Rating: Behind the Dune
---{ Graphics }---
☐ Each frame was painted by Da Vinci
☐ The Witcher 3
☑ They are really good
☐ Made with love
☐ Outdated graphics but still acceptable
☐ Looks like a PS2 game
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Looks like Atari game graphics
---{ Animation }---
☐ This is a movie you control
☐ There are many animated scenes and they are very good and fluid
☑ There are very few animated scenes, but they are decent
☐ Animation is literally two frames
☐ There is no animation
---{ H-Content }---
☐ Almost too much
☐ A lot
☐ 50/50
☑ Could be more
☐ Not enough
☐ Is this really a game porn?
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll replace your life
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Could make a book at Harry Potter level
☐ It can make you shed a tear or two
☑ A story worthy of attention
☐ You can like the story if you try hard
☐ Story makes no sense
☐ No Story
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Long enough to sing "Faroeste Caboclo"
☑ Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series
☐ Exceeds 80 hours if you want to do almost everything
☐ Like a Skyrim
☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it
☐ The game never has a true "end"
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ More addictive than cocaine
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ It would have been better to see Pelé's movie
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ It's just watching the game
☐ I finished it with a guitar
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ It's one of those games that people study
☐ Dark Souls
(☐ Can be Changed)
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Didnt see some
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Can ruin the gameplay
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Ubisoft
---{ Requirements }---
☐ Forget it, current technology can't handle it
☐ PC with very good CPU and GPU
☐ A decent PC, with a GTX 1030
☑ A PC with a video card from grandma's time
☐ Check if you can run Paint
---{ Do i keep the Game? }---
☑ Yes
☐ No
Last words:
The game is similar to those flash browser games from the 2010s, but its graphics are very good and the gameplay is quite fun—discovering mysteries and investigating a world where you were left to govern but were robbed, and you need to gather an army to take back your place in the palace. Anyway, the story is weak, but I had fun playing, especially in the interactive parts with the women's clothes hahaha
---{ Graphics }---
☐ Each frame was painted by Da Vinci
☐ The Witcher 3
☑ They are really good
☐ Made with love
☐ Outdated graphics but still acceptable
☐ Looks like a PS2 game
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Looks like Atari game graphics
---{ Animation }---
☐ This is a movie you control
☐ There are many animated scenes and they are very good and fluid
☑ There are very few animated scenes, but they are decent
☐ Animation is literally two frames
☐ There is no animation
---{ H-Content }---
☐ Almost too much
☐ A lot
☐ 50/50
☑ Could be more
☐ Not enough
☐ Is this really a game porn?
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll replace your life
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Could make a book at Harry Potter level
☐ It can make you shed a tear or two
☑ A story worthy of attention
☐ You can like the story if you try hard
☐ Story makes no sense
☐ No Story
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Long enough to sing "Faroeste Caboclo"
☑ Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series
☐ Exceeds 80 hours if you want to do almost everything
☐ Like a Skyrim
☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it
☐ The game never has a true "end"
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ More addictive than cocaine
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ It would have been better to see Pelé's movie
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ It's just watching the game
☐ I finished it with a guitar
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ It's one of those games that people study
☐ Dark Souls
(☐ Can be Changed)
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Didnt see some
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Can ruin the gameplay
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Ubisoft
---{ Requirements }---
☐ Forget it, current technology can't handle it
☐ PC with very good CPU and GPU
☐ A decent PC, with a GTX 1030
☑ A PC with a video card from grandma's time
☐ Check if you can run Paint
---{ Do i keep the Game? }---
☑ Yes
☐ No
Last words:
The game is similar to those flash browser games from the 2010s, but its graphics are very good and the gameplay is quite fun—discovering mysteries and investigating a world where you were left to govern but were robbed, and you need to gather an army to take back your place in the palace. Anyway, the story is weak, but I had fun playing, especially in the interactive parts with the women's clothes hahaha