- Jul 29, 2017
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The truth can be frightening.Still you give us a nightmare, how can you excuse that
Okay now the damn thing is taking a life of its own, but I'm taking you all down with me!
MC suddenly wakes up in the middle of the night.
MC: ...Well that was fucking weird.
Bella: You okay?
MC: Yeah, sorry. Did I wake you?
Bella: You were tossing and turning in your sleep. Did you have a bad dream?
MC: Not bad. Just really, really weird.
Bella: Oh? What was it.
MC: You remember those 90s music videos I told you about.
Bella: You mean the ones you dug up on PinkTube for that drinking game you had last Friday?
MC: ...Yes those.
Bella: What about them?
MC: Well I dreamt of you performing them.
Bella: Really?
MC: Yeah.
Bella: Was I any good?
MC: Yes. But it was kind of surreal.
Bella: Me singing is weird?
MC: Well the Celine Dion one was pretty hot actually.
Bella: Which Celine Dion song was it?
MC: The Titanic one.
Bella: My Heart Will Go On?
MC: Yes, that one.
Bella: You think I could pull that off?
MC: In my dreams you could.
Bella: ...Now is that a compliment or a jab?
MC: Ummm...
Bella: I see. So me being able to sing is weird to you?
MC: What? No! That wasn't the weird part. It got weird when the others joined you for Spice Girls.
Bella: Spice Girls?
MC: Yes.
Bella: Spice Girls?
MC: I said it was weird.
Bella: The others being?
MC: Jill, Josy, Maya and Sage.
Bella: Spice Girls?
MC: Well those songs are really catchy.
Bella: Spice Girls!
MC: Okay, you can stop laughing now.
MC: Bella, stop laughing!
MC: Bella!
- Some days later at the library -
Josy: And done! What do you want to tackle next?
MC: Doesn't really matter. We need to get it all done anyway.
Josy: Oh, come on. Just tell us what you want.
Maya: What you really, really want.
MC: *Freezes*
Sage: If you wanna be my lover.
Jill: You gotta get with my friends.
MC: BELLA!
Bella: I REGRET NOTHING!
You definitely get an A for effort.