Crusader of Romance

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Push me in the middle my friend...
Throw me in the middle again...
Push me in the middle my friend...
'Cause there's only room for one of us
and this is the End...

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Better Cock Spock

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You guys know how people theorized that MC and Jill are related?
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Well I got something even better :HideThePain:

Bianca is MC's half-sister. Think about it! Jill and Lynette's stories intentionally mirror each other, including the possibility that Miranda and Vivian are more than likely Bianca and Carla's moms.
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So why not include the idea Neil and Miranda had an affair, just like MC and Bianca are getting closer and closer to doing themselves? :sneaky:
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My theory has merit. Just ignore Patreon. And DPC saying he didn't want incest in the story. And my lack of solid factual evidence. When you do all that, I'm golden :cool:
Okay here's a more realistic idea involving Bianca: the red-haired guest from the preps party is Maynard, Bianca's dad.
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Red head and blondie are talking about a winter getaway before Geoff drunkenly interrupts, and it's confirmed that Bianca is tagging along for the group's Christmas getaway.
Yeah, Red Haired Guest and Blonde Haired Guest (lmao those fucking names) are talking about that, before Geoff interrupts.

They're talking about November, and presumably our cabin getaway with Bella, Jill and Bianca is in December. But they could still show up, changed the date or whatever.
So instead of it being a coincidence that we'll probably run into these guys, it's a certainty because it might be Bianca who invites us along. Well maybe not that last part but I feel stronger about it now.

But this is when DPC swoops in like the butthole he is, and it turns out blonde dude is Maynard :cautious:
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BeingADikDik

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Okay here's a more realistic idea involving Bianca: the red-haired guest from the preps party is Maynard, Bianca's dad.
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Red head and blondie are talking about a winter getaway before Geoff drunkenly interrupts, and it's confirmed that Bianca is tagging along for the group's Christmas getaway.

So instead of it being a coincidence that we'll probably run into these guys, it's a certainty because it might be Bianca who invites us along. Well maybe not that last part but I feel stronger about it now.

But this is when DPC swoops in like the butthole he is, and it turns out blonde dude is Maynard :cautious:
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You think like a Romulan. I like it!
 
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Macky009

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Okay here's a more realistic idea involving Bianca: the red-haired guest from the preps party is Maynard, Bianca's dad.
View attachment 4424878
Red head and blondie are talking about a winter getaway before Geoff drunkenly interrupts, and it's confirmed that Bianca is tagging along for the group's Christmas getaway.

So instead of it being a coincidence that we'll probably run into these guys, it's a certainty because it might be Bianca who invites us along. Well maybe not that last part but I feel stronger about it now.

But this is when DPC swoops in like the butthole he is, and it turns out blonde dude is Maynard :cautious:
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Wild theory these two are Bianca and Carla's dad
 

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Crusader of Romance

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But this is when DPC swoops in like the butthole he is, and it turns out blonde dude is Maynard :cautious:
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A lot of people seem to think the blond guy is the MC's grandfather since it seems to be the same model as the short half-headed glimpse we got. It is weird that DPC would be so sloppy as to use that same model (and suit) just for some random guy. But at the same time, that guy doesn't look like he's in his 60's and the scene was just a joke scene to introduce Jill's dad (and make us think he was Sage's dad).
 
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