OK, maybe we should try poll about DPC's secret identity - my candidates:
Ennoch - he's just for jokes and laughs but when he starts doing serious observations... Man, only DPC could know that!
Mytez or
CAznable - because they started this. What better way to hide their tracks?
name88 - because only the father (creator) could so love someone like Quinn,
Kukothemadhatter - cause he's having fun when we're arguing about our theories.
Mormont - because he's a nice guy trying to be good with everyone.
ladymaria2072 - cause promoting the girl with no real content - practically advertising 0.3 update.
KassandraACO - would you ever think of DPC as hymen ripper? No, of course not - the best facade ever.
Avaron1974 - perfect act - pixie lesbian, nice and funny, even joking about herself (I mean her other self - DPC).
There are other candidates but I would put those as main culprits for the poll.