Jacob is seriously underrated! To me, he is a better bro than Derek.
fappybeard you seeing this bruh
Just no bruh, Jacob is nowhere near better than best bro Derek. Does Jacob hook you up with his sister? no. Jacob hides in the corner because he's afraid of the alphas. Meanwhile best bro Derek is laying back with
tampon up his ass
Eh, Derek don't hooks up his sister with you. MC himself hook up with Maya while he was clearly against it from the beginning, but Jacob uses his DIK code both for MC and Derek depending on the choices and he always looks out for you and gives you free lap dance too. As for sticking tampon in the ass, that is typical Derek stuff. I like Jacob better but Derek still the most funny character in the game.
I'm with
KingDick77 on this one. You wanna get into some fucked up shit that you are likely to seriously regret later? Derek's your guy. You want a bro to watch your back and get your dick back into check right before you're about to get it chopped off, that's Jacob right there.
Those two are on the opposite spectrum of the bro line. Both are bros, but who's really got your back? How many time's has Derek fucked shit up?
- He spilled the beans to Maya about the mc going on a date when he went home to visit his dad.
- He totally cock-blocked the mc when he was making out with Maya on the lawn.
- He screams out "Ass man!" when the mc walks into gender studies for the first time (great first impression).
- He blabbed to the DIKs about the mc's fight with Chad. Sure that made the mc look like a legend, but that bitch needs to learn to keep his mouth shut!
- He's got the whole campus thinking the mc's some kinda ass fiend.
- Messaging that ass shot of Cathy during class? WTF my dude!?
- He almost fucked up the mc's chances with Nicole with his dumbass jokes (ok, fucking up getting his dick signed by her, if his shit is getting in the way of Nicole touching the mc's dick, his shit is outta line).
Do you know how many times the mc mutters, "Fucking Derek"... Well it's three times, so not really all that much. But the mc doesn't even think, "Fucking Jacob"... Well maybe that one time when he was about to fuck Sage in front of the whole school and Jacob stopped him, but really, I think we appreciate that now.
If it had been Derek instead of Jacob when the mc was about to fuck Sage on the couch in front of everyone, he'd have been screaming, "Go Ass Man! Everyone check it out!" Probably wouldn't have had the same outcome that's for sure.
He only saved the mc once (and we appreciate it, without that fart, the mc may have been in a holding cell, naked, next to a guy named Bubba), but most of the time, he's the issue.
Derek is funny as fuck, but he's like spinning the
cylinder (thanks @
EmperorGus) in Russian Roulette!
