Gonna quickly vent about something before going to bed.
Isn't it a bit fucked up that our boy Derek who is source of at least 90% of laughs shared in this game, seemingly only gets laid with grannies, feminists or drunk super sluts? I don't remember how many girls MC tried to wingman already, but I know it all resulted in failure.
Derek deserves a babe! There are plenty of great side characters to pair him with. Who do you think would be best suited for him? I think Tara (the blonde in ghost costume) would be nice pairing, I think she could flow on similar wave with Derek as she seems a bit gullible, but not Arieth tier where it would just be annoying to try to date someone clearly intellectually impaired
Plus she is hot and acts relatively normal and doesn't seem to have problem with booze/drugs so could set Derek away from gutter every party. But what about her boyfriend? Please... it's college, he will get over it or live in ignorance