You know the ultimate kick in the balls from DPC would be if only Quinn gets a "good" ending. That might even troll Quinn fans too because they like a bad girl, but....surprise muthafuckers....the evil one turns out to be a loving wife who goes to parent-teacher council meetings, bakes cookies, and drives a mini-van.

Meanwhile, Jill goes to prison after getting busted for driving the getaway car for Jonathan, who turns out to be a wanted eco-terrorist. Ok, Dalli, I hand the torch back over to you, sir.