Well, I've finally laid my hands on this game, and I am rather disappointed, for all the praise it has gotten, it sure fell short in my eyes.
Well, to actual review now.
While I understand that this depicts College drama, I've never believed that it could be portrayed so poorly.
From the get-go, we get to meet a cute, likable and nice character, well, two of them in fact, just to later learn that both of them have been... cheating? On us, on each other, but you don't have to be that way, unfortunately, you got no way of simply not talking to them, so you either forgive them or... forgive them and keep fucking, most disappointing choice.
Furthermore, it feels like most of the characters are whores and prostitutes, with little to no integrity.
Honestly, Jill and Sage carried this game for me, sure, both are quite the polar opposites of each other, where you have to be a huge DIK for Sage and Huge Chick for Jill, but, those honestly were the only interesting choices where you at least felt some feelings.
The story is all over the place too, way too many variables to fuck up.
All in all, it's a good idea, but poor execution, as is with a lot of games on this site.
I'll sound like a hypocrite right now, but, I loved the absolute chaos DIK house has brought it, like the whole hell week. But I'd love to get a choice to not be in any bullshit frat house.
Also, for the Head of School being so much about justice, they sure allow a lot of bullshit on their campus... Not like there is a prostitute/exploitation ring, right? Also, Chad really got kicked out because he punched us out? You really wanna tell me some rich boy did not want his ass gone? Welp, that's it for me. Maybe I'll give it another try one day, but this game lacks choices.
2/5 - Bonus points for dildo hats
Well, to actual review now.
While I understand that this depicts College drama, I've never believed that it could be portrayed so poorly.
From the get-go, we get to meet a cute, likable and nice character, well, two of them in fact, just to later learn that both of them have been... cheating? On us, on each other, but you don't have to be that way, unfortunately, you got no way of simply not talking to them, so you either forgive them or... forgive them and keep fucking, most disappointing choice.
Furthermore, it feels like most of the characters are whores and prostitutes, with little to no integrity.
Honestly, Jill and Sage carried this game for me, sure, both are quite the polar opposites of each other, where you have to be a huge DIK for Sage and Huge Chick for Jill, but, those honestly were the only interesting choices where you at least felt some feelings.
The story is all over the place too, way too many variables to fuck up.
All in all, it's a good idea, but poor execution, as is with a lot of games on this site.
I'll sound like a hypocrite right now, but, I loved the absolute chaos DIK house has brought it, like the whole hell week. But I'd love to get a choice to not be in any bullshit frat house.
Also, for the Head of School being so much about justice, they sure allow a lot of bullshit on their campus... Not like there is a prostitute/exploitation ring, right? Also, Chad really got kicked out because he punched us out? You really wanna tell me some rich boy did not want his ass gone? Welp, that's it for me. Maybe I'll give it another try one day, but this game lacks choices.
2/5 - Bonus points for dildo hats