- Jul 7, 2017
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It still bugs me that Assman gets to sit on the edge of the table instead of Russell Burgmeister
Russel is the janitor of the castle. Axl (MC) is the lord of the castle. As in Lord of the Rings. Russel watches over the throne of the MC.I expect some "complication" at the reopening party...![]()
Derek is a hobbit. You can see that.
But let's make a fun of it. We see a dichotomy of DIKs at this table. Nick, Jacob, Jamie, and Leon need to work out more. They all have bacon on their plates. Leon even wants Tommy's bacon. What a glutton. That's why the MC goes to the gym. There he also has to chase away the jocks or make up with them. This should not be a problem for the MC. He picks the strongest jock (Caleb) and knocks him out. After that, everyone is scared and does what the MC wants. Okay, that was the funny version.
But seriously!
The fact is that the DIKs have changed. They have all grown up. I could easily see the DIKs becoming event organizers, and we as players could pick and choose what events the DIKs can plan. We have Jacob, the painter. Jamie is a florist and a poet. Tommy also has a guitar. John is good at cooking. Rusty is talented at getting commissions. Derek is generally an entertainer. Nick could be a good businessman. Leon has his grandfather's van.
The DIK's will make their money by planning events and functions. Everyone on campus will be taken care of.
They will be hosting Jill's concert. With appealing decorations. Jacob and Jamie. John will pack various treats for guests' physical comfort. Derek will entertain guests away from the concert. Rusty will mingle with the solvent guests and take new orders for the DIK's. Tommy will do the bouncer. The rest, with the exception of the MC, will be waiters. The MC will be supporting Jill on stage with his guitar, of course.
For the nerds, there will be a big DnG and a chess tournament.
For the Jocks, there will be various sporting events.
The Hot's Girls will be demonstrating cheerleading and fashion.
The DIK's have the best facilities to host something like this. The other fraternities and the HOT's can also benefit and so the Preps will be knocked off their throne. Because they all have one thing in common. They don't like the Preps.