- Aug 8, 2020
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Pretty sure something like this was in classic literature, before DA.Lol. Evergreen is worse than gods and foxes combined.
Furry Flemeth rip-off.
In any case
>be me
>wanaabe champion of corruption
>meet some witch in the forest
>according to rumors shes technically immortal
>should have who knew how much years of knowledge in all possible fields
>sex with her should be an otherworldly experience
>ask her for a bit of fucking
>all she can do is shove her womanly dick down your throat and call it a day
Real story, not a troll.