- Oct 12, 2023
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>Be meif Vrel made him show up on the island XD,imagine bailey braving the seas while fighting all manner of creatures(whales/tentacles/dolphins etc.)only for PC to fist fight him into submission and evict him from the island like the rentless loser he iswould be even funnier if he is accompanied by his thugs next time.
>Living on a shitty Orphanage, being threathned by the Owner called Bailey.
>Prick keeps demanding more money every week, barely can pay him
>"Rent is due" he says before beating me to a pulp if I don't pay him 1000
>Wtf i am barely a adult chill
>Decided to go swimming, get carried into open ocean by waves.
>Eh, suppose it's over now! but then a ship shows up to save me!
>It's fucking pirates, justmyfuckingluck.jpeg
>Staying on Ship for a while, not that bad, don't need to pay rent
>We on Ocean for awhile, until suddenly we get ship wrecked.
>FUuck i got separated from the crew.
>Been on island for a week by now, most people probrably think i am dead, but i am surviving here
>Explored some shit on the coast, till I see a ship coming to the island, salvation??? My body falls exhausted to the floor.
>I open my eyes...
>....it's fucking bailey again, now with a eyepatch and a parrot
>"Yaargh, rent is still due" he says before beating me up with a peg leg and taking my shit
>He leaves me on the island, states he will come back next week for 2000
>I fucking hate landlords.
Bailey is a fucking asshole but you gotta respect the grind and how he actually stops increasing the rent after a while, absolute greedy bastard but at least he is pragmatic enough to not completely screw over the merchandise.