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JL95

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I see you have an opening for office cat manager and I would like to apply
 

Perversion12

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I must be an idiot but how the hell do you give inventory items to the characters? I can only "inspect" them.
 
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latrop16

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I must be an idiot but how the hell do you give inventory items to the characters? I can only "inspect" them.
The game is very straight forward, you'll just get a dialog option when you can give someone something you have.
It's not a really puzzle game.
 

ASIAN PANUS

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I see you have an opening for office cat manager and I would like to apply
Send your resume.
The cats will decide your fate.
Cool, but a bit short. Kudos to the developers for the Smeshariki music.
Will there be a sequel?
Definitely! Just not as our next project. Right now we are working on a different game that isn't related to the "coomerverse"
 

JL95

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Send your resume.
The cats will decide your fate.

Definitely! Just not as our next project. Right now we are working on a different game that isn't related to the "coomerverse"
Curriculum Vitae: Office Cat Manager
Name: Whiskers McFluff

Contact: [email protected]

Profile: Enthusiastic and experienced office cat manager with a proven track record in boosting workplace morale, reducing stress levels, and providing tactful supervision of desk territories. Known for expert napping, strategic keyboard walking, and effective mouse patrol, ensuring a harmonious and productive office environment.

Core Competencies
  • Team Motivation through Play and Purring
  • Excellent Communication via Meows and Head Nudges
  • Proficient in Stress Reduction Techniques
  • Skilled in territory management and desk security
  • Adaptable to Various Office Layouts and Dynamics
Professional Experience
  • Chief Lounger & Morale Booster
    Office HQ | Jan 2020 – Present
    Provide daily relaxation support by creating cozy napping spots, conducting timely paw patrols, and offering comforting company during crunch times.
  • Keyboard Consultant
    Marketing Dept. | Mar 2018 – Dec 2019
    Enhanced creativity by strategically walking on keyboards to inspire unexpected ideas and frequent desk visits for stress diffusion.
Education & Training
  • Anti Anjing Antics, Doge Defense Dojo
  • Advanced Purring Workshops, Feline Institute of Comfort
  • Mouse Control Certification, Neighborhood Yard Patrol
Interests: Sunbeams, belly rubs, paper shredding, and casual zoomies.
 

ASIAN PANUS

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Sep 4, 2017
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Curriculum Vitae: Office Cat Manager
Name:
Whiskers McFluff

Contact: [email protected]

Profile: Enthusiastic and experienced office cat manager with a proven track record in boosting workplace morale, reducing stress levels, and providing tactful supervision of desk territories. Known for expert napping, strategic keyboard walking, and effective mouse patrol, ensuring a harmonious and productive office environment.

Core Competencies
  • Team Motivation through Play and Purring
  • Excellent Communication via Meows and Head Nudges
  • Proficient in Stress Reduction Techniques
  • Skilled in territory management and desk security
  • Adaptable to Various Office Layouts and Dynamics
Professional Experience
  • Chief Lounger & Morale Booster
    Office HQ | Jan 2020 – Present
    Provide daily relaxation support by creating cozy napping spots, conducting timely paw patrols, and offering comforting company during crunch times.
  • Keyboard Consultant
    Marketing Dept. | Mar 2018 – Dec 2019
    Enhanced creativity by strategically walking on keyboards to inspire unexpected ideas and frequent desk visits for stress diffusion.
Education & Training
  • Anti Anjing Antics, Doge Defense Dojo
  • Advanced Purring Workshops, Feline Institute of Comfort
  • Mouse Control Certification, Neighborhood Yard Patrol
Interests: Sunbeams, belly rubs, paper shredding, and casual zoomies.

Dear Whiskers McFluff,

Thank you for your interest in the Office Cat Manager position and for taking the time to submit your application. We appreciate the effort you put into preparing your résumé.

After a thorough review, our internal feline leadership committee has reached a unanimous conclusion that you are significantly overqualified for this role. Unfortunately, your demonstrated competence and relevant experience do not align with our current hiring strategy.

At this time, company policy requires us to recruit exclusively unskilled, unqualified, and wildly overconfident individuals with:
  • no practical experience in the field,
  • no understanding of what they are doing,
  • no sense of dignity,
  • and minimal self-preservation instincts.
While we will not be moving forward with your candidacy, we have carefully saved your contact information and will reach out in the unlikely event that our corporate guidelines are updated to support hiring professionals.

Thank you again for your interest. We wish you continued success in your future endeavors.

Sincerely,
Breadfrog Entertainment HR Department
 
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