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Main Girl Smartness Ranks:

Bella>Sage>Maya>Josy>Jill
I've always joked that Jill is retarded, but it all depends on what metric you use to judge the smartness of these people as to how you determine who is making the best decisions in their lives.

And if you look at quality of life based on life choices, Jill comes out on top. She's happy with all the shit she's into, she actually lives a pretty wholesome life.

Jill:
  • Is involved in community work.
  • Enjoys her network of friends.
  • Is seemingly doing well at college.
  • Enters relationships with her eyes open.
  • Drinks responsibly.
  • Is talented.
She's actually a pretty awesome person. Of course her naivety could lead her into trouble in life, although hopefully she has learned her lesson.

If you consider the life choices and quality of life of the other four, they don't compare as well:

Bella:
  • Has been in denial of her marriage breakup for the last three years.
  • Has allowed her circumstances to turn her into the Ice Queen.
  • Is dating a student half her age.
Sage:
  • Is the president of a sorority of literal whores and she has no idea.
  • Was in a sham of a relationship for at least a year and still tried to salvage it when it was ending.
Maya & Josy:
  • Maya trusted her manipulative and controlling father to organise her loan.
  • Are in a secret relationship living under the fear of being caught by Maya's dad.
  • Have both failed to resolve the blackmail that the dad has imposed on Maya.

And that's the beauty of this game, the five main love interests are all imperfect human beings, as are all the other girls, each has characteristics to enjoy, but none are so 2 dimensional as to be 100% a cliche. They're all making mistakes. Definitely gives the game a more realistic feel.
 
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I've always joked that Jill is retarded, but it all depends on what metric you use to judge the smartness of these people as to how you determine who is making the best decisions in their lives.

And if you look at quality of life based on life choices, Jill comes out on top. She's happy with all the shit she's into, she actually lives a pretty wholesome life.

Jill:
  • Is involved in community work.
  • Enjoys her network of friends.
  • Is seemingly doing well at college.
  • Enters relationships with her eyes open.
  • Drinks responsibly.
  • Is talented.
She's actually a pretty awesome person. Of course her naivety could lead her into trouble in life, although hopefully she has learned her lesson.

If you consider the life choices and quality of life of the other four, they don't compare as well:

Bella:
  • Has been in denial of her marriage breakup for the last three years.
  • Has allowed her circumstances to turn her into the Ice Queen.
  • Is dating a student half her age.
Sage:
  • Is the president of a sorority of literal whores and she has no idea.
  • Was in a sham of a relationship for at least a year and still tried to salvage it when it was ending.
Maya & Josy:
  • Maya trusted her manipulative and controlling father to organise her loan.
  • Are in a secret relationship living under the fear of being caught by Maya's dad.
  • Have both failed to resolve the blackmail that the dad has imposed on Maya.

And that's the beauty of this game, the five main love interests are all imperfect human beings, as are all the other girls, each has characteristics to enjoy, but none are so 2 dimensional as to be 100% a cliche. They're all making mistakes. Definitely gives the game a more realistic feel.
I like how Josy is lumped in with Maya and has no real attributes of her own :HideThePain:
 
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I like how Josy is lumped in with Maya and has no real attributes of her own :HideThePain:
Yeah, I was even gonna comment that Josy desperately needs some of her own drama. She had momentary drama with her dad, but resolved it in an episode or two. I don't think she's boring, but she needs to get a drug addiction or some shit. :unsure:
 

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Yeah, I was even gonna comment that Josy desperately needs some of her own drama. She had momentary drama with her dad, but resolved it in an episode or two. I don't think she's boring, but she needs to get a drug addiction or some shit. :unsure:
Josy could try and reconnect with her mom. It'd be an inverse of Maya's ultimate problem: Patrick rejects Maya, but Josy basically rejected her mom, Iris. We don't know too much about her, and unless DPC reveals that she's Madame fucking Rose ( :KEK::KEK::KEK::KEK::KEK: ) then we're free to explore repairing that relationship. The only problem is how to incorporate it into the story, especially if MC dumped Josy.
 

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Josy could try and reconnect with her mom. It'd be an inverse of Maya's ultimate problem: Patrick rejects Maya, but Josy basically rejected her mom, Iris. We don't know too much about her, and unless DPC reveals that she's Madame fucking Rose ( :KEK::KEK::KEK::KEK::KEK: ) then we're free to explore repairing that relationship. The only problem is how to incorporate it into the story, especially if MC dumped Josy.
I think it's too late for any significant back story for Josy. Her two big reveals were Maya is her girlfriend and Tommy is her step-bro. Neither define much about her.

I'm going with the "Madame Rose is Priscilla" theory, so if her mom is also the head of the prostitute ring, that'll give her some clout! (y)
 
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I think it's too late for any significant back story for Josy. Her two big reveals were Maya is her girlfriend and Tommy is her step-bro. Neither define much about her.

I'm going with the "Madame Rose is Priscilla" theory, so if her mom is also the head of the prostitute ring, that'll give her some clout! (y)
It's all Josy's got for backstory. We hear about her parents' divorce back in Episode 2, so at least there's a little more setup than Helen had. And I'm not sure I would categorize Tommy being her stepbrother a big reveal, but thats just my opinion.

Honestly I don't care about Priscilla. There's just so little to engage me.
If she's Quinn, that's dumb. If she's Madame Rose, who gives a fuck. If she's the blonde Quinn met with in Episode 10, who cares. If she's a totally never-before-seen character, meh.

If she's fuckable, then count me in ;):ROFLMAO:
 

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It's all Josy's got for backstory. We hear about her parents' divorce back in Episode 2, so at least there's a little more setup than Helen had. And I'm not sure I would categorize Tommy being her stepbrother a big reveal, but thats just my opinion.

Honestly I don't care about Priscilla. There's just so little to engage me.
If she's Quinn, that's dumb. If she's Madame Rose, who gives a fuck. If she's the blonde Quinn met with in Episode 10, who cares. If she's a totally never-before-seen character, meh.

If she's fuckable, then count me in ;):ROFLMAO:
But what if it is Yoga Girl?

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Thats why that throuple is so problematic. Maya's problems are so big they basically gobble up Josy's so she's behind all the other girls in terms of development. Which is crazy since she was the first girl we met.
 
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I'm thinking it's one of those white-trash names:

She definitely won't have a white trash name lmao. But I'd still love her though :giggle::ROFLMAO:
Thats why that throuple is so problematic. Maya's problems are so big they basically gobble up Josy's so she's behind all the other girls in terms of development. Which is crazy since she was the first girl we met.
Before the end of Episode 3, Josy's main drama was cheating on her "boyfriend" with MC, and running away from her problems. But those were resolved, and yeah she's left with nothing. Unless you're not in the throuple and she's still crazy for MC, all but ready to leave Maya :cry:
 

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Biased much? You are literally defining stupidity on the basis of who you like.

Well then let me counter:

-Sage: People who kept telling her Chad was gay but she wouldn't listen = zero. How is Sage stupid for not realising something no-one else realised either?

-Maya: A teenager who trusted that her father wouldn't betray her. She was unlucky in having an untrustworthy father, but if trusting your parents is stupidity, very few people can be called smart.

-Bella: There have yet to be ANY legal consequences for her relationship with MC. You are arguing that there should be, but even the real world doesn't work like that. People get away with things all the time. And since she is well aware of the risks her behaviour is simply reckless. She is taking a risk. It may lead to tragedy, but it may also lead to happiness. This is not stupidity.

-Josy: Well she is definitely insecure, but not stupid as such. Getting into a hobby so that her profile won't look basic is definitely something I wouldn't do. But if she actually likes what she finds and doesn't simply do it for the sake social media, how is it stupid?

Compared to this:

-Jill: People who understood what Tybalt was like within minutes = everyone else. Granted only Bella kept telling her so, but literally no-one else takes Tybalt at his word. This is stupidity. True she is not Arieth level stupid, but still more than any of the others.

Main Girl Smartness Ranks:

Bella>Sage>Maya>Josy>Jill
You need to rank Josy above Maya, no one is as stupid as her to fall for the free tuition scam despite warnings from both the Quinn and MC, Josy is very street smart, it was her idea to show proof to Arieth to save Maya's Ass from Quinn. Just because girl is some what insecure about her height means she is less smart than someone who really believed doing some weird bucketlist will secure them free tuition. Lol. And people keep blaming Jill for what Tybalt does, but never seen someone blaming Sage for all the power delegation to Quinn without any checking. Very much your Sage and Maya bias showing out here.
 
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It's all Josy's got for backstory. We hear about her parents' divorce back in Episode 2, so at least there's a little more setup than Helen had. And I'm not sure I would categorize Tommy being her stepbrother a big reveal, but thats just my opinion.

Honestly I don't care about Priscilla. There's just so little to engage me.
If she's Quinn, that's dumb. If she's Madame Rose, who gives a fuck. If she's the blonde Quinn met with in Episode 10, who cares. If she's a totally never-before-seen character, meh.

If she's fuckable, then count me in ;):ROFLMAO:
A girl must be a fuckable character if not she can dissapear on the background for all I care:whistle:

But what if it is Yoga Girl?

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If she is Yoga Girl then that settles it we are gonna make a fucking porn movie :devilish:

Take this man, you're going to need it.:whistle::coffee:
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Already taken that three times everyday for years so that I can prepare myself in that chocolatey goodness:cool:
 
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