destroyerofassholes

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When was the last time update was not at least relatively trashy, in your opinion?
Hmm. I've sort of lost track of the updates, really, I can't recall which came out when.

The shark girls update perhaps? That one was okay but nothing out of the ordinary. Maybe the Kas update? But even that didn't have much in it. Perhaps the dragon girl update? But again, while the idea is good, her execution is mediocre (skow wrote her, right?). Agnimitra is...okay.

I just realized most of the ones I can recall not being bad are just okay or mediocre at best. When was the last time I was like "fuck yeah", I genuinely do not recall.

Perhaps the Keros female version update. That one I actually genuinely liked. Which is funny, because it's from a writer I really do not like, but Tobs at least writes memorable shit, and has good execution and prose when he is not off writing pretentious pseudo poetry in sex scenes. You either like it or you don't. Skow, gardeford and the like write generic, forgettable prose, which is so much worse than just being divisive.

Which last update was good for you?
 

acusrola

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Woo new content
Woo it's preg content
Woo the art looks awesome

written by Gardeford...

Honestly, I had never paid much attention to whoever the fuck that guy is, probably because he / she had never written a character I cared. But a goddess of fertility? I'm so sad. Especially so if no one else writes content for the Valks other than that guy. Good lord above it is bland.
 
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You can really tell the authors by their writing style and content. Wsan writes out the exclamations instead of describing them so it's "mmmnnhhh!" instead of "X moans at the thrust of your hips" and hypersexed futas is his thing. B's scenes are really adaptive depending on your sexual equipment/tf's and he usually writes a male and female version of a single character (ala Lane from TiTS). William's scenes are incredibly detailed and usually involve facesitting of some kind but at times feels like it was ran through a thesaurus (still hot tho). If the scene you're reading starts to looks like the author suddenly forgot what paragraphs are it's probably written by Tobs. And if you fall asleep halfway through a scene it's probably written by SkoW.
This thread never fails to leave me laughing like an idiot for 20 minutes straight.
 

destroyerofassholes

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You can really tell the authors by their writing style and content. Wsan writes out the exclamations instead of describing them so it's "mmmnnhhh!" instead of "X moans at the thrust of your hips" and hypersexed futas is his thing. B's scenes are really adaptive depending on your sexual equipment/tf's and he usually writes a male and female version of a single character (ala Lane from TiTS). William's scenes are incredibly detailed and usually involve facesitting of some kind but at times feels like it was ran through a thesaurus (still hot tho). If the scene you're reading starts to looks like the author suddenly forgot what paragraphs are it's probably written by Tobs. And if you fall asleep halfway through a scene it's probably written by SkoW.
One thing I really hate about Wsan are his stupid mooos and mmmhs. No, capitalized MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and "OH MY FUCK IM CUMMING AGHHHHHHH" aren't the pinnacle of sexual writing, man.
 

Quintilus

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The first girl you recruit openly tells you she is gonna ntr you. Every 3rd step on the map is a futa with a horse cock encounter.
Yup game goes straight into the trash.
Where is that totally-not-a-saving guy that said several pages ago 'game is pretty good, it just several local dickheads just constantly trash it for no apparent reason whatsoever'???
Here a new user that come up to same 'game tastes....funny' conclusion.
 

Quintilus

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Which last update was good for you?
Aileh (pr)eg(g)nancy update was relatively good. After that all updates was worth a poker face with unenthusiastic 'wow'.

I mean, descriptions of updates was sound good on paper but implementation was 'ooof'.
Description: 'added sex dungeon to the dream palace, HYYYYYYYPE'. Mmmm, new nasty sex scenes, eh!? No, we cant have nasty things here. In reality all you can do there is enter there and say 'sup'.
Description: 'added new corrupted enemies to the forest area'. Oh, game finally decided to live up to its name!? Of course no. They just fuck you for a couple days on lose and thats it.
Description: 'added new quest for existing companion'. Oohhh, some character development, finally!? No, its shot in the back of the head of a companion from a magical shotgun, why you ask?
Description: 'cool idea, no really, without sarcasm'. Reality: horse package + incompetence , mix, dont shake.
 

thecatcameback

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I want the game to last long enough to unlock the dragon breath special for the Champ. I survived getting gnawed on by the Hydra, I deserve to set all the rapists that want my Champ's ass on fire!

Edit: Actually, it's too bad that this wasn't the Champ's ability to begin with. They transform mid battle into something to do the move with and then revert to normal. Like their head turns into a dragon's head to breath fire. Or they grow wings and flap out of the way to dodge something as a move. Combat application of their ease of transformation. You only have the few skill slots because you have to focus really hard on a set of moves to be able to do them fast in combat.
 
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Wrynn13

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I know you can increase the sizes of tits and ass via many things, but can you decrease it? And if so, how?
Should be blue egg + melon infused to reduce tits and peach? infused for ass. Basically pink egg to increase female attributes/ reduce male and blue for the reverse. Some others may work as well like mino blood wine male/ cow milk female but not sure on that.
 
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barsa

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I mean, you can be a nice guy and be the bull. Which Brint can definitely fall into. But this feels out of context to some extent.
It's crazy how trained my mind already is to automatically filter out everything that has "Tobs" in it. What I got from that screenshot, before you even mentioned bull Brint, was that we probably won't be getting more Brihaus content for christmas.

Like the whole middle part of that screenshot didn't exist for me until now. :unsure:
 
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Idiotmonkey1

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The first girl you recruit openly tells you she is gonna ntr you. Every 3rd step on the map is a futa with a horse cock encounter.
Yup game goes straight into the trash.
I dont get people like this. Why do you come here just to cry and not offer anytype of critique so that other people know what they're getting into. Just the most vague, braindead, "eww i dont like this" without any rhyme or reason. Help us understand whats wrong with the game besides your adversion to Futa content and NTR.
 
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