Raf-Raf

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Ah yes, always limit the storage just for the player's inconvenience so we can manage our inventory space as a challenge.

But muh' immersi- Who gives a shit about that fucking immersion, That's the very thing that makes real life so fucking bad and tedious.

Just give us a fetch quest that needs the material we always loot so Mr. Muh' leg bad can hire workers to build another fucking storage shed in the inn since we'll be the ones paying for the damn thing!!!

Unless they want to turn this shit to a mobile game and asks for a patron's code to unlock the slots so the plebs who bought the game on steam only will suffer.
 

RenH

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That might be related to the deepest lore of the game that we're not privy to. Chests are actually an endangered piece of furniture that even the local craftsmen refuse to make because they might not even know what one looks like anymore.
Even then, you'd think we could just drop the stuff in one of the many empty rooms and call it a day. Can't let the player be able to store too many fox berries though, that would make them OP. The horror.
Clearly, chests are actually instruments of the daemonic forces and corrupt all that is kept within. Worse still are the thought of a larger backpack to carry your items around or, dare I say it, an actual Bag of Holding. Because much more sinister than the corruption wrought by daemons are the Champions actually becoming... OP.
 

Raf-Raf

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Clearly, chests are actually instruments of the daemonic forces and corrupt all that is kept within. Worse still are the thought of a larger backpack to carry your items around or, dare I say it, an actual Bag of Holding. Because much more sinister than the corruption wrought by daemons are the Champions actually becoming... OP.
Devs: *Writing this down intensifies*
 
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arls120

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chests? They're talking about those mythical items that let you store stuff, sorry, but that's too much power, the writers can't afford it.

you know they say that the fortress is already finished but what happened to that summoning circle that they added it seems as if it no longer exists or what about the characters that you can take to the fortress like Behemoth they plan to do something with them or they will pretend that it does not exist as forever.

Postscript: when is it that they finally think about uploading some worthwhile brint content, it's what the hell, according to what I understand, if we are in the hometown of one of the companions who has a large number of fans in this game and who is not added content in a long time because it takes so long to upload content about him other than how you fuck his sister or his mother. (Just in case I don't have problems with that content, enjoy it who likes it)
 

Kalyadranoc

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I do have to say, i played the fort reform just so could laugh my ass off, i almost died laughing after reading what was supposed to be two WHOLE WEEKS of reconstruction compressed to three pages i think and then, after all that i talk to Dal and ask her what she thinks of the for, only to read that "It's shit ... Obviously."

Oh man, how low this game needs to go before people notice that it's just a fat cow for Savin and CO. to milk?
 

Fikedever

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Edit: Zuzaan's scene is bugged? I can't leave as the button is disabled.
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Imagine if we ever get a porn dev team lead by someone who has education and experience in organizational administration (Plus IT administration) AND project management? That would be the day.

EDIT: Perhaps I should be less rude, there might be some things that should be evaluated and regulated after a thorough intern study.
What you just described is basically my job (although not for porn dev). Unfortunatly, most with those qualifications/experience are already working 40+ hours a week for good pay. Putting in additional time after that for speculative returns is difficult to find motivation for.
Clearly, chests are actually instruments of the daemonic forces and corrupt all that is kept within. Worse still are the thought of a larger backpack to carry your items around or, dare I say it, an actual Bag of Holding. Because much more sinister than the corruption wrought by daemons are the Champions actually becoming... OP.
*slaps Kiyoko's back* This baby can handle whatever you need. Just stick your items up through her baby chute and into her baby bag of holding and there will still be room to spare for makin' kids. She might have difficulty walking, but you can solve that by getting the Eubicha add-on. Comes with straps.

Also, Evergreen gives us , but it doesn't work for us because _____________.
I do have to say, i played the fort reform just so could laugh my ass off, i almost died laughing after reading what was supposed to be two WHOLE WEEKS of reconstruction compressed to three pages i think and then, after all that i talk to Dal and ask her what she thinks of the for, only to read that "It's shit ... Obviously."
Using the artistic lens, I'm able to deduce through an enlightened understanding that this is a statement about the greater world itself. Here we can see that even with all the lipstick put on our conceptualization of reality and the progressive framework we claim to have, GPU prices are still too damn high. The CoC2 devs are using their artistic game medium to communicate this to you, which you are rudely not getting.

Or it's a meta description about the update itself.
 
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WazaQQXOXO

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Those features had better damn well be "storage chest" and "sleeping with companions." I want a viable alternative to living in a fucking hotel.

Course, if they really want to work hard, maybe we could move Eubicha into the stable, collect tolls off of travelers, get an alchemy station like you get at campsites. You know, quality of life improvements. I've spent a lot of ingame money and time on this.
'Hope is a first step on a road to disappointment.' Imperial Proverb.

From what I have seen of the game's evolution this last year, they never had the intention to turn this said-fort in something more than a pile of rubbles held together by sticks and stones.

There are so many games where the dev team managed to come with an hub that caters to the playerbase needs. Diablo III, even if it has serious flaws, still managed to come up with decent mechanics when it comes to offer a camp where the players could find all the QoL they need e.g., enchanting services, jewellers, smith, storage, companions. FFS, I would be tearing my eyes out if this game didn't feature the option to buy additional storage extensions. Same with some of the Skyrim housing mods. One even gives you the opportunity to build your own fiefdom starting from scratch: a tent and a fire camp.
 
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M0nte

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Behemoth they plan to do something with them or they will pretend that it does not exist as forever.
He is finished.

And considering how underwhelming his content is, he better stay that way. You enslave the bastard and you do not get to dominate him one bit. Not even a pitching scene.

I am getting tired of only topping femboys (although bless Nikol). Give me some toned man butt/subby tops.
 
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Futa_Buddy

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Pretty much everything after the Steam release has been a disappointment (imo)... they've even had a few updates with zero sexual content, which really shows that these devs just don't want to work on this game anymore...
 

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Pretty much everything after the Steam release has been a disappointment (imo)... they've even had a few updates with zero sexual content, which really shows that these devs just don't want to work on this game anymore...
For once i'm glad for Germanys retarded policy regarding Lewd games on Steam otherwise i would have been tempted to buy it on Steam
 
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Lolicon Kami

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0.4.30 out!

0.4.30 Patch Notes:


  • After renovating the Wayfort, you can get a little unprofessional with your trusty bailiff, Daliza. Obviously, this requires having taken Etheryn up on her offer of baron-hood.
  • Nakano has a new quest for you: it seems Mai needs some fire gems…
  • Loads of bugfixes!

We need a hero! (I sincerely apologize if I'm blind and someone already uploaded...)
 
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0.4.30 out!

0.4.30 Patch Notes:


  • After renovating the Wayfort, you can get a little unprofessional with your trusty bailiff, Daliza. Obviously, this requires having taken Etheryn up on her offer of baron-hood.
  • Nakano has a new quest for you: it seems Mai needs some fire gems…
  • Loads of bugfixes
Oh joy, I get to help my son-in-law.
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WazaQQXOXO

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0.4.30 out!

0.4.30 Patch Notes:


  • After renovating the Wayfort, you can get a little unprofessional with your trusty bailiff, Daliza. Obviously, this requires having taken Etheryn up on her offer of baron-hood.
  • Nakano has a new quest for you: it seems Mai needs some fire gems…
  • Loads of bugfixes!

We need a hero! (I sincerely apologize if I'm blind and someone already uploaded...)

It is also available on Fen’s website.
 

WaterH20

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0.4.30 Patch Notes:

  • After renovating the Wayfort, you can get a little unprofessional with your trusty bailiff, Daliza. Obviously, this requires having taken Etheryn up on her offer of baron-hood.
  • Nakano has a new quest for you: it seems Mai needs some fire gems…
  • Loads of bugfixes!
 

Daken9

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After the last couple updates, wouldn't be surprised if getting a little uprofessional translated in-game to playing checkers during work hours.

No but really, if the foxes start making a comeback then this winter will truly get dark and full of terrors.
 

destroyerofassholes

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Savin's writing repeats. A lot.

" "Want to pet her?"

"Absolutely."

.....

"She's starting to like you," Daliza says. "

Is she the only one?"
The bailiff steps in and gives you a quick kiss.

"Hardly." "

THE EXACT SAME SCENE, with the exact same "is he the only one?" "hardly" shit is present with Etheryn. It's the exact same goddamn scene it's ridiculous. It's a wolf instead of an eagle, that's it.



Beyond that, after the end of the missionary scene:

" Hate to see her leave, love to watch her go... "

Savin uses this line a few times in TiTS too lol.

Professional writer, everyone.
 

JTakiyaa

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Savin's writing repeats. A lot.

" "Want to pet her?"

"Absolutely."


.....

"She's starting to like you," Daliza says. "

Is she the only one?"
The bailiff steps in and gives you a quick kiss.

"Hardly." "

THE EXACT SAME SCENE, with the exact same "is he the only one?" "hardly" shit is present with Etheryn. It's the exact same goddamn scene it's ridiculous. It's a wolf instead of an eagle, that's it.



Beyond that, after the end of the missionary scene:

" Hate to see her leave, love to watch her go... "

Savin uses this line a few times in TiTS too lol.

Professional writer, everyone.
Took a long break to copy and change his old writing. Its a sign when someone loses interest to even put a genuine effort in their work. Oh well its tuesday for Savin's team.
 
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