Remember to always keep your fluid levels up.So Paranoid! We had a huge bungalow over the ocean. You could have had your own room. For what ever Antonio wanted to do. Sophia and I were entirely to... hmmm...busy. Yeah that's the word. Most we would have done is have a lunch or dinner together. Your loss Laddie.! Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean!
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As you can imagine there are 'other' verses.
Behind the door her Daddy kept a shotgun
He kept there in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you asked him why the heck he kept it
He kept it for her young cadet who was far, far away
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(Sung to the Frito Bandito tune)
Aye, Yi Yi Yi!
Your mother swims after troopships
So let's sing another verse
That's worse than the other verse
And waltz me around by my willy
Oh some seriously naughty memories.
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The North Atlantic Squadron
The Captain had a Cabin Boy
Oh my, the little nipper
He lined his ass with pieces of glass
And circumcised the Skipper
We Sailed the Good Ship VenusThe North Atlantic Squadron
The Captain had a Cabin Boy
Oh my, the little nipper
He lined his ass with pieces of glass
And circumcised the Skipper
Oh Lord you should have Seen us!
The Figurehead was a Whore's Bed
The Mast was an Upright Penis
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My Heart Will Go On
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on
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Mitch Miller and the Gang - 1958
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I'm not that old but I think I heard it before.. I used to listen to oldies radio stations a lot when I was studying back in the States in the late 80's.. so probably I did hear it...
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FACTOID:(Sung to the Frito Bandito tune)
Aye, Yi Yi Yi!
Your mother swims after troopships
So let's sing another verse
That's worse than the other verse
And waltz me around by my willy
Oh some seriously naughty memories.
The Frito Bandito tune actually comes from a Mexican song titled "Cielito Lindo" wich was written well over 100 years ago.
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AWAM / DMD Crossover:
I normally post on the DMD fan art thread but thought I would post this render on this thread as well.
I normally post on the DMD fan art thread but thought I would post this render on this thread as well.
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The North Atlantic Squadron
The First Mate's name was Higgin
Oh my what a biggin'
Twice round his neck
Twice round the deck
The rest we used for riggin'
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It is a 'Jodie' call used for marching. There are many 'diverse' verses. I will spare you the 'killing jodie'.
I really hate to barge in on the reminiscence for the 'golden age' of entertainment. I just came inside from another day of digging dirt, and have an instalment ready for another scene. With no further preamble Jack presents Scene 49 called, "Is All Enough?".
(Caroline) Welcome ladies to Caroline's. How can I help you?
(Aria) I'm Capt. Wyngardner, and this is Meghan. Our Lord Shayne sent us here to patronize your shop.
Lord Shayne is a foreign magnate whose culture promotes alternative relationship structures. Do you object to this?
Absolutely not! I believe that everyone has the right to pursue what makes them happy.
Good. Meghan is Lord Shayne's newly acquired concubine, and needs intimate apparel for his pleasure.
(Meghan) I think he will really like this!
Well, business at Caroline's has picked up. Maybe she will make this month's bills.
As an audience opportunity, let Jack know if you want a few renders where Meghan is more revealed in this scene. If there is interest than Jack will do just that. Otherwise it will remain PG.
With sincerity, Jack.
(Caroline) Welcome ladies to Caroline's. How can I help you?
(Aria) I'm Capt. Wyngardner, and this is Meghan. Our Lord Shayne sent us here to patronize your shop.
Lord Shayne is a foreign magnate whose culture promotes alternative relationship structures. Do you object to this?
Absolutely not! I believe that everyone has the right to pursue what makes them happy.
Good. Meghan is Lord Shayne's newly acquired concubine, and needs intimate apparel for his pleasure.
(Meghan) I think he will really like this!
Well, business at Caroline's has picked up. Maybe she will make this month's bills.
As an audience opportunity, let Jack know if you want a few renders where Meghan is more revealed in this scene. If there is interest than Jack will do just that. Otherwise it will remain PG.
With sincerity, Jack.
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Ah! Freakin out! Caroline and Sophia on the same page. Aaarrrg. Elizabeth it's the big one!
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You have gone and done it now Jack Adams o_O