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shazba

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The whole Fuckface meme wouldn't have even existed without Steve, you ingrate. :(
Doesn't mean I can't piss on him, in some cultures I'm sure that's a sign of gratitude... :unsure:
Because, to quote the classic, "I may be an asshole but not 100% a dick" (which is what the MC says more or less to, when you pick that action)

It's obvious dude is really hurting, picking on him in such situation would be a Dawe move.
The mc doesn't pick on him though, doesn't he just leave him alone? I mean how many people start to pry in some random cunts problems if they hear them snivelling. Big difference if it's your friend, but a turd like Steve, he'd probably tell you to fuck off anyway if you asked if he was ok.
 

Lostanddamned

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Why would anyone choose to comfort Steve other than to manipulated their affinity (i.e. not a genuine action)? I'd rather piss on that cunt! :mad:
You're so unappreciative of our homie Steve. Steve only wanted to be your homie. He never stuck his nose in your business. He never blueballed you. Steve's dad gave you a job. Steve gave you everything and you let him down. :cry: :Kappa:
 

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Why would anyone choose to comfort Steve other than to manipulated their affinity (i.e. not a genuine action)? I'd rather piss on that cunt! :mad:
Depends on the way you see things.

Cause yeah, Steve is a cunt.

But if you think that stepping on someone who's on the ground is bossy, doing the same thing he did to you, you're a DIK.

And if you otherwise think that stomping on someone who's already on the ground is weak, that this is beneath you, you're a Chick.

Those are my personal standpoints, I actually used that situation to manipulate my DIK affinity when I played that path, as a Neutral I didn't have to so no big deal.
 
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Ilhares

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One episode a year means you've been waiting 12 months. If the wait is less than a year, then it is not considered "one per year". Yes, I'm a crazy techie. :LOL:
I'm going to embrace the layman's approach here.

Did you get an episode every 6 months or less that year? No? That's one episode per year. We don't judge based on fractional development, we go solely by released. If he's got dev time at 8 months or less, then the year following he could claim he put out 2 episodes that year, but that's not what seems to be happening.

So, yes, 1 episode per year is a valid objection at this point. He bought all that extra hardware and set up his rendering farm so he could do more in less time, and yet we keep getting devtime bloat. Now, usually, that's a good sign - but ep9 was supposed to be smaller and out faster. Instead we got an Interlude, which gave us very little (but let him bugtest his import feature more widely, so I get that) and a string of ever-increasing delays as he pulls more stuff out of his ass.

There is a point where you have to draw a line in the sand (as a worker) and say "No, fuck this, we're reaching point X and we're done, we can push X+1 into the next batch".

Unless you're selling cars, of course. You don't really want to sell them without functional brakes.
Until proven otherwise to me Neil has syphilis, which would explain both the memory problems and the fixation on protected sex :unsure:
I find it mildly humorous that Neil makes a big deal out of using protection, but never really seems to address that MC is his only child. It's kinda like hearing "Oh, man, if only I'd worn a condom I wouldn't have been stuck with you for 18 years". Thanks, dad! Damn.
I guess technically if you set him on fire first, then pissing on him would be an act of helping.
I'll bright the lighter fluid. Don't worry, shazba - I've got your back.
 

AchedCroissant

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NTR, even lesbian one, is a fucking cancer for games. It´s a niche fetish despised by most of the players. DPC should maintain this game free of that if he doesn´t want to piss of most of the players. Players play for enjoying and feel good, not for feeling cheated. The scene of "this is my girlfriend Josy was bad enough". And that leads with the biggest problem with this game: the introduction of fucking WOKE agenda (not exactly DPC´s problem, it´s everywhere nowadays like fucking COVID, although he should know better) in a fucking porn game and introducing it into the players throats: some people hate the guts of some characters with a WOKE profile. Truth is, if fucking WOKE Disney would wrote porn, it would have wrote fucking Maya and Josy, and would have made Chad and Troy tragic characters at the end and justify them being assholes, exactly what DPC is doing.
This seems strangely familiar
 
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Ilhares

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Well, if I was able to show my condolences to a guy who i really disliked and was a jerk with me in school (we even got to a fight one day) when his dad passed way, i don't know why MC couldn't confort Steve too.
Perfect example. I'll be nice to Steve after his dad dies. Until then, fuck them both, because the dad's a bit of a dick, too.
 

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Why would anyone choose to comfort Steve other than to manipulated their affinity (i.e. not a genuine action)? I'd rather piss on that cunt! :mad:
Steve will remember that. It's all part of DPC's plan just like how he left the Troy bread crumbs stirring for nearly two seasons. You see in the critical moment when Caleb is kicking the MC's ass the outcome will totally be dependant on Steve... You see thanks to dalli_x latest hypothesis Caleb is fact in love with the MC! It's a love, hate thing. When Caleb finally has the MC pinned to ground, :HideThePain: the MC will yell out to Steve for help and if you didn't comfort him he'll just smile and whisper "NO" then Steve will watch as Caleb unzips his pants :FacePalm:
 

Lostanddamned

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Steve will remember that. It's all part of DPC's plan just like how he left the Troy bread crumbs stirring for nearly two seasons. You see in the critical moment when Caleb is kicking the MC's ass the outcome will totally be dependant on Steve... You see thanks to dalli_x latest hypothesis Caleb is fact in love with the MC! It's a love, hate thing. When Caleb finally has the MC pinned to ground, :HideThePain: the MC will yell out to Steve for help and if you didn't comfort him he'll just smile and whisper "NO" then Steve will watch as Caleb unzips his pants :FacePalm:
Nah this is a better Dalli theory:

It's probably Neil's son. You should also keep in mind that Neil had a relationship with another woman a year before Lynette. That's why Neil always admonishes the MC to use condoms.

Hanson= Ha N son = Ha Neil son

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NTR, even lesbian one, is a fucking cancer for games. It´s a niche fetish despised by most of the players. DPC should maintain this game free of that if he doesn´t want to piss of most of the players. Players play for enjoying and feel good, not for feeling cheated. The scene of "this is my girlfriend Josy was bad enough". And that leads with the biggest problem with this game: the introduction of fucking WOKE agenda (not exactly DPC´s problem, it´s everywhere nowadays like fucking COVID, although he should know better) in a fucking porn game and introducing it into the players throats: some people hate the guts of some characters with a WOKE profile. Truth is, if fucking WOKE Disney would wrote porn, it would have wrote fucking Maya and Josy, and would have made Chad and Troy tragic characters at the end and justify them being assholes, exactly what DPC is doing.
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Nah this is a better Dalli theory:



:Kappa:
LMAO I'm not sure I even understand what I'm reading here :LUL:
 

shazba

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Depends on the way you see things.

Cause yeah, Steve is a cunt.

But if you think that stepping on someone who's on the ground is bossy, doing the same thing he did to you, you're a DIK.

And if you otherwise think that stomping on someone who's already on the ground is weak, that this is beneath you, you're a Chick.

Those are my personal standpoints, I actually used that situation to manipulate my DIK affinity when I played that path, as a Neutral I didn't have to so no big deal.
Well, if I was able to show my condolences to a guy who i really disliked and was a jerk with me in school (we even got to a fight one day) when his dad passed way, i don't know why MC couldn't confort Steve too.
It's called empathy. I know it's hard for someone like you to understand but some people actually have a heart.
Maybe you guys don't remember the Steve scene all that well:
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And what's this grown man crying about? His parents are divorcing because his dad was a cheating cunt and he's off to live with his mom.

That is a pretty pathetic reason to be snivelling away in the closet at work. Statistically 50% of marriages end in divorce (yay marriage...), so there's nothing special about Steve's predicament, he's just an asshole who thinks he matters when he doesn't.

Yeah I wouldn't really piss on the guy, if my memory serves, I don't recall pissing on anyone in real life, but offering condolences to a jerk when his dad passed away is a typical thing to do if you cross paths, but sucking a dudes dick because he's crying in the closet over his parents' divorce, that's kinda going above and beyond the call of duty...

Steve's literally telling you to fuck off, so I'd be pretty much exactly like the mc above, "Whatever dude...". I certainly wouldn't be hanging around trying to make him feel better.

Plus look at that face:
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... and Jimayo... "someone like you"... why you always gotta be a cunt?
 

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but sucking a dudes dick because he's crying in the closet over his parents' divorce, that's kinda going above and beyond the call of duty...
I must've gotten a different version of the game, there was no blowjob in mine. I can see why it could make someone reluctant to pick it, though.
 
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