The Firm is an actual team, 3 people no less. So it is apt that we refer to ourselves in the 3rd person, as you put it. We are, too, a bona fide Firm, a business entity. You'll notice we even have a logo: the standing goose, that maintains as resolute and unruffled in spite of slander, sir. More elegant and less common than a duck, but sharing the duck's capacity to repel 'water' without a flicker. One needs more than the word 'loquacious' to offend the likes of us, Mr Gumpy. However much you may 'cringe' at the Firm, its a fair bet you could learn from us a thing or two about decorum, sir, and about manners. Nonetheless, we appreciate reaction. We are, as ever, informed by that. Lastly, while we welcome your continuance, we neither need or expect it, as we said, being sublimely replete in our own skin. Yours in erotica, the Firm.