Holy shit Batman...
This was horrendous. Kids? Have ever wanted to be the center of the universe? Have sun shining from your anus and people worship you for no reason? Well boy do I have a product for you
Welcome to the life of [insert name here]...a character so flawless, he makes Jesus look like a screw-up. Everyone wants to meet him, everyone wants to bang him. You might ask - "well it's a porn game, isn't that what we want?" Well yes and no. While we do visit this site for porn games, we also visit it for interesting stories and characters. If we just wanted porn, there's plenty of sites available to suit our needs.
Pros
- Lots of sex to fill your needs and relatively attractive characters
Cons
- Story doesn't matter
- Characters doesn't matter
- Choices doesn't matter
- Nothing really matters to me
The reason this fails is it's actually trying to be a story so there's a plot, dialogue, various characters and choices to be made...except these are things this game sucks at!!! The plot is thrown out the window in favour of a sex simulator, the dialogue is laughable, the characters are just sex dolls and the choices matter as much as a kinetic novel. You face no consequences. You literally cheat on your girlfriend and she's just happy enough that she has the privilege to lick your penis clean after you pull it out of another girl. I couldn't stomach this game any further after the 30th girl (that the MC never met before) comes up to you and jumps your bones after not even a "hello". This is one of the things that's only purpose it serves is getting the gallery unlocked and beat off. At least you wouldn't have to sit through the horrible script. The devs name is appropriate because your brain would literally have to drop out your head to enjoy this as a story.
Want a fap? Download the gallery unlocker
Want a good VN? Stay away
This was horrendous. Kids? Have ever wanted to be the center of the universe? Have sun shining from your anus and people worship you for no reason? Well boy do I have a product for you
Welcome to the life of [insert name here]...a character so flawless, he makes Jesus look like a screw-up. Everyone wants to meet him, everyone wants to bang him. You might ask - "well it's a porn game, isn't that what we want?" Well yes and no. While we do visit this site for porn games, we also visit it for interesting stories and characters. If we just wanted porn, there's plenty of sites available to suit our needs.
Pros
- Lots of sex to fill your needs and relatively attractive characters
Cons
- Story doesn't matter
- Characters doesn't matter
- Choices doesn't matter
- Nothing really matters to me
The reason this fails is it's actually trying to be a story so there's a plot, dialogue, various characters and choices to be made...except these are things this game sucks at!!! The plot is thrown out the window in favour of a sex simulator, the dialogue is laughable, the characters are just sex dolls and the choices matter as much as a kinetic novel. You face no consequences. You literally cheat on your girlfriend and she's just happy enough that she has the privilege to lick your penis clean after you pull it out of another girl. I couldn't stomach this game any further after the 30th girl (that the MC never met before) comes up to you and jumps your bones after not even a "hello". This is one of the things that's only purpose it serves is getting the gallery unlocked and beat off. At least you wouldn't have to sit through the horrible script. The devs name is appropriate because your brain would literally have to drop out your head to enjoy this as a story.
Want a fap? Download the gallery unlocker
Want a good VN? Stay away