I'm trying to find something funny in what you said.
And I'm struggling to find it.
But on the other hand, considering the source, I'm not surprised. But I'll at least refrain from describing how
you sound (it wouldn't be flattering). Instead, let me help you out. I know these steps may sound intimidating, but I assure you, they're really easy to follow.
Step 1
Bring 2 cups of water to a boil.
Step 2
Add a table spoon of salt to the water
Optional: You can also add half a tablespoon of butter. (It's a personal choice)
Step 3
Add 1 cup of white rice to the boiling water.
Step 4
Take the pot off the stove and let sit for about 8-10 mins depending on the consistency of your liking.
Enjoy.