I just waned to stop by to say fuck Mr. Beeman. Usually I like big hairy dudes, but he looks so fucking weird with his bloated body and tiny little arms. He looks like that 3D model of what King Tut was supposed to look like in real life. And to top it off, he's such an asshole. He's built like the world's most aggressive double door fridge.
Don't even get me started on the body hair growing through his clothes, or his comically large 5head. It looks like his entire face is on his chin. Bless his heart.