Unity Crowjob in Space [v18.3.2024 Hotfix] [Das]

[8InchesAndCounting]

There's tons of quick-fucks and animations where the MC isn't present. I agree there should be a bit more optimization but using a strawman/undercutting the content is a bit unfair.

"Unfair" would be having almost 300 400 Patrons and well over a decade of work into a single game and this is what you have to show for it. Unfair is torturing players with bugs, crashes, slow movement speed, horrid animations, and art that hasn't improved since Flash was the standard for these sorts of games.

 

[Shush69]

If you ever played the older version of the game, you literally click to teleport ot the next area. There were a lot of scenes without needing to 1 watch you character walk which is the most pointless feature in a game. Its like a porn scenario where you cant skip the whole part where they do horrible acting and arent fucking.


Also the fact you need to backtrack a looot and the creator even made dialogue aknowledging it was lazy game design. I will never understand why he thought what Crowjob needed was slow ass walk. Whats the next crowjob which will totally happen since its like the 3rd time or 4rth he scrapped everything?



Is the next crowjob gonna have unskipable cutscenes with tons of dialogue and a dating sim structure lol. Keep it simple ffs its what crowjob was known and loved for

 

[dsaren]

If you ever played the older version of the game, you literally click to teleport ot the next area. There were a lot of scenes without needing to 1 watch you character walk which is the most pointless feature in a game. Its like a porn scenario where you cant skip the whole part where they do horrible acting and arent fucking.


Also the fact you need to backtrack a looot and the creator even made dialogue aknowledging it was lazy game design. I will never understand why he thought what Crowjob needed was slow ass walk. Whats the next crowjob which will totally happen since its like the 3rd time or 4rth he scrapped everything?



Is the next crowjob gonna have unskipable cutscenes with tons of dialogue and a dating sim structure lol. Keep it simple ffs its what crowjob was known and loved for

Noted.

 

[Andrejplaysgames]

"Unfair" would be having almost 300 400 Patrons and well over a decade of work into a single game and this is what you have to show for it. Unfair is torturing players with bugs, crashes, slow movement speed, horrid animations, and art that hasn't improved since Flash was the standard for these sorts of games.

He re-made the game, I was gonna say from scratch but he had ideas and some models sketched. I think when flash was dying he bit the bullet and started making his own launcher and developing the game all over again. You're literally comparing different builds of the game here essentially. Like saying the DLC is bad because the original game that was made 10 years ago was lacking bigger boobs or something. Your actually valid criticism is completely over-shadowed by your exaggerations. That's all I'm saying.

 

[dsaren]

He re-made the game, I was gonna say from scratch but he had ideas and some models sketched. I think when flash was dying he bit the bullet and started making his own launcher and developing the game all over again. You're literally comparing different builds of the game here essentially. Like saying the DLC is bad because the original game that was made 10 years ago was lacking bigger boobs or something. Your actually valid criticism is completely over-shadowed by your exaggerations. That's all I'm saying.

There is no reasoning with people like him. Despite stating his opinion multiple times, he just keeps 'coming at me'. Must really despise me.
I'm all for taking feedback, but the mean attitude is uncalled for. I don't expect it to stop though and I've learned to just filter it out. (A lot of his claims are just straight up speculation and lies anyway :'D)

 

[8InchesAndCounting]

He re-made the game, I was gonna say from scratch but he had ideas and some models sketched. I think when flash was dying he bit the bullet and started making his own launcher and developing the game all over again. You're literally comparing different builds of the game here essentially. Like saying the DLC is bad because the original game that was made 10 years ago was lacking bigger boobs or something. Your actually valid criticism is completely over-shadowed by your exaggerations. That's all I'm saying.

And now they're getting several hundred (or thousand) dollars a month, and working with a much easier set of tools, while still having the bare minimum amount of updates and content to not call a game abandoned. Such wasted potential, as some of the art and animations are nice enough.

There is no reasoning with people like him. Despite stating his opinion multiple times, he just keeps 'coming at me'. Must really despise me.
I'm all for taking feedback, but the mean attitude is uncalled for. I don't expect it to stop though and I've learned to just filter it out. (A lot of his claims are just straight up speculation and lies anyway :'D)

"Filtering out" doesn't mean what you think it means with comments like this. I have nothing personal against you, I don't know you at all, I only judge your content and output given the time and money you've had available when compared to other solo developers. It's clearly lacking to say the least. What, exactly, have I "lied" about? Act like the victim over some internet comments on a pirate site all you like, doesn't change the poor development of this game. I think it's more than fair to return to the thread when an update is announced to give opinions on the new content (or lack thereof) and compare with previous reviews.

Nothing in my review minus the character speed has changed or been addressed over two years later, and most of those complaints apply to the state of the game in 2013 when I first played. Take some accountability.

Edit: Or just react and not address anything. Shows how much you actually care about critique lmao

 

[dsaren]

And now they're getting several hundred (or thousand) dollars a month, and working with a much easier set of tools, while still having the bare minimum amount of updates and content to not call a game abandoned. Such wasted potential, as some of the art and animations are nice enough.




"Filtering out" doesn't mean what you think it means with comments like this. I have nothing personal against you, I don't know you at all, I only judge your content and output given the time and money you've had available when compared to other solo developers. It's clearly lacking to say the least. What, exactly, have I "lied" about? Act like the victim over some internet comments on a pirate site all you like, doesn't change the poor development of this game. I think it's more than fair to return to the thread when an update is announced to give opinions on the new content (or lack thereof) and compare with previous reviews.

Nothing in my review minus the character speed has changed or been addressed over two years later, and most of those complaints apply to the state of the game in 2013 when I first played. Take some accountability.

Edit: Or just react and not address anything. Shows how much you actually care about critique lmao

Very well.

I work a day job, 9h a day. This is (and I've said this countless times) nothing but a hobby to me. I work on it between 1 to 3h a day, about 3-4-days a week.
It's available for free, 100%, and does not require any patronage to access, but you already know this. Feels like you assume, that everyone who works on a game project of anykind does it full time.
If there are people willing to pledge in patreon to see work in progress content, then let them. It is not your job to decide who "is worthy enough" to have a patreon set up. If they are not content with my content (I can be funny too ) ) they'll stop pledging. I know there are people who get overly jealous over the fact that someone, whos artistic quality isn't on par with a fucking professional illustrator, makes money with their work.
Sketching an animation, fleshing it out & animating it, cropping the frames, exporting & importing them to unity and setting them up ingame takes hours per animation, and as I said (multiple, multiple times) I don't do this full time. I get 5h of freetime after work and I've got other priorities in life too, besides making cartoon porn.

What comes to my art style 'not improving since the flash version', I know it has improved, and will improve. So thats a lie. It's a marathon not a race.

And yes, I've restarted the project a few times. Flash was very, very unstable platform to build anything on (besides animations), and I've had no problems what so ever with Unity so far. It is easier to backup (which I do regularly) so another restart is very very unlikely.

And I'm curious; what is exactly the appropriate amount of updates? I try to update as often as I can with my limited time (max ~2-months apart, depending on the workload) but I can't do miracles. And I sure as hell don't get thousands, nor even a thousand, USD from Patreon. It's roughly ~280usd after taxes, and 60% of that goes to the server/webhost, cloud storage subscription and software subscriptions for ToonBoom and Photoshop, so no, I am not living like a king nor can I afford to pay for help.

And honestly, sincerely, if you people do have something in mind that I could do to make it better, just tell me about it like an adult. Accusing and implying that i'm just plain lazy cashgrabber doesn't exactly inspire motivation nor encourage to continue.

 

[BaloneyAmone]

Personally, my case against Das is that he routinely stole my lunch money, keyed my LaFerrari, and called the cops on me when I jaywalked after heading home from the midnight premiere of Morbius. Fuck that guy tbqvtaqfh.

 

[dsaren]

Personally, my case against Das is that he routinely stole my lunch money, keyed my LaFerrari, and called the cops on me when I jaywalked after heading home from the midnight premiere of Morbius. Fuck that guy tbqvtaqfh.

I regret nothing

 

[Shush69]

Anyway its a game about a space horny bird. I think we can end the whole argument now lol.

 

[Star Dragon112]

Here's a good advice - don't Alt+Enter the game to open it fullscreen with different to previous resolution(for example, on an another monitor). It breaks the game and permanently sets a specific resolution without a way to change it(and bricks all the scenes). And I have no idea how to fix it on my PC, so just don't do it.

 

[BaloneyAmone]

!!! SEVERAL WIPs HAVE BEEN REPORTED IN THE AREA !!!
Next update should star a proper scene with a female raptor, and a quickie with what my lawyer recommends I refer to as a "rat-adjacent creature."

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[h0ssein006]

Hello, the game is great, please update it

 

[BaloneyAmone]

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It was technically out on the launcher yesterday, but had a couple nasty bugs that should be resolved at the time of posting.

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[ttt111111]

"Unfair" would be having almost 300 400 Patrons and well over a decade of work into a single game and this is what you have to show for it. Unfair is torturing players with bugs, crashes, slow movement speed, horrid animations, and art that hasn't improved since Flash was the standard for these sorts of games.

that's why i'm on this pirate website. if the game finishes and releases then i'll pay for it lol

 

[Jum421]

Wait, is there a glitch for rat girl, it seems no one is in the bathroom after I talk to her.

Update: Ah, so it was my last save that didn't go well with it. Was affecting the spawn.

 

[Purb]

I wonder when he'll fix the issue with using old save files.

 

[SuckItBitchh]

Latest Save Any1?

 

[Bahamut27]

people sure are salty about this game .

 

[BaloneyAmone]

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A yeen joins the roster, probably as a full scene(?).