If you don't chew big red like City of Broken Dreamers, fuck you.
I have never been this excited/blown away by an adult game. The story is captivating, the renders are breath-taking, the lighting is jaw-dropping. The music is carefully chosen to fit the scenes really well. The atmosphere, pacing, everything about this game is plain and simply perfect. You feel immersed, the first person POV is done extremely well.
This is peak performance right here. My brain is so scrambled after finishing it that I can barely put words together to form a sentence. Some more thoughts...
- Shit was fire yo
- Dat game is lit
- This is it, chief
- I've found you, miss new boooty
- It's that docking kind of love, like penis in foreskin kind of love
- This game is here to chew bubble gum and fuck ass, and it's all out of ass.
- Sam did 9:11
My only complaint is that I didn't get to unleash my gentlemen's relish. The game was so good I forgot to punch the clown. Rather than choking the chicken I kept clicking that mouse button trying to see the rest of the story. I should have been firing off some knuckle children but instead I was saying to myself "just one more page" metaphorically.
I should have been releasing some womb glaze, that wang tang, male tears. I want to burp the worm not yearn to learn.
So if you think you're here to play some splash bandicoot, think again. You may just end up too caught up in the story and forget to release the moose syrup.
I have never been this excited/blown away by an adult game. The story is captivating, the renders are breath-taking, the lighting is jaw-dropping. The music is carefully chosen to fit the scenes really well. The atmosphere, pacing, everything about this game is plain and simply perfect. You feel immersed, the first person POV is done extremely well.
This is peak performance right here. My brain is so scrambled after finishing it that I can barely put words together to form a sentence. Some more thoughts...
- Shit was fire yo
- Dat game is lit
- This is it, chief
- I've found you, miss new boooty
- It's that docking kind of love, like penis in foreskin kind of love
- This game is here to chew bubble gum and fuck ass, and it's all out of ass.
- Sam did 9:11
My only complaint is that I didn't get to unleash my gentlemen's relish. The game was so good I forgot to punch the clown. Rather than choking the chicken I kept clicking that mouse button trying to see the rest of the story. I should have been firing off some knuckle children but instead I was saying to myself "just one more page" metaphorically.
I should have been releasing some womb glaze, that wang tang, male tears. I want to burp the worm not yearn to learn.
So if you think you're here to play some splash bandicoot, think again. You may just end up too caught up in the story and forget to release the moose syrup.