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This isn't how simping works. When simping, you're supposed to earn your spot. And I'm not talking about tier lists, making fan art or Alady. I'm talking about real deranged insanity.
That's how Joshy does it, for one. All other real simps do it this way. Yeah, we can still meme and have fun, but that's the way it's supposed to be.
It's very nice of the mods to allow us to shitpost... but aren't we here to become simpers? Isn't falling in love with fictional characters the time when we transition from gooners to simps?
Where I come from, we didn't have cummy kisses either. I've been a virgin all my life, but me and my depression still had 4 socks and some lotion. My dad's an AVN dev and he's taught me a lot of useful things when it comes to simping. I'm trying to say there's a way, even if there's is no vegetable sex.
We start by falling in love all over the place, simping where we can simp. We spout whatever madness comes to you until it becomes second nature... and we slowly lose our minds. Piece by piece. Together.
I can teach you to do things while we're at it. I could probably ask my dad for fap material, too. You wouldn't believe what he got from work for free. I'm talking about golden showers, hentai wallpaper, toes, NTR and toilets!
It may not be pretty, but it comes with a soul. We can do this guys. It's a team effort.
I associate this moment more with the character from DPCs previous game; together they would make a good team. Leah/Josy all the way.
