TittyHeaven

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Just replayed and you know DPC basically never seems to decide to save time or that something is a waste of effort. So why in the name of tit juggling christ is the one thing he decided wasn't worth the time a foursome with Tiffani, Tara and the other girl.

Everything else including a math game is fine but a fucking reverse gangbang isn't worth the time for an AVN :cautious:.

Even if yoga girl content equals longer development time? ;)
Fuck it what difference would her inclusion really make at this point :ROFLMAO:?

If we're going to be waiting 2 years per update may as well have scenes with a criminally flexible blonde at the end.

Edit: I hit 2 instead of 1 but I'm leaving it, will probably be true eventually.
 

NewTricks

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I think they're more into rock. Maybe like 'Heart'. I can hear them now belting out 'Barracuda'.

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Given the piano, maybe they would be performing "Once Bitten Twice Shy" by Great White. Cover of a cover sounds about right for this little cover band. After that they can cover "Dirty Little Secret" by the All-American Rejects and "My Immortal" by Evanescence. Maybe finish up with "Free Bird" by Skynyrd. "November Rain" by Guns and Roses may be a bridge too far.
 

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Given the piano, maybe they would be performing "Once Bitten Twice Shy" by Great White. Cover of a cover sounds about right for this little cover band. After that they can cover "Dirty Little Secret" by the All-American Rejects and "My Immortal" by Evanescence. Maybe finish up with "Free Bird" by Skynyrd. "November Rain" by Guns and Roses may be a bridge too far.
With the name "Dirty Toy Company" they should be covering songs by Hole.
 
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There are some things that are better left unsaid. In this case it was that voice of Bella. You should've not unearth that thing
But now players who weren't turned off by Jill's VA in the intro can see how the rest was even shittier than that, and hopefully stop asking for VA... and if they still want it, then may God forgive them...
 
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ChipLecsap

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I think they're more into rock. Maybe like 'Heart'. I can hear them now belting out 'Barracuda'.

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This is a part from one of their song, they, the Main Girls wrote it to Zoey :whistle:

" Sorry, girl, but you missed out

Well, tough, luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye

I see the soul that is inside "

:ROFLMAO:
 
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But now players who weren't turned off by Jill's VA in the intro can see how the rest was even shittier than that, and hopefully stop asking for VA... and if they still want it, then may God forgive them...
Still you give us a nightmare, how can you excuse that
 

InsaneINC

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This is a part from one of their song, they, the Main Girls wrote it to Zoey :whistle:

" Sorry, girl, but you missed out

Well, tough, luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye

I see the soul that is inside "

:ROFLMAO:
She can always be a groupie. Win Win :D
 

Roger-a-Dale

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Okay now the damn thing is taking a life of its own, but I'm taking you all down with me!

MC suddenly wakes up in the middle of the night.

MC: ...Well that was fucking weird.

Bella: You okay?

MC: Yeah, sorry. Did I wake you?

Bella: You were tossing and turning in your sleep. Did you have a bad dream?

MC: Not bad. Just really, really weird.

Bella: Oh? What was it.

MC: You remember those 90s music videos I told you about.

Bella: You mean the ones you dug up on PinkTube for that drinking game you had last Friday?

MC: ...Yes those.

Bella: What about them?

MC: Well I dreamt of you performing them.

Bella: Really?

MC: Yeah.

Bella: Was I any good?

MC: Yes. But it was kind of surreal.

Bella: Me singing is weird?

MC: Well the Celine Dion one was pretty hot actually.

Bella: Which Celine Dion song was it?

MC: The Titanic one.

Bella: My Heart Will Go On?

MC: Yes, that one.

Bella: You think I could pull that off?

MC: In my dreams you could.

Bella: ...Now is that a compliment or a jab?

MC: Ummm...

Bella: I see. So me being able to sing is weird to you?

MC: What? No! That wasn't the weird part. It got weird when the others joined you for Spice Girls.

Bella: Spice Girls?

MC: Yes.

Bella: Spice Girls?

MC: I said it was weird.

Bella: The others being?

MC: Jill, Josy, Maya and Sage.

Bella: Spice Girls?

MC: Well those songs are really catchy.

Bella: Spice Girls!

MC: Okay, you can stop laughing now.

MC: Bella, stop laughing!

MC: Bella!

- Some days later at the library -

Josy: And done! What do you want to tackle next?

MC: Doesn't really matter. We need to get it all done anyway.

Josy: Oh, come on. Just tell us what you want.

Maya: What you really, really want.

MC: *Freezes*

Sage: If you wanna be my lover.

Jill: You gotta get with my friends.

MC: BELLA!

Bella: I REGRET NOTHING!
 

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Okay now the damn thing is taking a life of its own, but I'm taking you all down with me!

MC suddenly wakes up in the middle of the night.

MC: ...Well that was fucking weird.

Bella: You okay?

MC: Yeah, sorry. Did I wake you?

Bella: You were tossing and turning in your sleep. Did you have a bad dream?

MC: Not bad. Just really, really weird.

Bella: Oh? What was it.

MC: You remember those 90s music videos I told you about.

Bella: You mean the ones you dug up on PinkTube for that drinking game you had last Friday?

MC: ...Yes those.

Bella: What about them?

MC: Well I dreamt of you performing them.

Bella: Really?

MC: Yeah.

Bella: Was I any good?

MC: Yes. But it was kind of surreal.

Bella: Me singing is weird?

MC: Well the Celine Dion one was pretty hot actually.

Bella: Which Celine Dion song was it?

MC: The Titanic one.

Bella: My Heart Will Go On?

MC: Yes, that one.

Bella: You think I could pull that off?

MC: In my dreams you could.

Bella: ...Now is that a compliment or a jab?

MC: Ummm...

Bella: I see. So me being able to sing is weird to you?

MC: What? No! That wasn't the weird part. It got weird when the others joined you for Spice Girls.

Bella: Spice Girls?

MC: Yes.

Bella: Spice Girls?

MC: I said it was weird.

Bella: The others being?

MC: Jill, Josy, Maya and Sage.

Bella: Spice Girls?

MC: Well those songs are really catchy.

Bella: Spice Girls!

MC: Okay, you can stop laughing now.

MC: Bella, stop laughing!

MC: Bella!

- Some days later at the library -

Josy: And done! What do you want to tackle next?

MC: Doesn't really matter. We need to get it all done anyway.

Josy: Oh, come on. Just tell us what you want.

Maya: What you really, really want.

MC: *Freezes*

Sage: If you wanna be my lover.

Jill: You gotta get with my friends.

MC: BELLA!

Bella: I REGRET NOTHING!
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Still you give us a nightmare, how can you excuse that
The truth can be frightening.
Okay now the damn thing is taking a life of its own, but I'm taking you all down with me!

MC suddenly wakes up in the middle of the night.

MC: ...Well that was fucking weird.

Bella: You okay?

MC: Yeah, sorry. Did I wake you?

Bella: You were tossing and turning in your sleep. Did you have a bad dream?

MC: Not bad. Just really, really weird.

Bella: Oh? What was it.

MC: You remember those 90s music videos I told you about.

Bella: You mean the ones you dug up on PinkTube for that drinking game you had last Friday?

MC: ...Yes those.

Bella: What about them?

MC: Well I dreamt of you performing them.

Bella: Really?

MC: Yeah.

Bella: Was I any good?

MC: Yes. But it was kind of surreal.

Bella: Me singing is weird?

MC: Well the Celine Dion one was pretty hot actually.

Bella: Which Celine Dion song was it?

MC: The Titanic one.

Bella: My Heart Will Go On?

MC: Yes, that one.

Bella: You think I could pull that off?

MC: In my dreams you could.

Bella: ...Now is that a compliment or a jab?

MC: Ummm...

Bella: I see. So me being able to sing is weird to you?

MC: What? No! That wasn't the weird part. It got weird when the others joined you for Spice Girls.

Bella: Spice Girls?

MC: Yes.

Bella: Spice Girls?

MC: I said it was weird.

Bella: The others being?

MC: Jill, Josy, Maya and Sage.

Bella: Spice Girls?

MC: Well those songs are really catchy.

Bella: Spice Girls!

MC: Okay, you can stop laughing now.

MC: Bella, stop laughing!

MC: Bella!

- Some days later at the library -

Josy: And done! What do you want to tackle next?

MC: Doesn't really matter. We need to get it all done anyway.

Josy: Oh, come on. Just tell us what you want.

Maya: What you really, really want.

MC: *Freezes*

Sage: If you wanna be my lover.

Jill: You gotta get with my friends.

MC: BELLA!

Bella: I REGRET NOTHING!
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You definitely get an A for effort.
 
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