Java CosmoBreeder [v0.3.11] [harmarist]

[SofaWithNewspaper]

I'm surprised this one has lasted this long. The other three were abandoned as soon as people started criticizing the stupid difficulty and stupid control scheme. Also surprised that harmarist is doing M/F content now; in the past he's said he wouldn't.

I rate it garbage/10. Difficult for difficulty's sake is the realm of the DMV.

 

[bunnybunnybun]

I'm also amazed. He updated it? And didn't abandon it the moment he got a new idea? ...he didn't update much in it, but still more than I expected. He puts way more of his attention towards incest comics than he does the works he expects people to pay him for.

 

[AlsoNotImportant3]

I'm surprised this one has lasted this long. The other three were abandoned as soon as people started criticizing the stupid difficulty and stupid control scheme. Also surprised that harmarist is doing M/F content now; in the past he's said he wouldn't.

I rate it garbage/10. Difficult for difficulty's sake is the realm of the DMV.

THREE? I know about Anubis, what were the other 2?

 

[Asriel151512]

Idk what to do wish it, can someone help plz?:
P.s. I update my redict & java, use "run as administator", it didn't help((

Internal mainLoop Error
Release: 2023-3-5-7a5fe4c60

OS: Windows 10
JVM: OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM
Java Version: 16.0.1
C:\Users\David\AppData\Local\Temp\libgdx�����\1cecf4f6\lwjgl64.dll: Can't find dependent libraries

java.lang.UnsatisfiedLinkError: C:\Users\David\AppData\Local\Temp\libgdxДiвiд\1cecf4f6\lwjgl64.dll: Can't find dependent libraries
at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.NativeLibraries.load(Native Method)
at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.NativeLibraries$NativeLibraryImpl.open(Unknown Source)
at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.NativeLibraries.loadLibrary(Unknown Source)
at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.NativeLibraries.loadLibrary(Unknown Source)
at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadLibrary(Unknown Source)
at java.base/java.lang.Runtime.load0(Unknown Source)
at java.base/java.lang.System.load(Unknown Source)
at org.lwjgl.Sys$1.run(PRG:70)
at java.base/java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Unknown Source)
at org.lwjgl.Sys.doLoadLibrary(PRG:66)
at org.lwjgl.Sys.loadLibrary(PRG:87)
at org.lwjgl.Sys.<clinit>(PRG:117)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.<clinit>(PRG:135)
at PRG.Yp.c(PRG:646)
at PRG.Yg.run(PRG:125)

 

[Excessive_Perversion]

THREE? I know about Anubis, what were the other 2?

I would also like to know about this elusive third project

 

[DenseFool]

Idk what to do wish it, can someone help plz?:
P.s. I update my redict & java, use "run as administator", it didn't help((

Internal mainLoop Error
Release: 2023-3-5-7a5fe4c60

OS: Windows 10
JVM: OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM
Java Version: 16.0.1
C:\Users\David\AppData\Local\Temp\libgdx�����\1cecf4f6\lwjgl64.dll: Can't find dependent libraries

java.lang.UnsatisfiedLinkError: C:\Users\David\AppData\Local\Temp\libgdxДiвiд\1cecf4f6\lwjgl64.dll: Can't find dependent libraries
at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.NativeLibraries.load(Native Method)
at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.NativeLibraries$NativeLibraryImpl.open(Unknown Source)
at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.NativeLibraries.loadLibrary(Unknown Source)
at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.NativeLibraries.loadLibrary(Unknown Source)
at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadLibrary(Unknown Source)
at java.base/java.lang.Runtime.load0(Unknown Source)
at java.base/java.lang.System.load(Unknown Source)
at org.lwjgl.Sys$1.run(PRG:70)
at java.base/java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Unknown Source)
at org.lwjgl.Sys.doLoadLibrary(PRG:66)
at org.lwjgl.Sys.loadLibrary(PRG:87)
at org.lwjgl.Sys.<clinit>(PRG:117)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.<clinit>(PRG:135)
at PRG.Yp.c(PRG:646)
at PRG.Yg.run(PRG:125)

This is just a guess but I think it might be issue with locale

 

[lirn]

I just defeat the dragon. and get the keycard 2。where I should go

 

[Amanda_Young2004]

honestly, and this may or may not be ego statement, but i don't really see how this is as difficult as people are describing? i had some trouble with the cub fight but after 4 tries i figured out all the patterns and beat the fight on the 10th try, otherwise all the other bosses took at most 3 attempts. my only complaint is not knowing where the fuck i'm going, let alone where to go in world 2

 

[SofaWithNewspaper]

THREE? I know about Anubis, what were the other 2?

My mistake, I was confusing harmarist and Carpetwurm, since they both have the same style and the same pointless difficulty in brainless homage-reverence to early 90's console days. And, frankly, I'm not convinced that they are separate people. One account for mild furry porn, and the other for selling cub commissions.

 

[laugh]

So the game is garbage for being too difficult at first and then garbage for being too easy once you get the upgrades.

pick a lane... jeez

it's neither difficult at the start or later on, if you're not getting upgrades as you play it's your own damn fault if its harder later on.

 

[ejmuerte]

My mistake, I was confusing harmarist and Carpetwurm, since they both have the same style and the same pointless difficulty in brainless homage-reverence to early 90's console days. And, frankly, I'm not convinced that they are separate people. One account for mild furry porn, and the other for selling cub commissions.

only i know is that harmarist made only 2 games which is the anubis game demo and this current cosmobreeder game

as of carpetwurm, yes he has 3 games.... but his 2nd game didnt completely finish it but that's another side of story on him, because that game dev doesn't like any form of criticism at all.

 

[Alioth sol]

I found it difficult to move forward, I found the anti-grav anklet, but it doesn't seem to work on the walls, has anyone else done the same?

 

[Gabaw]

I rate it garbage/10. Difficult for difficulty's sake is the realm of the DMV.

Nah, the DMV is worse. No femboys

 

[ArkSniper]

I found it difficult to move forward, I found the anti-grav anklet, but it doesn't seem to work on the walls, has anyone else done the same?

It's more like the classic Strider triangle jump. You have to be up against a wall then press both jump and the opposite direction at the same time. You can't just hold against the wall and press jump.

 

[MrManguy]

Hope we can see a full release someday.

 

[Alioth sol]

It's more like the classic Strider triangle jump. You have to be up against a wall then press both jump and the opposite direction at the same time. You can't just hold against the wall and press jump.

yes like any metroid-venia, i try but it still dosn't work, at this poit i think it's a bug

 

[ArkSniper]

yes like any metroid-venia, i try but it still dosn't work, at this poit i think it's a bug

The only other thing would be to make sure you didn't turn it off in your inventory, it most assuredly works though the timing takes practice.

 

[Porn_Jesus]

The wall jumping is ass, at least while using a keyboard. I'm getting a really bloody anus from those jumps.

 

[laugh]

The wall jumping is ass, at least while using a keyboard. I'm getting a really bloody anus from those jumps.

Yah out of all the things in the game, this is the worst system for wall jumping - not only do you have to get the timing right - but you actively have to press the key that will move you away from the wall to make it work, DUMB!

 

[Porn_Jesus]

Yah out of all the things in the game, this is the worst system for wall jumping - not only do you have to get the timing right - but you actively have to press the key that will move you away from the wall to make it work, DUMB!

The devs from the game Kincaid did it way better. I guess this was above the skill limit.