Recommending An annoyed fucking user's Tier List of Games with Actual Gameplay [150+ games rated]

[ThatGuy042]

I'm sick of Visual Novels, Kinetic Novels, click-all-the-options-to-see-the-porn-games, RPG maker shovelware, and the likes. Hundreds of threads here and on reddit show that there is a demand for porn games that are actual, you know, fucking games. But theres no exhaustive list. Last night I got sufficiently pissed that I decided to make my own.

This list is going to be highly subjective. This list is going to be built up over time. This list will not feature generic ass 3d models (unless they are tied to good gameplay), generic ass japanese art that looks like it was photocopied from one of the other 4000 japanese shovelware games (unless its tied to good gameplay). This list will not attempt to be consistent in its distinction between visual novels/click to get the porn games and management games because its fluid as fuck, so I'm going by feel, if you don't like the way I included it fuck you, deal with it.

Update 2022-03-21: I will divide games into three categories, "platformers", "non-platformers" (because a lot of these are platformers), and "3D" (referring to actual 3D games, not 3D renders). I am lumping certain sidescrollers in with platformers. Do give the non-platformers category a go, there is some creative stuff in there. (Unfortunately not enough, though). Within these I will use the following tiers:

• S-Tier: These games have great gameplay and great porn.
• A-Tier: These games have either good gameplay and great porn, or great gameplay and good porn.
• B-Tier: These games are above average and enjoyable in either gameplay or porn.
• C-Tier: These games are average and mostly unremarkable, or they have some flaws that make a higher tier unjustifiable. Play these after you are done with the upper tiers.
• D-Tier: These games are below average in some respects, but you might still be able to draw some enjoyment from them. This usually means the gameplay is bad, since a bad art style can be compensated by good gameplay easier than the other way around.
• F-Tier: These games are garbage. Do not play.
• Other: These do not fit in the above scheme, usually because I have not played them and I do not want to rate games I have not played. They might also not fit the criteria of being either interesting or having good gameplay (i.e. they might be RPGmaker trash), but I still want to give my opinion on them. (Looking at you, Queen Opala.)

I will roughly attempt to order these within category by quality, but that is difficult. This ordering is more accurate in the higher tiers.
I would like to emphasize that this list is ultimately subjective. If you don't like it, go find another list.

Another user pointed out that I seem to prefer Female Protagonist / Male Domination games. This may be accurate. I tend to have long edging sessions when playing these, so I'm generally looking for something that gives me constant eye candy. I favor background characters with slutty clothes over long, drawn out sex scenes.

I also don't like goblins. They are not real monsters and make it unnecessarily difficult to find proper monster fucking.

With that in mind, here you go:

I love how this opens with a bunch of scorn for generic anime art, goblins, etc, and then the first seven things in the S tier have generic anime art and literally goblins.

 

[anony647]

a greast sage just shared us his knowledg be gratefull ^^
Big thx to you "a annoyedfuckinguser"

 

[web8oy]

thank you the angry porn game nerd

 

[XxLolinessX]

S tier thread

 

[Bimbo Barbie]

Is it just me, or Karryn's Prison missing here? It's pretty much a 'game with actual gameplay'.

 

[himitsuuu]

many thanks

 

[C0l0rfulTurkey]

Thanks man, really saves time having a pre filtered list.

 

[pepe_el_grandioso]

SpunkStock: Rhythm game. Kinda hard to fap when youre trying to hit a rhythm.

weak

 

[eugene67]

weak

bro needs to get good

 

[Nepro]

Looking for 3D games like Parasite Inside and Last Barbarian that feature pregnancy where player participates either as father or mother.

 

[jc1203]

Thanks for the list good sir

 

[ilmncsm]

I very much love your list, and thank you for creating it. Have you taken a look at CrescentSoul by Artificially Dead? 2D platformer with some excellent pixel art. Female Protagonist and filled with Yuri and Futa when she gets caught by enemies.

In progress, but more than 10 enemies, each with 3 H-animations each, so plenty of good content while we wait for more.

 

[Onezuccyboi]

Yes King! Fuck I also hate VN with the annoying clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick resulting in a singular still image for a "sex scene" and to add salt to the wound, its a non repeatable event

 

[LeQuill]

It's been 6 months, give us something new

 

[AnAnnoyedFuckingUser]

It's been 6 months, give us something new

I think its great that this thread has taken off a bit recently and I have been meaning to update it, but I simply have more important things in my life going on right now

 

[Blackhawk9991]

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I think its great that this thread has taken off a bit recently and I have been meaning to update it, but I simply have more important things in my life going on right now

Honestly, you've done more than enough to save hours from filtering garbage shovelware games on this site with a shitty tag system.

Makes me appreciate the tags in Steam that make it immensely easier to find specifically what you enjoy.

 

[Clangokkuner]

Honestly, you've done more than enough to save hours from filtering garbage shovelware games on this site with a shitty tag system.

Makes me appreciate the tags in Steam that make it immensely easier to find specifically what you enjoy.

I like how they still haven't implemented an update to their stupid fucking tag system even though they made a big deal about it ages ago

 

[gr1mbear]

Same as anything, really. The RTS portion can be like anything else. Overworld 2d like Age of Empires or Stronghold, up close like mount and blade (I think there's a futa themed game with this in mind already), or to stretch the genre definition just copy sengoku rance. You can integrate sex through the gameplay (healer units, succubus units, etc.) or as an end of mission reward for conquering/liberating a settlement, depending on playing an evil or good faction.

If you really wanted to, you could make a city sim where population growth occurs through lewd scenes. Take a game like the Nations Gold - workers could take short rests at home, and hovering over their homes will make it transparent and show an animation occurring on the inside. After a while, you have a new citizen starting in a "baby" phase on a timer that goes through different life stages until adulthood. Have prostitution buildings, etc.

I'm not against dark elements being part of a game but when it's very clearly the focus or what the creator's fetish is based around, I'm not interested. I don't mind say a demon army showing up as an endgame threat and forcing women in places they conquer, because to me that's just motivation to play better and protect my people. I just really dislike opening a preview page and the first 4 images are of some young terrified girl crying while gross creatures abuse her. Fat old men included.

Never thought I'd see someone so like-minded. i'm a big fan of rpgs, but i've dropped many porn games that felt somewhat promising because for me it'd go too far into typical absurd japanese fetishes like insects, goblins, tentacles, etc.. I'm not even very comfortable with rape even if it's just fiction, but I'm relatively fine with it if the protagonist isn't doing the raping (or the protag isnt being constantly raped if it's a female).
I really have to recommend Dungeon Town, as though it still plays quite a lot into the typical taboo japanese fetish such as constant rape, monsters, tentacles, and insects and so forth, it really struck a medium that made me not give a shit about it. When it comes to stuff like the monsters and tentacles and insects, it's all relegated to enemy descriptions which I can appreciate because in the end it's still a porn game. Rape occurs, but you typically have an option to interrupt and full on prevent certain rape scenes, and you always get to eventually defeat the bastards, which is something I've always wanted to see where an ugly bastard gets obliterated in the end instead of having ungodly plot armor after molesting a super powerful character. Definitely not a game for people who hate long rpgs, but it's got good character designs and good music. I was playing for 4-5 hours every day for 2 weeks straight because there's quite a lot of content

 

[karamurza]

Damn! I know this post isn’t new, but it’s so on point. I believe it should be pinned to the homepage forever.

Btw check out Yuna:reborn, Silicon Lust, House Party. I think they deserve a spot on the list, somewhere in the 3D category.
UPD: Project Werewolf.

And not bad 2D:
Ritual Summon


I don’t know what Last Barbarian was like back in 2021, but the game is pretty solid now. Full 3D, long quest chains, and a huge number of scenes.

 

[Ben's Franking]

Is Demon Roots and King Exit part of this?