I don't believe I have ever seen a developer
elevate their game from a reasonably enjoyable experience to jumpware*. Impressive!
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to deobfuscate the game.js file properly, so it is practically unreadable to me. There are a few curiosities jumping out at first glance, like the aptly named "save_fuck()" or "load_fuck()" functions as well as the beautiful "FUCKYOU.png", which all do/are exactly what you think they do/are. Interestingly enough, the save_fuck() and saveGame() functions do not appear to differ in any way. If anyone else is going to look at this code, I can recommend "fuck" and "nocheat" as good leads.
One solution might than be to simply remove the contents of the no_cheat class functions as far as possible. But there might be signature shenanigans (
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I gotta go to sleep
*(jumpscare malware)