blulaz

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I'm a fan of Mandarin farm girls; the girls are cute, the animation is pretty nice, decent voice acting as well. I played the JK game before, and it's surprisingly enjoyable.

Regarding this game... Well, Good looking protagonist, cute busty girls, hot mom... It can't be that bad, right? Wrong. The combat is ASS. Literally one of the worst, if not the worst combat I've ever played in any RPGM. Feels like the game really wants you to cheat to even up the odds.
Encounters are fixed and limited. And this is a massive problem, since you have no other way to gain money and exp other than those mandatory battle that you have to win in the first place. Every encounters are boss fights, and there's barely any strategy involved;
1. Cast defense buff on team
2. Cast attack damage debuff on enemy
3. Pray they attack your tank instead of wiping the entire party
4. Spam heals and cards and pray that no one gets OHKO, else the fight might be unsalvageable
Battle of attrition is out of the equation because they hit way too hard, like OHKO type of hard. And your mana pool are very low as well. so the solution is simple; You need to kill them before they kills you. But the problem is, your damage isn't high enough, because there's no way to level in the first place.
So, your only choice is to rely on cards that can deal significant damage, and to get those cards, you'll need to play slot/gacha, and it's PURE RNG. Once you run out of money and you don't have any good cards, it's game over.

There are 0 way to make significant amount of money unless you "cheat" by talking to the anti softlock lady where she's pretty much gives you "unlimited" money.
Even if you cheated, every fight still feels like a coin toss. Some bosses can spam the exact same moves that will either
A. One shots you
B. Deals heavy AOE damage
C. Ailments such as stuns and confuse which might as well be OHKO because your character is a dead weight after getting hit by one or more debuffs
D. Combination of those
Added with the fact that there's no equips that can give resistance / immunity like in any other RPG games.

The game has it's moments, but holy crap the combat really ruins my enjoyment of it. I honestly rather play the default, basic bitch RPGM battle system instead of this broken mess, tries too hard to be different, crazy RNGfest battle system.
I swear, if there's like an AVGN version of H game, he would go mental over this one.
 
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The version of the game that will be released on Steam, although unfortunately will require an additional patch because it is published by Shiravune (and will most likely be available for free on johren.games) will also include an hopefully good official English translation: :)
 

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The version of the game that will be released on Steam, although unfortunately will require an additional patch because it is published by Shiravune (and will most likely be available for free on johren.games) will also include an hopefully good official English translation: :)

the compressed one has a good translation already, but the sex scenes don't load
 

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There are times when a perv is in the mood for giant tiddies. Not big tiddies. Not huge tiddies. But giant fucking tits.

At the moment, there's pretty much no better supplier of such than Mandarin Farm. Oh, there are others out there, but for me, this type of tit size is mood dependent and hit or miss in general, and this particular artist is one of the few that manages to make it look good, rather than weird. They're sadly rather vanilla with their stuff, would love some nipple-fucking and the like... but one can't have everything, and at least there's decent animations that involve plenty of jiggling of the aforementioned massive tits.

This is one of Mandarin Farm's older titles, and it shows in a number of ways... though because of that, it's also more stable in RPGM since they didn't go overboard with the graphics in ways that RPGM isn't really designed to handle properly.

That said, there's not much to this game aside from the aforementioned giant tits. There's a bit of story, but it's very short and not particularly serious in spite of the fact that things like people being eaten is mentioned several times. The sex scenes are pretty vanilla, aside from the rape, but the positions and whatnot are nothing special, the girls end up feeling good and cumming no matter what and in general the whole thing is pretty light-hearted. Still, RIP Honda, she was definitely one of my fav sloots in this.

I personally grabbed the fan translation, which was decent enough I suppose, minus some un-translated bits here and there, and bunches of spelling mistakes... but I've definitely seen worse and it's definitely better than the poetry of various MTL "translations".

The big problem with this game is its gameplay. Or rather, a specific part of the gameplay. The game consists of only boss fights, one after another, which lead to an H-scene, win or lose. The combat is pretty classic RPGM stuff, with an element system that has some relevance... and one particular twist which makes it terrible. Y'see, the party all have relatively normal HP pools, but tiny MP pools, which makes skill usage very limited, on top of the relatively limited effects of said skills. On top of that, bosses hit like a truck and can easily chunk more than half of most character's HP except the MC, and even he can only take 2 hits at most with the 3rd bodying him. On top of that, bosses have increasingly large amounts of HP, while the party's limited skills can't keep up for the most part.

So how are you supposed to win?

Well, there's these items, cards, which you can use in battle. Most basically just do damage, and the really good ones do a LOT of damage. Several have some options for debuffs, one offers buffs for the whole party, another is a full rez... Smart usage of these cards can let you win any battle.

So what's the problem?

Weeeeeeell... You have no way to control which cards you get. You get cards from this gacha thing, for 300 yen each. On top of that, you only get extremely limited funds from the shrine donation box and from under a vending machine, then only 2000 yen per defeated boss. (Though if I'm not mistaken, you get the money and XP even if you lose, so it doesn't actually matter that much...)Regardless, there are no repeatable battles and no repeatable sources of money and no way to directly control which cards you get. What this means is that your ability to win battles becomes entirely random after a point, unless you cheat in some manner. Save scumming works fine btw, but so does save editing and that takes less time, and the fan translation has a cheat NPC added to make things even easier.

The story moves forward no matter how things go, so winning and losing only matters in terms of the flavor of the H-scenes, but I can definitely see people being majorly frustrated if they're the type to self-insert for example. Doubly so since loss scenes in several cases means that MC doesn't get any action and instead one of the party members or someone else gets fucked. (Not that they seem to mind all that much, mind you, but we all know how some people get about these sort of things...)

Basically, as a game, this sucks major balls. As a smut dispenser, it's pretty great, especially if you don't really care about the nature of the smut as long as you get to see those girls get fucked. I honestly found a good number of the defeat scenes hotter than the victory scenes.

Either way, this would've been way better as a VN if you ask me. It being in RPGM is tbh a waste.

Still, it was a fun time-waster. I had my fun with it, had some laughs out of it, and I got what I came here for, which is to say, giant tiddies. However, I definitely wouldn't recommend this game to anyone that wants a good story, or good gameplay, or more consistent world building and the like. This game is a pure smut dispenser, and anyone picking it up shouldn't expect anything else from it. In that aspect, it's pretty great (though even that part could've been better in a number of ways, but that's pure subjective preference).
 

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There are times when a perv is in the mood for giant tiddies. Not big tiddies. Not huge tiddies. But giant fucking tits.

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That said, there's not much to this game aside from the aforementioned giant tits. There's a bit of story, but it's very short and not particularly serious in spite of the fact that things like people being eaten is mentioned several times. The sex scenes are pretty vanilla, aside from the rape, but the positions and whatnot are nothing special, the girls end up feeling good and cumming no matter what and in general the whole thing is pretty light-hearted. Still, RIP Honda, she was definitely one of my fav sloots in this.
One of the "worst" vanilla ends to it they could do. Possibly the only time I've ever been actually sad with the ending of a h-game. :cry:

Also, OP could definitely use a link to the other mandarin farm games in the poast.
 

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One of the "worst" vanilla ends to it they could do. Possibly the only time I've ever been actually sad with the ending of a h-game. :cry:

Also, OP could definitely use a link to the other mandarin farm games in the poast.
It was definitely a weird choice to basically have most of the girls go poof by the time the ending happens. It's expected, given the whole premise of the game... but it's still a weird choice overall. Granted, it didn't seem like MC was that interested in forming proper relationships with anyone except maybe for the shikigami girls plus some expressed interest for Asami. Then there's the thing with his mother...

As for the other games, eh, it's not like they're hard to find. Just slap [Mandarin Farm] in search whole in the games section, select titles and 1st posts, and I'm pretty sure you get all the ones that are currently on F95.
 
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It was definitely a weird choice to basically have most of the girls go poof by the time the ending happens. It's expected, given the whole premise of the game... but it's still a weird choice overall. Granted, it didn't seem like MC was that interested in forming proper relationships with anyone except maybe for the shikigami girls plus some expressed interest for Asami. Then there's the thing with his mother...

As for the other games, eh, it's not like they're hard to find. Just slap [Mandarin Farm] in search whole in the games section, select titles and 1st posts, and I'm pretty sure you get all the ones that are currently on F95.
I mean if Hachishaku-sama can hang around after the ending I don't see any reason going by that logic that she couldn't.

As to the searches, yeah I already upped and did that, though a few are for some reason in the TL request section still without proper threads even though one of them has had a TL done.

Still given the relative popularity of their games a link in the OPs for them would be good considering how many other games that get abandoned by crappy devs have all their slop linked.
 

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fuk me sideways and call me tarzan
just started this, and those animations are fun.
jiggly jiggly....i am always on the way for it
 

gohan5656rrr

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Man this game is by default on hard mode thats means we have to see NTR scene even if we dont wanna see
can anyone tell how to change it to easy mode
 

blulaz

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I prefer the fan TL honestly. The steam release still got mosaic so they doesn't really have anything to offer other than slightly different / localized translation, which I feel to be worse than the more faithful fan TL.
 

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why does the game keep freezing up? The dialogue and voice kept on going but the gameplay freezes. Anyone also have this issue and how do I go about fixing it?
 
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