Java CosmoBreeder [v0.3.9] [harmarist]

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The wall jumping is ass, at least while using a keyboard. I'm getting a really bloody anus from those jumps.
Yah out of all the things in the game, this is the worst system for wall jumping - not only do you have to get the timing right - but you actively have to press the key that will move you away from the wall to make it work, DUMB!
 

Porn_Jesus

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Yah out of all the things in the game, this is the worst system for wall jumping - not only do you have to get the timing right - but you actively have to press the key that will move you away from the wall to make it work, DUMB!
The devs from the game Kincaid did it way better. I guess this was above the skill limit. :D
 
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DWLKJR

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Do you guys think he'll ever finish this game? i mean charging $20 a month for something like this is ridiculous.
 
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okay yes, while the wall jumpy is janky, and i spent like 2 minutes to do it the first time and every other time took like 10 tries, i'm still looking forward to the games development, and that's totally not just me being prone to figuratively sucking off game developers and putting full blind faith in them. sometimes in world 2 it is a bit confusing to navigate and i feel like i'm going in circles, and playing through the game after it gets updated it's difficult to find places that i remember going to, but that's the purpose of the map i guess.
 

saiygov

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I probably got all the scenes, but some areas I can't access. Those involving these blocks in the first image (cannot jump over) and similar doors to the one in the second image (mainly dark rooms)
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funniguy69

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My mistake, I was confusing harmarist and Carpetwurm, since they both have the same style and the same pointless difficulty in brainless homage-reverence to early 90's console days. And, frankly, I'm not convinced that they are separate people. One account for mild furry porn, and the other for selling cub commissions.
Wait, there's no cub shit in this game, right? I like the aesthetics and reminders of Metal Gear, but some of the scenes from the intro mixed with what this artist in known for is scaring me.
 
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robozaec

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The art is promising, but it's too hard for a sex game. If you are trying to make a retro style difficult game, don't make it a porn game, you might even sell more copies.
 
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keyrioss

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The characters are all legal adults this time around. No cubs here!
yeah right..
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I probably got all the scenes, but some areas I can't access. Those involving these blocks in the first image (cannot jump over) and similar doors to the one in the second image (mainly dark rooms)
Based on your screenshot, I assume you're already get the double jump but never backtrace to the first map where you start the game to get....

tomahawk
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its attack goes through wall, you can access some area even before getting necessary upgrades.

It's right here
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This area collapse once you acquire the "totally not an under-aged dog :spoiler: it is" ability.
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  • note: there used to be a wall next to the circle to the right
  • turn to pup, facing right then charge attack 'bark"
  • change back to normal, slide...then quickly press jump! once you exit the hole
  • turn left. grats! you got a tomahawk *insert metroid's [item get] music*


I planned to make a walkthrough with notes and screenshot of this awesome but this game is too frustrating to play, even if it's not an h-game. at least it's true for me. I give up around dark room. Secrets that hard to get is fine but this ridiculous "trials and error" in DARK room are just no respect of our time and annoying. This is just one example, mind you.

H-contents.. Oh boy. I found this game randomly of kimochi website. It looked good but only glance through scene screenshots. I didn't expect the butthole only stuff. Now that I read the post says "if you play as female, those you rescued will be all female" it just confirmed big nope for me.

Good game if it isn't a h-game. Asked to much for more animated scene. Nice but short nostalgic dose of metroid/contra/castlevania. I play it with dxtory FPS limit to 20fps but the game slowed down instead skip frames so wall jump is no issue for me. Since it'll melt my not-for-gaming-lappy without it.


Edit: Nevermind I checked all scene with the complete save and there is male/female stuff. Still, meh to me. Try replace all h stuff with actual non-h scene and put it on steam. Sure will get attention in no time.
 
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