calm down cuck. i was just pointing out that stuff doesnt always have to be someone stealing your girl to not be vanilla. hell the harem stuff yall hate isnt technically vanilla. they take years to finish to milf the most revenue out of it, it's not from the community
Scene: After Class College Classroom
Teacher- "You want to get that A? *unzips*"
Female Student- "I cant... *stares nervously at the massive dong* I have a boyfriend."
Teacher- "It's okay, I wont say anything."
*funky porno music starts to fade in*
Normal porn viewing audience watches with moderate interest and arousal. MEANWHILE, turbokinetics falls into a sperg-like emotional rage and starts fantacizing about how the boyfriend will storm into the classroom and rescue his girlfriend from the clutches of her seducer. He dives deeper into the fantasy, imagining the boyfriend calling the front office to report the teachers inappropriate conduct, leading to his disgraced resignation. He then climaxes to the thought of his girlfriend thanking him for the intervention, and assuring him that his penis is a perfectly adequate size.
He laughs thinking about all the "cucks" who watch this porn, who aren't brave and heroic enough to save the beloved damsel.
