How am I another James? We don't even know what he did for a living yet. Besides, I am simply escorting him to the courthouse for the marriage annulment. The gun is for protection, in case he's mad at me
Give at least 10 more.
Spock, you can never be better than James. It's built in. Leonard is superior to William in every metric, but the premise doesn't allow Spock to be better than James. Can't be done. And Bella knows this.
And ten more you say?
Well I am the superior cock. I've even got feathers and Bella gets to ruffle them as much as she wants. It'll only get my beak wetter. This bird could never be angry with her. However if another man were to try anything, well there's a reason cockfights are illegal.
Also as an enthusiast Bella is sure to appreciate how well cock and wine go together. At least when you don't add cheesy porn to the mix. Although even then she might enjoy getting her tail stuffed.
Bella is also quite the bookworm, so a storyteller rooster like me has a definite advantage. My feathers also make quite excellent quills.
Okay she might not always enjoy being woken at dawn by a big fat cock, but she seems to be an early riser so I doubt it'll be much of an issue.
But early morning crowing aside, if she wants me to be quiet in the library, I'm just too chicken to defy her. But I will draw in my notebook. That much doodling she will have to put up with.
And of course where plans for the future are concerned it's important to remember that if you want your eggs fertilized, you're going to need a cock.