ok challenge time!
the scene that will not be on the ep.7 but should really be!
scenario: a plaza walking around with Jill holding hands when a nice older couple calls you out and Jill introduces her parents to you! You sit down for a nice brunch in a very upscale place where the eggs cost more then your monthly car payment
(it once happened to me i was walking around in Paris window shopping with my girl and another couple and an Italian friend of mine just spurted out"fucking hell those slippers cost more then my rent")
Jill: Dear Mother, Beloved Father i would like to introduce you to the most wonderful man in the world, the one responsible for my, as you stated father, as of late Joyous elation!
Charles Royce: Nice to meet you young man, i hope you prove yourself to be a trustworthy individual and keep my daughter happy, she is the most important person in my life and i will be most displeased with anyone that dampens her joyful innocence...
Marianne Royce: Oh shush Charles they make such a wonderful and handsome couple, and i was beginning to despair of ever having grandchildren, so tell us young man how is B&R treating you? anything we can help to allow your experience to be more pleasing and time releasing so you can keep my beautiful and adored Daughter as happy as she as been in the past weeks?
MC: herm... (sweating like a dog)... sure mam and sir! your daughter is really Hot.. i mean cute... i mean beautiful indeed and as for me making her happy.... she as made the happiest i have ever been... i do not mean that, in that way, not yet at least... not that i do not want to but...
Jill: blushing and smiling, calm down Fuckface mother was just joking with you about the grandchildren, she is such a joker!
*shouts* FUCKFACE, FUCKFACE *SHOUTS*
Sandy: i though i recognized you, i asked Nicole for your number but she was being a total bitch, i think she as the hots for you ever since you rammed open her backdoor! such a greedy girl!
Charles Royce: shocked
Marienne: fuckface who is this woman?
Jill: fuckf.. fuckface? *shocked face*
MC: hello Sandy, i .. herm... shit....
Sandy: *laughing* just pulling your finger fuckface Lilly shared your phone number with everyone at the club and we´re taking draws to see which 2 girls get to have you next time, i mean you need to improve your threesome skills but you are getting there my sweet innocent lamb chop
Sandy: Oh... hi Charles did not see you there, Tanya and Brandi asked about where you have been in the past 3 weeks, you know you and Russell are our 2 most prized customers at the pink rose!
Jill and Marianne give Charles the ice cold death stare
Charles Royce is speechless and turns redder then a strawberry
the MC starts laughing his ass off at the stupidity and randomness of life before fainting!