I'm trying to think about dick size a bit - I do like the idea in concept of having not much control over how big your dick is, that it's influenced by stuff. But since it's actually an impactful game stat, it might be worthwhile adding it to the character creator at some point, and allowing you to allocate points to it. It just feels weird idk! I have to think about this. Eventually I want there to be more control over it in game and have more stuff affect it.
Going to laugh here first, your opening line is prime internet fair for misquoting.
But not sure if I agree with being allowed to do dick-size at the start since I see most people buying-up to big daddy just for bragging rights. Its easy enough right now for a few trips to the Mall and having her pimp your johnson to super-size with your first round of stat boost by exp. Of my two games (one starting as sales and the other as a secretary), I got my sales whore up to impress a certain someone in her mansion. Which is funny, cus the same character is collecting rich guys with major packages (three so far and counting).
Now my Sexy Secretary hasn't done a thing yet but still got a invite to the mansion (so I'm happy). Doubt I do anything with him since he hasn't gotten any complaints from the bar babes. Of course been wondering if I got the achievement for king schlong, would I be able to take one of the girls from Bruce. Because that guy sucks!
Its almost seems like we need a new x-change pill (or two), where its a mix of resistance and some other pills where not having a orgasm will increase penis size when the pill wears offs (with side effect - manwhore). But if they fail big, mr.happy might be a bit smaller instead (with side effect, next x-change pill lasting a little longer).
