Didn't even fell off. Its welded to his palms.
See, that's the thing I never got about Savin and Co. Especially Tobs. I don't mind 'porn with plot'. Hell, I don't mind 'plot with porn' either, if anything I love it when both are done right. Katawa Shoujo is still one the best games of all time to me and the sexy scenes in that game are simply just a small icing on a beautifully done story. The OG CoC has crap tons of porn scenes with very minimal plot holding it together and I still like it since it somewhat caters to what I like while also giving me enough direction as to what my general purpose in game is. Also helps that it never takes itself seriously.
This game, though... Sure, some of the porn scenes here are okay but most of the time I am unsure as to what I'm supposed to get out of this game. Getting off? Well, going through entire walls of text to just get something that can be boiled down to "small/large tits, jam schlong/smash clam, coom" isn't something I'd generally consider to be appealing. The story? The rickety bridge being suspended over the ravine doesn't seem to be structurally sound to carry my disbelief. I can't even get myself invested in the plot, let alone care about any of the characters.
The sad thing is that you can definitely tell that a lot of effort went into this game. The proof lies in Cait and all of the other stuff we like to rant about here. Unfortunately, the proof lies in Cait and all of the other stuff we rant about here. It's like they realised too late that this was an IP they didn't really want to work on but decided to ironically corrupt it from its very core rather than split off and make their own thing that makes them happy because by then the money rolled in. And boy was the money good.