arcader000

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I wonder if adding a few pregame options could alleviate some problems this game has, such as

1) Choosing whether it is Brint or Brienne from the beginning

2) de-dicking some futas, either a list of characters to choose from or a preselected list of characters to do so, this does not haft to be all the futas but merely an option to lower the number for people who do not like them.

Just a few ideas that came off my head and yes they would probably require work to do so, but then I also realize that this is a fucking text based game and that work is minimal and any and all art assets can be put off till later.
I still don't know where this hate of futas appeared from, even CoC1 was known as the futa game. I can only think of like three fuckable dudes in that whole game and one of them you can turn into a chick anyway.

I'd argue bi futa pcs are the main target of most (if not all) scenes.
Is a futa the only goes for female and futas bi :unsure:
 

Tsubuhaza

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I think a lot of the discussion here can be summed up by the saying: You never get a second chance to make a good first impression.
Well, yes. They lost me on the porn bit the moment I've seen the futa prostitute from the first inn. Just remember going "Ah, I see.", rewinding and never touching that door. Brienne did spark joy on that front and her family's pretty solid at that but... yeah, that's about it for me.

It was, for a while at least, a funny game on a couple of things. Some goofy looking characters, that mercenary who had a thing for her captain that used a not particularly good chastity belt, that harpy with the incredibly goofy looking face, Kohaku who stole Senko's tic and the funny maid's name, Quint being a bell-end, that chick with the magic anal plug who exists only to satisfy someone's anal fetish...

It's weird that you can kinda find the skeleton of a decent non-porn game there but you'd have to dive in for it and it's not a particularly funny skeleton.

Nevermind, just found out she is like "oh yeah I like this npc better than you". This game can trash its best npcs so fast its impressive.
This was another funny one. If I recall well, the chick that the bee girl goes with shows up a bit earlier as a literal nuisance that I think the PC and his merry band consisting of concentrated breathing STDs and Brint take care of.

She then shows up for that quest, steals the bee girl in what probably was a "hah, take that, player" moment that more or less went unregistered by me, who simply left them on the sidelines to do whatever they're supposed to do while the player goes off to do important shit.

Was she meant to be a rival or something?

I remember Evelyn was supposed to be undickafied at some point but instead we got the completely pointless futa dragon form which is a dommy, loving futa... as opposed to a dommy, loving futa. It WOULD have been hot if she was more virile as the dragon or something, but as a CoC2 futa OC, she was, of course, already "My cock is my sword, infinite cum works" incarnate, so the transformation did literally nothing (and with the advent of her getting foursome scene copy pasted but NOT threesome, she's actually worse than base evelyn)
Now where's Rule Breaker when you need it?
 

M0nte

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Nah

Futa on female is mathematically the straightest kind of porn

Plus gay dudes don't like futas at all from what I've seen
Well, it is either futa on female or male on cboy. Depending on the watcher/reader.

As one anon in the /v/ thread said, futa is gay; you’re looking at it because of the penis, not despite it.
As one anon in the /v/ thread said, cboy is straight; you’re looking at it because of the pussy, not despite it.
 
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Walk Cycle

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To be honest this one is better.
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Makes introduction of a players character, sets expectation, explains what and why, sets the tone.
And yes, that would looks more like at home in a 'porn game', not in a 'porn game'...

Also, a little detail, whoever wrote this called Garth a wolf-man at this point in time, despite literally the next page, that proposes player to pick 'white human male with a big cock sword', calls wolf-mans a lupines.
I mean, calling Garth a lupine would had much more sense here, since in the very next page, race selection, it clarifies what 'lupine' is, 'Animalistic, canine like kin, covered in thick fur and equipped with a sheathed knotted obscenity, for males, and juicy ace of spades, for females'.
So it would be like 'What the fuck is a 'lupine', Im not Roman btw?....here button that says 'lupine', holap.....ahhhh, so THATS what 'lupine' is.... Homo homini lupus est....' for the new players.

Really bat writing, zero stars, do not recommend, completely ruined
Yours would explain most things to the player at the start, though I would remove Gwyn being pregnant. I just base mine off the assumption that we'll be given the most minimized detail and then leave the worldbuilding at race selection/attribute allocation and the actual game proper.
 

krogine

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So what? As far as I remember this game never had some shitty plot straight from another isekai with mc having magical dick/cum/etc. In fact CoC mc starts as a complete virgin so..
Also, no offense, but I honestly find it weird, that someone actually would waste time to count how much and how many times every character cums compared to mc. Especially considering writing inconsistency caused by, you know, bunch of different writers, each one writing their own shit
you are focusing a great deal on the minutia yourself for someone criticizing what others focus on, missing the point entirely. the game is about US about us doing stuff and trying to be the best Steele/Jon CoC1&2 we can be. to have ourselves undercut so consistently is frankly irritating. like, imagine any normal game having you constantly be upstaged by numerous other characters, it's rarely ever done and more often than not done poorly because it's more often that the game forces us to be incompetent rather than us actually being incomptent and there was no way to BE competent
 

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I almost hate how true and to the point this 4ch post is.
While we spend hundreds of pages of replies to try to emulate the same result basically. :HideThePain:
It is very much on point as well, we don't fucking matter because it's all about the OCs.

I can live with a story going "you don't matter" if it fits with the story where you're just some scrub, here it's "you don't matter because your story is just a vehicle for the OCs"

Remember how TOBs wrote one of the Kitsune as totally being able to just go in and solo Kass's armies?
 
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Is a futa the only goes for female and futas bi :unsure:
A futa can in principle do everything currently in the game except gay males. I don't know most of the game yet but so far I have not found a single scene where bi futas are barred while you can find plenty of scenes where straight male/female or bi male/female are barred (and gay male/females). Also futas being bisexual just make sense.

Correct me if Im wrong, so far I have only met one full lesbian character (recently and unfortunately), but is everyone bisexual except the single lesbian I found or are there any straight/gay characters?
 
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