Wow. What a fantastic update. I just got off the phone with Tom and congradulated him on a deep and thorough storyline.
With that said, there’s a lot of speculation above, similar to last update- and I want to be the first to address it head on.
#1- Lily. Now I know that most of you played through the car scene, looked at the boobies then went back to her house and shagged. Maybe some of you even dropped some unwanted pie in the chamber of secrets. This is the wrong path to get the best ending. What you need to do is look at her butt outside the car, ignore Debbie in entirety, then go straight home. By doing this, you’re playing “hard to get”- chicks really dig this and in future updates it’ll totally benefit you. There’s even an alternative ending where when Monica leaves the laundry room, Lily comes out of the dryer and puts a duvet cover in the washer then gets on top and you get to bang her till “spoiler alert” Jenna walks in and uses her spy pen to record the whole thing. There’s a second alternative ending where Jenna is shown watching the footage playing with her “sponge bob square pants harmonica” saying “I got u mofo in her best Samuel L Jackson impression”
#2- Katie. DONT GRAB HER BOOBS, if you don’t do this, she’ll know something is up, and secretly follow you to the library, where there will be an enchanted book in a pedestal. From there you read the book and gain powers to enter all of the harems dreams in the house. Dream sequence is as follows
~Monica is dreaming of the photo shoot and asks you to use camera film containers (you know the ones from 1987) as a butt plug and you rail her while Zarah plays bach’s Concerto #5 with her tongue in your doodoo maker.
~Jenna is dreaming of the best James Bond ever (Sean Connery) coming to her as his new Q and she gives him a penis flashlight, which works opposite of a fleshlight and every time he gets “excited” and the “skipper is at attention” she feels it.
~Katie is dreaming she’s the titular character of “good girl gone bad” except every decision she chooses is to go home to her dad, except, “spoiler alert” much like my childhood- she has no dad. So she goes home alone and practices her banjo strumming lessons with a zucchini from the fridge.
The only thing you need to do here is click “watch” And “keep watching” the only time you get caught is when “spoiler alert” the third sister catches you, who is secretly the sister from summertime saga. Regardless, you knock her up and drop the kid off at the neighbors to get babysat in episode 14, unless you find a statue of Elaine (where all parts are in different locations) then the statue turns into a clone of Elaine who, like the sister, you inpregnate.
#3- Elaine, Now I know you want to try real hard to rekindle your relationship with her and get the fancy car in the back, but to get the best ending, on the first interaction with Bella, you needed to chose the second option when first saying hello. From there, she hands you the box and you receive a cabinet key, when Elaine is in the fridge, you click “stay seated” and “go to cabinet”, there you’ll find a picture album discovering that Elaine has a son (remember the stalker from chapter 12) - they’re in an incestuous relationship (I know- the horror!). You then blackmail her to get the keys to the beach house, where you invite Monica, and have no interference from the other daughters and can co Pete the kitchen scene in its entirety. Lots and lots of truffle butter on your corn dog.
Just saying, like many others, all decisions impact this game. If you need a save file, email me directly. I have all the extended scenes, the full mod, the anime mod, the dragon ball z mod and the live action adaptation. Lmk.
Thanks.
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