Lewd-Ponderer
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Its a fact, theres 0 tutorial or help.
The game didnt even bother to add a save checkpoint before doing first obstacle.
Waste 10min each time till you get the hang of it.
Now stop trolling or prove how there is an actual tutorial, yes?
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So you can handle doing the bare minimum for a soulslike metroidvainia platformer but you can't handle the bare minimum for graffiti? You clearly know how to move left and right at least by experimentation you can't just press the buttons on the wall to at least see what they do? The way you're describing the game is like if you somehow died in the hallway leading up to the hydraulic press multiple times until you then got to the press saw jump and dodge IGNORED the literal writing on the wall only to die to said first obstacle. You can even walk through it like a normal platformer no issue as it's rising meaning the only way you could have died is if you tried walking through it as it's going down. I see dying to the second set where the saw is literally invisible if you have the flashlight off and given you must be exaggerating since there's no way you spent 15 minutes struggling to get to the other side of the room you must have had the light not flashing on the saw, I'm assuming you got past the first press eventually.
Ok then! Let's recap. The game makes you experiment to get out the first room. It then double makes sure you see the actual buttons to do it. you go further up, before the first dialogue even, they put the buttons to attack. Past the dialogue it tells how to turn on the flashlight and assuming we're using our thinking caps we're keeping the light on to see in the dark and see that things can hide in the dark because of the body in front of the door. Walking down the corridor, oh no! women that wanna hurt us! we should probably use that attacking knowledge to use and shoot them first! Wow now they're dead! going all the way to the hydraulic press and saws. The wall has how to jump and roll so using these buttons we roll through the press while it's not going down and jump over the saws to get to the elevator where after experimenting with the buttons and going down there's a wall that has pictures of how to swap weapons.
Damn that's crazy! Sounds like something I've heard of before!
Lewd-Ponderer
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also complaining about a game being around 15 bucks on a pirating platform is crazy you didn't even pay for it homie
I dont have to pay for it to see its an actual rip off piece of shit game.
Yes, WSAD movement is pretty obvious Sherlock, but the game doesnt explain most of it.
Why do i have to press whole keyboard to hopefully find and understand everything when the game can tell me immediately what do i need to know from the start. Like i didnt even know you can roll in this game, found it accidently among many other stuff as well. Again, the tips they attempted to showcase on wall looks pixelated minecraft shit, can barely read it.
Its like the game is trying to piss you off, just tell everything from the start.
That i can roll, wheres inventory button, what the hell that item means ( i wasted injection didnt know it heals) again they didnt even explain what it does, where the hell is stamina and health bar, wtf that body image means.
Thats only 15min into the game, who knows what else they left out.
A simple imaged photo with controls at the start would solve this, but instead they resort to pixelated minecraft graffitis on the walls
Lewd-Ponderer
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must be hard being stupid if this is illegible to you maybe one day you'll find out what those symbols on 2+2 means
Where did you find the first image, it wasnt there first 15min
The fact that you can miss this accidently also speaks for itself how bad it is, theres no in-game settings option for controls.
But yeah it looks like some idiot drew this on MS paint, its that much how they cared.
Enjoy this 16 euro game that cant even put effort into it.
Keep lowering your standards and next time they gonna serve you shit on a plate and you gonna love and defend it.
Its exactly like MS paint
What an idiot.
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Lewd-Ponderer
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Blud missed the obvious writing on the wall and is calling everyone else the idiot. Not the dev's fault you need yellow tape cause you're too busy rubbing your cock and balls instead of some brain cells.
Lets pretend most games do this, put some tiny scribbles writings on walls and expect you to notice it.
Most games have them in settings, how this one does not, i guess they missed some brain cells like you.
If you didnt realise, its a porn game, i guess you didnt rub your cock and balls but you rubbed your nipples or something.
Lewd-Ponderer
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let's pretend? brother mario does this... how are 5 year olds beating you at looking at pictures?
Most of their games have controls located in settings so idk what you talking about
Even if some dont, i played mario games before, they arent as annoying as this one so no issues there
Also, lets be real, ur comparing controller keys versus whole ass keyboard with 100 keys
The whole point is, if they can add hotkeys in settings why not, we live in todays age, its possible.
Letting customer guess and press every key is lame to say the least, putting it on random wall is also questionable, it wasnt even right on the start in same room.
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I'm assuming the missing image is ID card 001. Anyone know where to find it? It's the only thing I'm missing
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Sorry I was wrong I might be wrong but I think it's in the last area
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Drdoctortran
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- checks thread after holidays
- reads many positive reviews by almost everyone on thread
- sees one pissed off dudes complaint.
- reads complaint, forms logical thought process of how complaint came to be.
- reads rest of forum and forum becomes a short hazing on pissed off dude.
- comes to conclusion that pissed off dude is most likely just bad at many games the same way he is bad at this game that he DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR.
- Probably just doesn't enjoy games at all and is why he chooses complain about it rather be patient with himself and ask for help.
- probably forgets people here can be usually nice since we all know what we signed for here.
- Game isn't even mario, just a 2D side scroller PORN GAME and is somehow in it for the game play more.
- Go on tangent and write this long ass post. Play Cyan Brain and enjoy rest of day like an autist.
- being autistic better than being pissed off dude.
- reads many positive reviews by almost everyone on thread
- sees one pissed off dudes complaint.
- reads complaint, forms logical thought process of how complaint came to be.
- reads rest of forum and forum becomes a short hazing on pissed off dude.
- comes to conclusion that pissed off dude is most likely just bad at many games the same way he is bad at this game that he DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR.
- Probably just doesn't enjoy games at all and is why he chooses complain about it rather be patient with himself and ask for help.
- probably forgets people here can be usually nice since we all know what we signed for here.
- Game isn't even mario, just a 2D side scroller PORN GAME and is somehow in it for the game play more.
- Go on tangent and write this long ass post. Play Cyan Brain and enjoy rest of day like an autist.
- being autistic better than being pissed off dude.
See, now you are contributing to the whole "pissed off dude" factor.
The pissed off dude said what he said in his single 1 comment.
But people like you keep asking for more which makes "pissed off dude" even more "pissed"
Like you are literally begging for it, maybe the "pissed off dude" isnt even "pissed" anymore, but its actually you now