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Welcome to the Cowtastic Cafe! In a land where people love their milk and cow girls are here to provide, you've opened a cow cafe with a new barista whose ready to to make happy customers.
Mix drinks, buy new ingredients, and help your barista grow in this milky puzzle/management minigame.​

Thread Updated: 2023-07-02
Release Date: 2023-07-02
Developer: Noa3 -
Censored: No
Version: 1.1.0.0
OS: Windows, Linux, Mac, Android
Language: English
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Of all the porn games that I have seen, you can count at most 10-20 games that are worth something, everything else is selective shit, which is not clear who made it, and why it was done, if you know how to draw and make gameplay, what prevents you from making a good game?
 

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So, the gameplay looks alright, and we have a cute cowgirl. She's voiced afaik, at least throwing out random simple lines every now and then when I tried to make the drinks.

Going into the game selecting Arcade Mode on the main screen, you should definitely play the tutorial or you'll be extremely confused on how to play the game. Played the game about an hour, was confused at first for a third of my time until I gave up and booted the game a second time to learn how to play the game well.

Drinks work in percentages, and the amount that goes into a drink while playing is annoying. I would rather have the game have a drink system like VA-11 Hall-A, where you click and instantly have a part of your drink rather than having to keep holding down to get a specific measurement.

My only visible problem with this game is the screen background moves with your cursor annoyingly, and in a Unity game that doesn't run smoothly for everybody's computers.

For those who wanted sexual content from this meme of a game, the only bit there is that squeezing your bartender's milkers takes off her shirt giving you a very small amount of breast milk.
I also saw reading on the difficulty settings that you could make her chest bigger the harder the difficulty.

Regardless with everything I've said, the game has a good base, but I feel like it's unfortunate that the developer already released this as a completed game rather than releasing a demo advertised here or something. They could've developed the game a lot further, all I see is that they have no more than 8 posts on their Patreon, currently working on another game though.

I hope this gets further updates but if not it's an alright game, kudos to the developer.
 

Sarojin

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So, the gameplay looks alright, and we have a cute cowgirl. She's voiced afaik, at least throwing out random simple lines every now and then when I tried to make the drinks.

Going into the game selecting Arcade Mode on the main screen, you should definitely play the tutorial or you'll be extremely confused on how to play the game. Played the game about an hour, was confused at first for a third of my time until I gave up and booted the game a second time to learn how to play the game well.

Drinks work in percentages, and the amount that goes into a drink while playing is annoying. I would rather have the game have a drink system like VA-11 Hall-A, where you click and instantly have a part of your drink rather than having to keep holding down to get a specific measurement.

My only visible problem with this game is the screen background moves with your cursor annoyingly, and in a Unity game that doesn't run smoothly for everybody's computers.

For those who wanted sexual content from this meme of a game, the only bit there is that squeezing your bartender's milkers takes off her shirt giving you a very small amount of breast milk.
I also saw reading on the difficulty settings that you could make her chest bigger the harder the difficulty.

Regardless with everything I've said, the game has a good base, but I feel like it's unfortunate that the developer already released this as a completed game rather than releasing a demo advertised here or something. They could've developed the game a lot further, all I see is that they have no more than 8 posts on their Patreon, currently working on another game though.

I hope this gets further updates but if not it's an alright game, kudos to the developer.

There's an option to get rid of the mouse moving with the screen. This game got surprisingly updated too.

Last I heard in the background until seeds of destiny was done, this wasn't receiving updates, but I don't check things constantly alot of the time, so something must have changed.
 
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