Better Cock Spock

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You get a steam achievement on getting all 3 slaps, so there's a reason if you want that.
Really? Interesting. What other achievements are there..... Oh man, one for Madame Rose? :sick: That's just cruel to the completionists.
Lmao, there's one if you don't knock out Tybalt's teeth.
And then another if you do knock his teeth out :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
I always make perfect pancakes for my girls, I'd get that one easy.

Majority of them seem pretty doable on a single playthrough. I'm guessing that 1) In lieu of a flower, 2) Unknown road, 3) Connected, 4) Bumpy road, and 5) Troubled road are all about what path you choose in Crossroads? So 1) Sage, 2) Others, 3) Jill, 4) Bella, and 5) Maya & Josy?
 
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Really? Interesting. What other achievements are there..... Oh man, one for Madame Rose? :sick: That's just cruel to the completionists.
Lmao, there's one if you don't knock out Tybalt's teeth.
And then another if you do knock his teeth out :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
I always make perfect pancakes for my girls, I'd get that one easy.

Majority of them seem pretty doable on a single playthrough. I'm guessing that 1) In lieu of a flower, 2) Unknown road, 3) Connected, 4) Bumpy road, and 5) Troubled road are all about what path you choose in Crossroads? So 1) Sage, 2) Others, 3) Jill, 4) Bella, and 5) Maya & Josy?
There's one if you beat sage on difficult mode in spar, had the least accomplishment rate.
 
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felicemastronzo

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After looking at the Steam achievements, I got curious and checked out the community art stuff, and found something very interesting.
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It's not as styled as Maya's Farrah Fawcett hair, and other than the hair she doesn't look a lot like Maya, but still pretty cute.
she's an old acquaintance in this thread....:geek:
 
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Since my wife ReallyNotTina was looking over my shoulder while I edited this, she gave her approval early, so it’s a day early. Here’s Episode 5 of our Maya/Josy run. We’ve done a Sage run before, so she already knows the main story and all the spoilers she encountered with Sage. But the throuple stuff is all new.

And weird to her. None of her romance novels have included throuples. Cheating and open relationships, but those obviously aren’t the same thing. I do have a polygamous acquaintance with two wives, but they’re not a throuple either; his wives don’t fuck each other, and I’m pretty sure that’s haram in Islam anyway. My own knowledge of throuples comes from movies, hearsay, and speculation.

But hell, the MC, Maya, and Josy claim they’re making all of it up as they go; why should it resemble other throuples? So it’s uncharted territory for everyone. Right? Meh.

Me. Recap time!​
Wife. [announcer voice] “Previously, on Being a DIK…”​
Me. Derek the maggot brother, devil’s pledge board, Hell Week’s over. Quinn, more girls, Quinn’s evil plan, throuple, Jill and insincere guys, Isabella’s pool, naked Cathy… that’s it.​
Wife. And Rusty’s origin story.​
Me. He asks Jill out immediately.​
Wife. Because he’s here to party.​
Me. Jill said guys were only into her because she’s a Royce, but you realize Rusty doesn’t know she’s a Royce yet.​
Wife. That’s true. But he does know she’s rich, so that doesn’t help.​
Me. Well all the girls in the preps’ mansion are rich. You gotta leave the mansion to find the plebeians.​
Wife. Plebeians?​
Me. Commoners. Peasants. Simple folk.​
Wife. “These are people of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know, morons.”​
Me. Blazing Saddles.​
Wife. [Lily von Shtupp impression] It’s twue. [Jill, but still doing that impression:] “A Burgmeister, huh?”​
Me. Is that how you’re doing Jill from now on?​
Wife. Meh, till I’m sick of it.​
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felicemastronzo

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She looks less like Sage than the blonde chick looks like Maya.
Although I'm curious, did the Sage pic come first or the real girl?
Nah, I don't see it. It's only because they're in the same pose and wearing the same coloured top. The girls themselves are not even close.
neither of the 2 really resembles each other, the blonde only has the shape of the hair, not even the color. while the redhead is clearly an homage, it was never clear whose to whom, either DPC took a cue from a photo for the render or the girl played along.
 

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Man the discussions here are heated, love it,! I think think this might be one of the only games to have fostered a healthy community of back and forth, sure there are degenerates (bad ones or worse ones) but it seems relatively healthy!

Who are your top girls in the series, I've given mine being Isabella, Sage, and Jill with Zoey and Cam coming into the 4th and 5th respectively. Lily being a strong six followed by Riona and Quinn then Josey and Maya.

Wished they expanded more on Jade and Cathy more.

Also I think it is safe to say that the Dad is the best dad in any VN that's not an arse,is actually there, and is competent. Could be wrong but that's what I've seen so far.

Hope to get more details on the MC's mom and maybe get involved with that side of the family
 
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You are wrong. I want my maximum chaos, fucking a newly divorced Jade and a sad Sage who will take comfort in my loving arms. And dick.
Not to mention what happens if Stephen has the video... I want to see scorched Earth :ROFLMAO:
I mean, Momma Jade is HIGHLY underrated! me, personally would say shes top three.. Bella Jill then Momma Jade ;)
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Man the discussions here are heated, love it,! I think think this might be one of the only games to have fostered a healthy community of back and forth, sure there are degenerates (bad ones or worse ones) but it seems relatively healthy!

Who are your top girls in the series, I've given mine being Isabella, Sage, and Jill with Zoey and Cam coming into the 4th and 5th respectively. Lily being a strong six followed by Riona and Quinn then Josey and Maya.

Wished they expanded more on Jade and Cathy more.

Also I think it is safe to say that the Dad is the best dad in any VN that's not an arse,is actually there, and is competent. Could be wrong but that's what I've seen so far.

Hope to get more details on the MC's mom and maybe get involved with that side of the family
This is one of my fav threads on F95. Most of the banter is in good fun and rarely gets personal anymore. Can't say it was always like that. LOL. Every girl has their supporters here, but beware there's certain girls you pick on, you will cop it. My top 5 is Lily 1, Josy 2, can't split Jill & Sage for 3, and Mona for 5. But, I've said many times, I pretty much love them all, apart from Madame Rose & Wendy's group. I'm a bit meh or Zoey & Sandy. But every other MG & SG & Random, I love what they bring. And agree Neil is great dad.
 
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