HTML Degrees of Lewdity [v0.5.4.6] [Vrelnir]

[TellMeAboutBane]

I wish they would do this pregnant content in the background while focusing on other stuff.

They tried that. They spent several months laying the groundwork for it. Unfortunately, a pregnancy mechanic in a porn game is a bull in a china shop just breaking all the things.

Yeah, but it's to late now. Fingers cross that the game survives this decision.

Adding pregnancy is usually a six-month black hole and subsequent months of bug fixes judging by older games. Degrees of Lewdity has a better coding team than most games do, but it also has the kind of massive bloat that only a game that has spent eight years in alpha can accumulate. Let's give it a couple more months before giving it up for dead.

 

[Harglblah]

According to the dev page on gitgud the game is alive and well

 

[Crimsonlights]

 

[sparrow_rose]

Ya'll need to learn my zen patience... which is much easier to obtain when the update is something you really want.

 

[TellMeAboutBane]

Ya'll need to learn my zen patience... which is much easier to obtain when the update is something you really want.

And when it's four months of waiting for something that you couldn't give two shits about? That will require months upon months of bug fixes after it finally appears? That will need to be accounted for in every subsequent update thus slowing development even further? All over time that could have been spent fixing the gameplay mechanics instead?

But, hey, it's not like vrelnir could have avoided it after he spent years promising his patreon backers that he would do it eventually. All we can do is hope that it doesn't turn all of the game's spaghetti code into a flying spaghetti monster.

 

[sparrow_rose]

into a flying spaghetti monster.

All hail the flying spaghetti monster! May they bless DoL and the developer with their noodly appendage, guiding this great game to a smooth development, just like a smooth pasta sauce. R’amen.

 

[prodigy]

And when it's four months of waiting for something that you couldn't give two shits about? That will require months upon months of bug fixes after it finally appears? That will need to be accounted for in every subsequent update thus slowing development even further? All over time that could have been spent fixing the gameplay mechanics instead?

But, hey, it's not like vrelnir could have avoided it after he spent years promising his patreon backers that he would do it eventually. All we can do is hope that it doesn't turn all of the game's spaghetti code into a flying spaghetti monster.

Entitled much?
If they voted for 150XXX breast horse futa it would be ok with you?

 

[AFriendlyArson]

I think the people complaining aren't the ones who asked for it

 

[Deleted member 3076875]

I think the people complaining aren't the ones who asked for it

to be fair the dev said they've been working on it SINCE THE FUCKING GET GO.
like they could've done this massive update in implements as they did the regular update, instead of waiting for the perfect time to do it.

 

[Cardboard Spartan]

THIS GAME HAVE A JOJO BIZZARE ADVETURE MOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Mrbeez]

And when it's four months of waiting for something that you couldn't give two shits about? That will require months upon months of bug fixes after it finally appears? That will need to be accounted for in every subsequent update thus slowing development even further? All over time that could have been spent fixing the gameplay mechanics instead?

But, hey, it's not like vrelnir could have avoided it after he spent years promising his patreon backers that he would do it eventually. All we can do is hope that it doesn't turn all of the game's spaghetti code into a flying spaghetti monster.

Like goddamn can you at lest have faith they aren't gonna fuck the game up with el pregnancy

 

[TheRandomGuythesecond]

THIS GAME HAVE A JOJO BIZZARE ADVETURE MOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Golden Requiem, give me huge penis."
*Enters brothel*

 

[MSG64]

THIS GAME HAVE A JOJO BIZZARE ADVETURE MOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If the wiki is correct, it's most likely abandonned since it hasn't been updated since 2020

 

[TellMeAboutBane]

All hail the flying spaghetti monster! May they bless DoL and the developer with their noodly appendage, guiding this great game to a smooth development, just like a smooth pasta sauce. R’amen.

Pasta be upon you, brother.

If they voted for 150XXX breast horse futa it would be ok with you?

Sure, because that could have been done in one two-week update and wouldn't require months of coding dedicated exclusively to integrating it into everything else.

like they could've done this massive update in implements as they did the regular update, instead of waiting for the perfect time to do it.

They probably couldn't have honestly. Because it interacts with so many other functions within the game, it's not something that could be implemented piece-meal. Adding huge gameplay mechanics breaks everything that the mechanic touches. It makes me worry about what will happen when they finally decide to fix the combat mechanic. The downtime involved in adding the pregnanacy mechanic is probably going to be a catnap in comparison to the combat mechanic's Rip Van Winkle.

Like goddamn can you at lest have faith they aren't gonna fuck the game up with el pregnancy

No, because this is a road that I have been down before. It doesn't help that the plan just six months ago was to get all of the coding done in the background of other updates before something apparantly broke and the plan had to change. Oh, they will get it working fairly well eventually, just like Fenoxo and Innoxia did, but waiting months upon months for it to happen sucks.

 

[PerpetuallyAmiss]

I'm sure the pregnancy will eventually take shape, just as sure as I am that it shouldn't have. It's a quicksand "feature" that likely won't be narratively or mechanically satisfying. Some times, often even, the best answer is no.

Props to the dev's though for matching the "beauty" of nature and getting it in a workable state inside 9 months...Not looking forward to the 18years towards functional adulthood, though it'll probably (appropriately?) drop off in adolescence.

I won't get any more graphic with my bitching, though I do enjoy it and the context opens up quite a lot of colorful language.

 

[ascella]

honestly i only looking forward to pregnancy update because vrel said it'll came with housekeeping skill, mainly because 20(probably more) release ago i ask him if there's plan to make the PC able to fix their own clothes, and he said they will when housekeeping skill were implemented, i wish he work on the skill first though and not lumping it together with pregnancy update

 

[TellMeAboutBane]

honestly i only looking forward to pregnancy update because vrel said it'll came with housekeeping skill

Now housekeeping I would dig. The PC being able to fix clothes and cook would be totally sweet. With that, if the game weren't set in the UK, we could make our characters into the perfect Dust Bowl homesteaders on Alex's farm... who just so happen to fuck the horses when the head of the home is out hauling pig feed and mending the fence.

 

[Mcderp21]

If the wiki is correct, it's most likely abandonned since it hasn't been updated since 2020

that mod isnt abandoned, just has been renamed, put on hold and taken over by a different modder cause of some drama im not going to get into

 

[Cenwen]

The pregnancy update must be really something considering it's been a fair bit since the last update.

 

[Isune]

I've kept this game on back burner for more than a year before actually playing it...
Can't stop now.
Do not send help, I'm good

IMHO one of the best text/twine games on this site.
In my personal Hall of Fame, I'm keeping it next to Free Cities.