You can't do that because you're at the very beginning of the game.
Day 2 after your hospital visit, you can shower.
Like the game or not, you haven't even tried to play it.
Didn't even try?
I just did everything the game told me to do and every single time "can't, cuz reasons" with NO further instructions. If I can't do anything that day, don't give me missions. At least say "do it tomorrow" or something. No one accepts missions then ignores them all and skips the day.
Game tells you to do something, you should be able to do it. And if I have to do something else first,
tell me what.
No quest said "go to bed". In fact, it specifically said "wake up at night and take the taxi". When I woke at night, Blue Judy 2077 started dialogue about going out,
indicating I did exactly what I was supposed to do. Though they also told me to buy Liquor on day 1...
And why would I ever assume the broken shower would suddenly work the next day? In what game has that ever happened?
I slept till the next day. Looked very much like a repeat of the day before. Talked to the girl and again she's all "We gonna drink that liquor I told you to get knowing you can't get it?!" and that's when I shut it the fuck off.
No one can say this game gives proper direction with a strait face. If it says "take a taxi" and the cabbie says "no", then I must've missed something, and have to go do that thing first real quick. Don't wanna proceed if I missed something.
Even the job board trolls you. Click the highlighted job, job board closes?
Open back up! I wasn't kidding. I did actually want that job. 1 job highlighted, 2 grayed out. In anyone's mind this means "click the one that isn't grayed out".
After hours of examining everything, it seems like my mistake was doing what the game told me to do, instead of flat out ignoring it all and skipping the day; a thing people don't do when they've accepted missions.