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The test appears even if the MC doesn't have sex with anyone (other than Zoey) the entire game.
It'll either be:But it simply doesn't make narrative sense for Mc to have impregnated someone halfway through the game. What would happen to the rest of the story?
- Tommy & Heather: Why: She got antsy when he was talking about her period. Outcome: This will be painful, lots of Heather being a bitch and Tommy being a cunt. And by that, I mean more so than usual...
- Ashley & Derek: Why: She had something important to talk to Derek about at the HOTs party. Outcome: This will be boring. As much as I want the mc to fuck Ansley six ways from Sunday, I couldn't give a fuck if she fell pregnant to Derek. She has as much personality as a dog turd... Maybe less...
- Ashley & Anthony: Why: She had something important to talk to Derek about at the HOTs party. Outcome: No one will give a fuck. Even the mc will stop fucking just to demonstrate how much of a fuck he won't give. Actually no, he won't stop fucking, that would be silly.
- Wendy & Derek: Why: Um, you do remember they fucked right? Outcome: Ok, this would be fun. Derek will be freaking out in Derek fashion but we can also laugh and dehumanise Wendy because she is a fat, pink-haired feminist. We can just laugh and laugh as the fat, pink-haired, now dehumanised feminist copes with such a predicament.
- Elena & John Boy: Why: They fuck a lot, that's all. Outcome: It'll be boring. They'll just lovingly raise it. If it's a boy they'll call it John Boy Jr, if it's a girl they'll call it John Girl...
- Dany & Jamie: Why: A pregnancy scare occurred earlier. Outcome: It'll be déjà vu. We've already had that scare with Jamie once, no one wants to go down this path again! It's like that story, The Boy Who Called Wolf. Hopefully a wolf eats Dany too.
- Lynette & Neil: Why: We're probably approaching this point in that oh-so riveting diary. Outcome: This will be a typical DPC dirty move. It won't mean shit. It'll be in diary episode where she discovers she's pregnant. The mc will be like, "That was me!
" and then he'll be like, "Oh no, my mom will die in 9 months from this point!
", and we'll be like, "Go fuck some bitches ya snowflake!
"
- Jade & Stephen: Why: Their love is so strong and their sex life is so passionate. Ok, not really, but they are married, so you know, maybe they fucked once? Outcome: This could be interesting, depending on your choices, the li'l tyke could be the mc's step-son or bro-in-law (or sis, as the case may be). Alternative we won't give a shit.
- Sally & Magnar: Why: The mc noticed some tension between the two. I didn't notice shit, but you know the mc, his mind is like a steel trap, he sees everything. Although, I kinda thought he was a bit of a clueless fuck, but I could be off. Outcome: Not sure how this will affect anyone, the mc has mostly fuck all to do with these guys. But it's been ages since we all got together for a good DnG campaign! And it might be nice to give them more screen time...
You are correct. MC fucks like turtle. The part that makes me laugh is, while MC is pounding them in slo mo, the girl is saying oh MC you are fucking me so fast. Or the really good one, the girl says MC pleas fuck me faster...and MC barely increases his speed by a fraction of a percentage and we (the viewer and the girl) are supposed to be impressed? It is rare to see DPC do an actual fast fucking animation, but I think ep. 8 had one. Might have been with Mel. I could not believe it. I was like where has the jackhammer been for 8 episodes?MC should be slamming it home with authority to earn his reputation.
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