part and made the MC a cult leader hypnotizing women in college, it would still be a load of crap but at least it would make more sense. But as it is? It’s just… shameful. A waste of time, space, and digital oxygen. How this struck gold in the community, I’ll never understand. You’d have to be a complete clown to pay for this while talented devs can barely get support. In an ideal world, WVM would’ve been abandoned in its second version and forgotten forever. But, as I said, we live in a circus, and this game is the leading clown with a glorious duck face.

Final Score: -10/10. Play it if you want a mental breakdown—or just a good laugh at how pathetic it is.

amazing potential to hit all the right spots for a harem game, completely wasted on years of nonsense updates. seems to be getting worse by the month...........

god help anyone who pays for this stuff