This rating is for Dandy Boy Adventures [v0.4.2]...
Ok where to start...
When I first saw this game around different porn game forums, I had a feeling that I wouldn’t like it very much, and I kept avoiding it for that reason alone. However, I decided to give it a chance after seeing it so often, seeing the popularity of it, and seeing some of the high reviews. And after playing it, I can firmly say... I still don’t like it. Let me start with what’s good.
Pros
- The art isn’t half bad. (Notice how I say art and not h-scenes, I’ll touch upon those later.) I appreciate that it is original and wasn’t created with some Chara Studio, so that shows me some true effort.
- The style is unique and interesting. More originality points! The 80’s theme is super awesome, the town looks fresh and really interesting, and (although large) the town has a comfortable, homey feel to it. It’s a nice breath of fresh air.
- The dialogue is pretty good. The interactions between characters feels immersive, (and with some characters) very taboo
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- HAS MUSIC! It’s so necessary that it can make or break a game. All porn games should have music... end of story. And this game’s music isn’t half bad either; although a bit repetitive, it’s still pretty catchy.
Cons
- The h-scenes are so disappointing. They just don’t feel rewarding at all. They’re quick ‘back and forth’ animations with nothing special about them. The blowjob ones especially just aren’t “hot” per se. I look at them and just think to myself “The MC’s dick is kind of just sitting in there...” Not to mention that they’re all the same for every character...
NO VARIATION WHATSOEVER. Just the same old 2 second animation. Fucking lazy if you ask me.
- There isn’t a way to scroll back in dialogue. This is just annoying. One mis-click and you’ll never know what they said. No log either.
- The progression isn’t smooth at all. One minute you’re getting milk for your mother, the next she’s sucking on your dick. Like what?!? Where did that come from? I would have appreciated a more gradual, sexy relationship with her.
- The movement in the game sucks. I don’t like the keyboard, it’s irritating. The dev should have found a way to make the mouse a viable controller. It would have been easier to develop/code for the team and easier to use for the players.
- There isn’t a “skip time” button anywhere. So if you want to advance the time, you have to run from wherever you are on the huge ass map to either your house to nap or to the school for class on weekdays. This is super annoying and a waste of time.
- No guidance or walkthrough. They finally give it to you, AFTER you’ve started the quest. What a fucking joke. There’s no way to know how to start the quests or where to go to start them. Also, good luck finding shit like a pair of swimming trunks in the middle of nowhere to be able to start one of them.
- The mini games are stupid, annoying, and way too difficult. I used to be able to say that I’ve never rage quit when playing a porn game... not anymore
. If I were to describe to you in words how hard the track mini game is using the keyboard, you’d never play this game. The only reason I was able to beat it, was sheer fucking luck. Why is it so fucking hard? I spent at the very least 35 minutes grinding to beat that stupid shit. And again, the scene you get for it afterwords isn’t even worth your time. Unrewarding and unenjoyable. And I haven’t even mentioned the box puzzle mini games for money.......... Seriously??? Is this the new low we’ve reached??? Give me a break. If the developer team had spent their time on the porn, story, and fun factor instead of this garbage, then the game would already be an easy 5 star.
I hope they get their shit together though. It’s gonna suck if this game continues down this road.
TL;DR Unrewarding and unenjoyable.