Everything about this game is disappointing.
It starts off interesting, with nice art and a moderately interesting story. But it goes very quickly downhill...
The pacing of the game is incredibly slow. It's one thing to make a slow-burn game, but this is operating on geological time - where aons are defined in millions of years. So lots of time in the game with very limited progress. If that's your thing, cool. But I find it boring.
Too much text - a game of a million clicks. That might be forgivable if it was well written, but it's not. The characters have slightly less than zero emotional depth. So you have lots of text, which is about as exciting watching paint dry for precisely no reward.
Then there's the pace of the updates. For this, see point one. The pacing of the game matches the pace of the updates. I'm not convinced it'll reach any sort of conclusion before the sun expands to end life on earth.
And lastly, trying to get Part 2 to run after finishing Part 1... it makes it sound so easy. But don't be fooled - it doesn't work. The help doesn't work. Others have made it work - but it's not straightforward for most.
Don't be fooled by the (probably rubbish) jokes in this review. This is not a good game and not worth your time.
It starts off interesting, with nice art and a moderately interesting story. But it goes very quickly downhill...
The pacing of the game is incredibly slow. It's one thing to make a slow-burn game, but this is operating on geological time - where aons are defined in millions of years. So lots of time in the game with very limited progress. If that's your thing, cool. But I find it boring.
Too much text - a game of a million clicks. That might be forgivable if it was well written, but it's not. The characters have slightly less than zero emotional depth. So you have lots of text, which is about as exciting watching paint dry for precisely no reward.
Then there's the pace of the updates. For this, see point one. The pacing of the game matches the pace of the updates. I'm not convinced it'll reach any sort of conclusion before the sun expands to end life on earth.
And lastly, trying to get Part 2 to run after finishing Part 1... it makes it sound so easy. But don't be fooled - it doesn't work. The help doesn't work. Others have made it work - but it's not straightforward for most.
Don't be fooled by the (probably rubbish) jokes in this review. This is not a good game and not worth your time.