NODOGAN

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Bruh. I see this>

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Think holy, musta missed her. Find her, do her quest, turns out she's got a 435834968346m horse cock my characters ends up skewered on. Closed the game, vintage coc2.
Biggest waste of fucking space in this game next to the foxden, bitch asks for rare items, won't have the decency of present hole for fucking (so she's worthless), won't even have the common sense to please futa fans by fucking them in the pussy/butt and instead goes for the grossests options of analingus & facefuck (so double worthless) and ontop of it all wastes Moira's talent with that portrait.

The ONLY good thing bout this bitch is you can remove her from the game (which is more than what can be said for the foxes.)
 

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Biggest waste of fucking space in this game next to the foxden, bitch asks for rare items, won't have the decency of present hole for fucking (so she's worthless), won't even have the common sense to please futa fans by fucking them in the pussy/butt and instead goes for the grossests options of analingus & facefuck (so double worthless) and ontop of it all wastes Moira's talent with that portrait.
Nah, it's not like half the unique items are even worth a damn at this point so nothing lost really and Wsan always delivers when it comes to oral scenes. Can't speak for other futa fans but I'm looking forward to her eventual continuation and the bad end that presumably comes with it.
 

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This whole game feels like it was developed by a singular individual with Asperger's and a touch of schizophrenia. I realize it has multiple writers, but it feels like they're all playing from a completely different sheet of music and the conductor is too busy watching his wife fellate another man to bother getting them on the same book, never mind the same page. It's actually impressive how this game manages to make as much money as it does when it goes out of its way to appeal to almost nobody outside of a very microscopic niche.

NTR fans don't like it because the NTR is half-assed because even the cuck dev realizes he can't afford to alienate literally everybody. Vanilla fans hate it because it has a bunch of borderline NTR, and no guarantee their favorite characters won't get BULL'd later in development. People who like corruption won't like it because despite the name there isn't really any corruption and it doesn't matter when there is. People who want to be a champion won't like it because the PC is has less agency than Don Quixote. Modders hate it because it's somehow a bigger clusterfuck than the first game it shamelessly stole the name from.

I realize I'm preaching to the choir here, but I downed half a bottle of whiskey last night and I'm still feeling saucy AND it feels really good to denigrate something this universally awful. Have a blessed day.
 

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This whole game feels like it was developed by a singular individual with Asperger's and a touch of schizophrenia. I realize it has multiple writers, but it feels like they're all playing from a completely different sheet of music and the conductor is too busy watching his wife fellate another man to bother getting them on the same book, never mind the same page. It's actually impressive how this game manages to make as much money as it does when it goes out of its way to appeal to almost nobody outside of a very microscopic niche.

NTR fans don't like it because the NTR is half-assed because even the cuck dev realizes he can't afford to alienate literally everybody. Vanilla fans hate it because it has a bunch of borderline NTR, and no guarantee their favorite characters won't get BULL'd later in development. People who like corruption won't like it because despite the name there isn't really any corruption and it doesn't matter when there is. People who want to be a champion won't like it because the PC is has less agency than Don Quixote. Modders hate it because it's somehow a bigger clusterfuck than the first game it shamelessly stole the name from.

I realize I'm preaching to the choir here, but I downed half a bottle of whiskey last night and I'm still feeling saucy AND it feels really good to denigrate something this universally awful. Have a blessed day.
Even while hangover bro makes more sense than the games story kekmao
 
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Orphanus

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I'm kinda proud of the F95 community for getting this game down close to the rating it deserves (~2 stars) , despite people being extremely generous and excitable for games here, most of the time. :cool:
 
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The horny is not to be underestimated
Very, very true, but especially for that I feel like there's a plethora of better options, CoC 2 is very wordy at the best of times & especially the smut drops in quality drastically after the start & is just a lot of repeating words that don't even sound like anything a real person would ever say or think. :LOL:
 

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Am I the only one who liked the first better?
Everybody likes the first one better, from a story standpoint is better since the story doesn't bend over it's continuity to lick the sweaty horse balls of whatever new NPC the writters pulled out of their horse anus.

From a mechanic standpoint it is better since you could actually raise all your stats to max until you were a veritable one-man-army ready to jam the nearest sharp object up the demon's prostate, also (granted this can be a hit or a miss depending on what you want) transformations actually matter and give you bonuses with different character interactions and things to do during combat.

P.S: Also companions were better, they were there to tell a story but never stole your thunder and all of them were sexable cuz the writters understood we were in for the smut and not for a pretentious wannabe DnD/Baldur's Gate/Fantasy game with Horse Futa Supremacists.
 

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Everybody likes the first one better, from a story standpoint is better since the story doesn't bend over it's continuity to lick the sweaty horse balls of whatever new NPC the writters pulled out of their horse anus.

From a mechanic standpoint it is better since you could actually raise all your stats to max until you were a veritable one-man-army ready to jam the nearest sharp object up the demon's prostate, also (granted this can be a hit or a miss depending on what you want) transformations actually matter and give you bonuses with different character interactions and things to do during combat.

P.S: Also companions were better, they were there to tell a story but never stole your thunder and all of them were sexable cuz the writters understood we were in for the smut and not for a pretentious wannabe DnD/Baldur's Gate/Fantasy game with Horse Futa Supremacists.
Don't forget that some transformations even literally changed some of the sex scenes with the main loveinterests or unlocked completely new options (at least during the first part of the game, before they rushed everything just so they could claim to have finished the game).

Edit: Also I wanna point out that I agree with your point about the (horse) Futa stuff and that despite by large favoring dommy Futas over anything else in either of the 3 games. But even for me it has reached the point of ridiculousness in that regard alone, tho part of that is the atrocious writing from most of the writers.
 

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Edit: Also I wanna point out that I agree with your point about the (horse) Futa stuff and that despite by large favoring dommy Futas over anything else in either of the 3 games. But even for me it has reached the point of ridiculousness in that regard alone, tho part of that is the atrocious writing from most of the writers.
The only merit I feel CoC2 deserves when it comes down to it is that they did away with the size-requirements for accessing every sex scene (the whole "you need to be this small/this big for me to ride!" thing on NPCs was annoying and still is) IDK if they did it intentionally or out of sheer lazyness (cuz they did gave options for Ryn to bypass size limit after many years) but I like growing ma humongous dong and not having to worry about meeting some requirements.

P.S: Would it kill them to give different penis types different attributes? Hell I thought Tentacle dick on TiTS could have as a feature "fits in every hole" since that game STILL uses size-limit-bullshit, but nope, everything is still cosmetic and Horse dicks get the most love anyway so might as well grow one myself, horse dick + knot is the way to go apparently.
 

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The only merit I feel CoC2 deserves when it comes down to it is that they did away with the size-requirements for accessing every sex scene (the whole "you need to be this small/this big for me to ride!" thing on NPCs was annoying and still is) IDK if they did it intentionally or out of sheer lazyness (cuz they did gave options for Ryn to bypass size limit after many years) but I like growing ma humongous dong and not having to worry about meeting some requirements.

P.S: Would it kill them to give different penis types different attributes? Hell I thought Tentacle dick on TiTS could have as a feature "fits in every hold" since that game STILL uses size-limit-bullshit, but nope, everything is still cosmetic and Horse dicks get the most love anyway so might as well grow one myself, horse dick + knot is the way to go apparently.
I think the only times your genital flags matter are when it's William who wrote the scene. He tried to account for things like aphrodisiac laced & the fact Suula genitals that do belong to any character other than the player actually quite literally fuck the partner silly from injecting them with their venom. This is TiTs ofc, as far as I know in CoC 2 the writers are forbidden from doing that sorta stuff basically because it would make the main writers look bad, who are too lazy to write any relevant variations to their scenes, which I think is part of why the newer scenes especially feel lifeless and exchangeable.
 
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