Preface note: I was gonna give this another go to write an appropriate review as I had tried this out as an old public build, but I can't get this horrid piece of software to work.
This is an example of how not to do a remake, textbook. The original game was clearly unfinished and unpolished (and unbalanced) but it was a nice foundation over which a game could have been made, eventually.
This game simply feels wrong. From the moment you start it up you are greeted with a very glitchy looking main menu, like old TV static. To this day I'm not sure if this is deliberate or my PC doesn't like this game. Then you can navigate your way through a very fiddly and finicky menu, with icons with glitchy tooltips and shoddy mouse detection (how do you fuck up the hitbox for a button?)
If you are lucky like me, your game will simply crash after a second of booting up every time. A small pop-up with a loading screen and an icon from the game will show up, load something for a second, and then it'll crash.
((The rest of this review I'll write based on what I remember from the old public demo I played.))
Now, what is the most important aspect of a platformer? Tight, responsive controls. This game has the exact opposite of those. They feel clunky, laggy, slippery and overall not satisfying. Some enemies are difficult to attack, there's a lack of explanations on mechanics or even basic prompts to do things, the items go unexplained and even your objective is unclear!
Lastly, the h-content. It's yet again that failure of a system where you are rewarded for losing. Take damage, get stunned, get fucked. If you play well (well, go become a professional e-sports player if you do) then you could technically go the whole game without finding out this is supposed to be an adult game. The animations themselves are good, if a bit simplistic. I can't say anything about the female player character's moveset or animations because she wasn't available back in the day, but I don't expect anything besides vanilla situations.
TL;DR: I'm gonna end this in a CYOA style, pick one:
1. Look up the previous iteration and play that, enjoy your 20 minutes.
2. Put on your favourite ear licking ASMR video and go play a good platformer.
3. Download this one and use it to practise to become a professional Overwatch player.