Unity - Abandoned - Death Star Trainer [v0.12.56] [Darth Smut]

bad game, in general, i still think its a joke but maker says its not
Darth smut is the most toxic person i ever saw and it bleeds into the game itself i never seen anybody like him game is broken his excuse takes time i work on it TAKES TIME I WORK on it its like his mantra he just keeps saying that he works on it it takes time yeah i doubt that its just a bad game like seriously just play minesweeper or something if u wanna waste your time

It's obvious the massive potential in a SU style trainer game with a Star Wars theme. When you look at the Post for this game and the overview, this seems like the kind of game you would download without a second thought. I mean with such a good premise it couldn't be that bad. Right? Unfortunately not. This may be one of the worst games I've ever downloaded from this site. The version available for download is almost completely devoid of any meaningful content. It might take you an hour or more to realize it, if you actually attempted to play through it hoping that it would get better. But the only thing that could really be considered as an NSFW scene is a BJ scene that happens within the first 2 minutes of playing the game. And even then, it's written like a 12 year old was narrating it while acting out the scene with his action figures. Other than that the only other "consists of literally 6 pictures of poorly posed models. Half of which don't even have any dialogue to go with them. It literally just shows you the picture. But don't go thinking that there is any shortage of dialogue in this game. It's quite the opposite there are lines and lines of completely pointless poorly written conversations. They add nothing to the plot and certainly don't develop any of the characters. A lot of it is meant to be funny but almost all of it falls flat. There are a few funny lines but I don't think your playing this game for the jokes. The character designs are high quality i guess. But they don't really look like who they are supposed to look like. Most of their characterization comes from the clothes they are wearing (and obviously Leia's hairstyle). If I showed you the models dressed in something else or naked, out of the context of this game. You would definitely not think they were who they're supposed to be. Essentially if you were to get a complete save game and load that, you would be able to see every single piece of NSFW content in this game in about 5 minutes max. And most of that would be spent clicking around because I forgot to mention that there are literally loading screens between like every single button you press. I've never played a game with this many loading screens. Now you may be thinking "well this game is still in development. Maybe it will improve and get more content?". That brings me to the second biggest issue with this game. The developer of this game hasn't released any content for the playable version of the game since the original release which I think was around 5 months ago at this point. I would attempt to describe what he is like but if i typed it out all here, this would get crazy long and I doubt you would believe me. All I will say is that you should take a look through the comments on this thread. That will tell you all you need to know about the developer. His name on here is Darth Smut. Well it was, but he has recently been banned for a multitude of reasons. One of the staff members has a post about everything on page 37 if you want to get more details. Here's a little except for you. "The constant fighting, arguments, manipulation, and drama which Darth Smut revels in is not welcome on the forums "

So yeah. I saw the posts and read the reviews as well and I thought there was no way it could actually be this bad. But it is. There may be more content for this game out there somewhere, but he has a tier based release system for his updates and doesn't actually say anywhere what's really in them. But what he does tell you is the pricing. If you want to play the most current up to date build, all you have to do is give him $45 Dollars A MONTH. As if this whole thing could get any more ridiculous. I think by now you should have a pretty good idea of the state this whole game is in and the kind of person who's making it. So I'll just leave you with this. Just go look for a different game, this site is full of much better games with more content that won't try to advertise you their $45 Patreon nonsense on every other screen in the game. Go Play Timestamps, Milfy City, Something Unlimited, Princess Trainer, Insexual Awakening or one of the other fantastic games on here. Because the only nut your gonna get from this game is the dev.

v0.2.11 - the sparingly quality art offered is not worth the bugs, low reward grind and eh story.

If you enjoyed the community acclaimed game this one is based on (as said by the dev), I have bad news as while the very base mechanical concept is the same that is where the similarities end.

Artificial time gates, DRM, anti-cheats and a multi-tier release schedule by effectively a solo dev that spends more time posting about how he wants feedback and how hes listening as opposed to actually addressing and implementing changes make for a game with potential that will never be realized.

If EA made an erotic SW version this would be it.

Greedy developer, game created to push everyone to struggle or pay
Developer also makes fun of people who is trying to find way around and get some cheats in game.
Even corrupting all save files completely.

Update 2019/03/08 (1 star):
I have been playing the free version of this game up until 3.3x, around the time of the banning of Darth Smut for his blow up at people. This guy never listens to any advice given, and continues to scam people. I would recommend not playing the game, at all, and just go play something else. My last piece of advice to anyone, is not do what this guy is trying to do. Too much, and on at least 4 different versions of the same game. No one in their right minds would do this. Anyway, if you want your Star Wars kick, maybe watch some porn parody movies. At least then you won't be scammed into anything.

Old Review (2 stars):
This game has improved only slightly at version 0.2. The only changes I have noticed is being able to talk to people, a little. That is the only noticeable change. The game is dependent on Patreon to upgrade things; still place holders for actual people; still the same three girls you can capture; still unable, beyond a certain point, lower the Rebel threat; too many, still, loading screens; and still the same bugs that have been there since the early versions of the game.

I have to say this is a poor start to a game (probably the worst I have come across), very buggy, an heavy grind for little rewards.

Has for the dev, he doesn't respond well to criticism and when he does respond he just can be rude or dismissive.
In my opinion he only seems to be on here to monitor if someone releases a Patreon version here.

I have given this title a few different chances including its first (I think) release. At first I thought it was just a really poor attempt to imitate Something Unlimited, but some of the drama I have seen in this thread I wouldn't even be surprised to find out there was at least at some point code ripped straight out of SU in the game. The game looks nice, but again, because of drama that was in the thread I can't be sure any of the visuals actually represent the devs own ability to render quality images. Finally, the game's pacing (as other reviews mention) is unbelievably slow. Clearly designed in such a way to try to convince people to become a top tier patron to skip the grind, and/or to hide the fact that there is little to no actual content. Even if you're a huge star wars fan skip this. If there ever ends up being any content worth the effort, I'm sure somebody will rip the CGs and save you hours worth of mindless clicking.

game version 0.2

+ visual, the three heroines have good looking and unique models, renders look sharp with no noise and a variety of BGs for each location.

+ UI, it looks good and fits the game.

- gameplay, very slow and clumsy, whenever the player need to go do something expect various clicks and menus.

- performance, the games stops to load every single screen transition, making the gameplay even slower and made worse by the necessity of navigating over multiple screens to go places.

- writing, characters acting ooc, cringe worth convos about the messy timeline the author choose or simply not existing in some scenes.

The game has so much potential, but constantly teasing with "updates" that are nothing but bug fixes that, let's be honest, creates more bugs, removes almost all enjoyment from this game. One or two "bug fix version" per release would seem to be the norm, but as far as I can see, there has been little to no development since the original version was released.

I would think the game would be infinitely more enjoyable if each release had at least some extra content. Apparently there is much more available for paying customers, which I'm sure we can all respect, however it means there is plenty of content that can be released to the public, while still maintaining the most content for patreons, as a show of faith that the game is actually still being developed.

Update: 08/03/19
Game has actually gotten worse since it's inception. Little to no new content, more obstructions to actually playing the game, more bugs, no communication or interaction with the dev to allow for improvement. People's fetishes and money are there own, on this site you have to learn that and leave people to their business. But in this one case I would ask you not to give your money to this guy, no matter how much you have to spare, just because this sort of project is an abuse of the work environment that has become the norm in this growing industry.

Bugs:
- the game breaks if you try to travel to emperors chambers
- the tribute that you can collect once a week actually take 8, not 7 days to recharge

Intentionally annoying things:
- Closing the game still opens your web browser and then opens the dev's patreon page
- the game has a redirect to patreon on every work in progress feature
- patreon numbers are measured in the game and having more reduces the grind
- cheats are still unavailable
- It took 70 in game days of grind to unlcok one slave to special tier (only for special tier not to have an image)
- 8 images of a sexual nature (nothing more sexual than the opening blowjob) that will take you probably 2 hours of solid grind to unlock

Unintentionally annoying things:
- it takes at least a half dozen clicks to perform any actual action
- Most art is still placeholder
- the loading screen is long and takes up the entire centre of the screen, and you will be seeing it for more time than you are actually playing the game

TLDR. Almost no content. Gameplay designed to be slow and unbearable, combined with numerous obtrusive marketing tactics present in the game itself, sacrifices the players' enjoyment in order to push monetization. No new content since first release nearly 5 months ago, with approaching 10 bugfix releases in that time that havent actually fixed the bugs.

This is the second time I've reviewed this game, I don't know what happened to the first review, but its probably gone for criticizing this terrible game!

There's barely any content, the graphics are inconsistent, the gameplay is buggy as hell - its just - not worth playing! Maybe someday it will be and I will change my review, but right now, that's sadly not the case!

This game is one of the biggest pieces of crap I have ever seen. Isn’t even worth a test trial, this aint even a finished game. The developer wants to make money with it … and that is a big crap. He operates under a system where charge people to remove boring grind, and the game is designed to annoy people into paying to reduce said grind. If they had thousands of patrons I could understand it, but since they only have a few ones, which are being overcharged for features that are already developed, this makes no sense. if I were the Dev I wouldn't post any further updates in the free section until there is a whole lot more gameplay. It’s a crappy game.

The game itself is atm poor and not really ready but it's going the right way I guess. 3d renders are very well made. Let's see how it goes.

Aside from that, the concept is good. However, a good concept will stay as a concept If everything else is stuck.

The marketing and the greed is horrible. Imagine Ubisoft being a ape, he would fall from a tree while laughing and pooping his brain out.

I love the art. Hands down, the best Star War smut parody because of that alone. And it is also 3D art, which is usually not that great in general. The character models really look like the original characters and the bodies are really well proportioned. Bodies generally tend to be grossly exaggerated in proportions, but these achieve a perfect kind of balance. While the game is still in its early stages, I have a lot of hope for it.

Was excited about the concept of the game but when downloaded... was horrible. Too many bugs and lack of game play, with very limited options. Like in order to get better content on the game, you have to buy. I would personal wait for a better version.

Mine got deleated but i ment what i wrote the first time and this is what it said

1st great 3d models and art
2nd starwars theme
3rd great premis for a game
4th still needs alot of work

all and all im very excited about this game and where its going im a huge fan of the starwars universe and love the way the dev designed the game as i said it still needs work but this game has an amazing amount of potental and im excited to see where this goes

May the force be with you

I was really looking forward to this game but am left sorely disappointed. This game is a broken mess of missing images and errors. I wish I could understand why people decide to create a game in Unity if they don’t know how to code. I picked up Ren’py in a few months and I could recreate everything in this game without bugs in maybe a month. There is nothing in this game that requires the complicated mess that is Unity.

But this isn’t a review of Unity as an engine. This game shows promise at inception but failure at execution. Instead of developing naturally the game is a mangled wreck of Star Wars characters in a trainer framework. This game is missing far too many assets and areas to even be considered playable. Bugs are to be expected. Missing elements are not. Basic things such as character models cannot be missing in a game centering on those same characters. Even more so is progress set backs. I don’t want to play a game and run into a game breaking bug randomly. 2 times was enough for me to quit and write this review.

The only good thing about this game is the renders and the character design for the girls. Those look amazing and I am really torn by that. I wish they were used in a better game or in a better way. They don’t deserve to be lost in the lack of focus for this game.

End result:
I think this game had a good idea but this is the second iteration and I see no major improvements to the execution of an amazing idea. No matter how much I want it to succeed, I wouldn’t expect this project to turn around anytime soon.

Idea and visuals are really nice. I like the game so far and I haven#t even unlocked alot yet. But why I only give 4 stars is cus it takes ages to get a nice scene. Gets some time to get used to the game but overall it's really nice. If the bug was fixed with the despawning next day button to skip the days faster it would be nice. genereally needs some look at the bugs right now. I think I have found around 4 in half an hour. If you like star wars you will like the game though.

Review for version 0.0.2

Good enough content for a project on early release. Good enough humor in the dialogs, would be nice to have more related to Star Wars Universe. Would love to see non cannon characters and slave girls from the Extended Universe as well. Some bugs when changing from one location to another with pics/renders overlapping but thats understandable at it's early stage. Thought copyrighted if you could put some original Star Wars soundtracks would be nice as well. Overall rating 2/5 in current state, has lot of potential and waiting for future releases.

Version 0.0.2

If this wasn't a star wars game I'd give the artwork 4 out 5 but as its starwars and i know what the people should look like Id give it 2 out 5. The Darth Vader model looks really off the shoulders and are too bulky which make the arms look short and the face mask is to long and thin. It looks like a rodent version of DV.

There is very little content and what gameplay we can see is very weak and falls well below what i would deem as an average standard for a trainer game.

I wouldn't even call this a demo.

If the Dev wants better reviews he should just wait longer before releasing another version so at least those of us playing for free can have an idea of what the game is before deciding on whether to donate at all. Theres no way I'f be willing to donate to this at the moment.

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Renders ***
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Willingness to invest in Dev Minus *****
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