VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.11.1] [DrPinkCake]

[Orgitas]

well......im going to let joshy handle the tip of this message(pun intended) but as for the rest, im guessing the desire of which you speak, is for the week old big mac that her scent reminds you of?

p.s. sage isnt a teen

21-22 still pretty much a kid in the eyes of an adult. Plus, she sure does act like a teen. If it walks like a duck and sounds like a duck and all that! Plus she is ginger so she is probably insane.

Grease is not oil. Well, not oil you use for erotica encounters (unless your name is Icstor). I implore you use massage oils with your partner (Running on the assumption you aren't the elephant man - or if you are ugly as sin, hire an escort.) and just go into it with an open mind. You won't regret it.

 

[Darkwen]

uh huh. I fuck Joshy dirty. He likes it that way the bottom that he is. I take a more sensual approach with Madame. Oil adds more eroticism and desire. You stick with the inexperienced teenagers. I'll stick to the sexy thicc milfs of the world. nom nom nom.

Joshy is a Milf?

 

[Orgitas]

Joshy is a Milf?

nah, he wishes. He calls me daddy though. I dig it.

 

[Darkwen]

nah, he wishes. He calls me daddy though. I dig it.

So he a sub at least Karamba fights back kinda

 

[Orgitas]

So he a sub at least Karamba fights back kinda

Ah means Karamba needs to be double teamed.

 

[KАRАMBA]

Grease is not oil. Well, not oil you use for erotica encounters (unless your name is Icstor). I implore you use massage oils with your partner (Running on the assumption you aren't the elephant man - or if you are ugly as sin, hire an escort.) and just go into it with an open mind. You won't regret it.

Ok, no one doubts that you are a great connoisseur of grease, oils of all kinds and other substances. That's not the point.
For example, you ordered a steak in a cafe, and they serve it to you on an unwashed plate.
You say - What the fuck ? You dirty bastards, I'll sue you, fucking assholes.
But they will answer you - Sir, don't worry, it's oil.
It's just something similar to this situation.
I don't think Madame takes a shower after every client.
Maybe I'm wrong

 

[Orgitas]

Ok, no one doubts that you are a great connoisseur of grease, oils of all kinds and other substances. That's not the point.
For example, you ordered a steak in a cafe, and they serve it to you on an unwashed plate.
You say - What the fuck ? You dirty bastards, I'll sue you, fucking assholes.
But they will answer you - Sir, don't worry, it's oil.
It's just something similar to this situation.
I don't think Madame takes a shower after every client.
Maybe I'm wrong

Of course she does. It's Quinn who doesn't shower. She takes drugs and wears ripped clothing!

 

[chuck69]

Grease is not oil. Well, not oil you use for erotica encounters (unless your name is Icstor). I implore you use massage oils with your partner (Running on the assumption you aren't the elephant man - or if you are ugly as sin, hire an escort.) and just go into it with an open mind. You won't regret it.

1: im not unaware of sensual oil, you and i are in a never ending debate on what madame is covered in, and appropriate amounts.
2:with this post, i feel like you are recycling the lines you used on joshy....... im not falling for it! but oddly, i do feel offended im not getting new material!

 

[KАRАMBA]

She takes drugs and wears ripped clothing!

It's just such a fashion

 

[chuck69]

Of course she does. It's Quinn who doesn't shower. She takes drugs and wears ripped clothing!

where did we first interact with quinn? oh yes.....in the SHOWERS!

 

[Darkwen]

Of course she does. It's Quinn who doesn't shower. She takes drugs and wears ripped clothing!

she probably doesn't know what one is unless its a golden one

 

[Orgitas]

where did we first interact with quinn? oh yes.....in the SHOWERS!

Probably took the girls there for a ... oh wait

she probably doesn't know what one is unless its a golden one

For this!

Skank whore doesn't know what hygiene is. At least Madame does.

 

[KАRАMBA]

Skank whore

Hetaira

 

[Orgitas]

Hetaira

Correct me if I am wrong. But Quinn is not Ancient Greek. Also a Courtesan is a high class prostitute. She is street walker levels. A motel room at best.

 

[chuck69]

Skank whore doesn't know what hygiene is. At least Madame does.

1 has multiple scenes depicting a shower, the other .......this post makes me question your understanding of the word hygiene.

 

[KАRАMBA]

Correct me if I am wrong. But Quinn is not Ancient Greek.

She is Divine. She is beyond time limits

 

[Orgitas]

1 has multiple scenes depicting a shower, the other .......this post makes me question your understanding of the word hygiene.

To continually use massage oils you have to be incredibly hygienic.

She is Divine. She is beyond time limits

there there, want a cookie?

 

[KАRАMBA]

there there, want a cookie?

 

[Deleted member 5857054]

The waifus war is so funny when I come this way, without Darkwen, Karamba, Joshy, Orgitas, Chuck and a few others, I must admit that this thread would be sadder and would probably have a lot fewer pages. Thank you a lot for making us laugh.

That said, Josy is the only true perfect goddess, Darkwen is right, you have my full support!
Josy is the most beautiful, the sweetest, the kindest, the most perfect of all the waifus ever.
Josy forever, Josy for life!

Quinn...
Oh i'm so sorry Karamba, i think you are going to lose the war, because no one would be defeat the pure and sincere love
Offered by Josy.
I don't want to go to war with you, I just would like you to understand that the road to happiness is with Josy only. Quinn will only bring you decline, disappointment, hatred and prison, you must admit that.
Get over yourself, friend, your life deserves better than Quinn, Even Maya or Jill is better.
Courage, it will be okay, you will see how pure and true the light of Josy's true love is.

Good night to all of you who will read this little pro-Josy advertising message, but I had to say it.
The war will only end when Josy's love lights up your roads, my friends.



>>>Sorry for my English, i try to learn and help me with Google Translate.<<<

 

[Orgitas]

Damn, we were fighting the waifu wars with muskets. Ekzou just walks in with a mini gun.